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[Diamond_Girl]

i think maybe some of this conversation should be edited and made a sticky so new individuals might be better prepared for what the personals section is about. anyone agree?

Nah... If newbies are interested in what the personals are really about and if they want to explore them, they will. They won't base everything off of one thread. At least, I'd hope not.

 

[SweetErika]

i think maybe some of this conversation should be edited and made a sticky so new individuals might be better prepared for what the personals section is about. anyone agree?

Sure, as long as the title's "How To Make an Ass of Yourself and Guarantee You Won't Get Results."

 

[Billiebov]

Sure, as long as the title's "How To Make an Ass of Yourself and Guarantee You Won't Get Results."

i was thinking more along the lines of "What you can expect if you act this way" or "Some simple guidlines of what you can expect here, and why."

 

[DirtyKitten]

i was thinking more along the lines of "What you can expect if you act this way" or "Some simple guidlines of what you can expect here, and why."

You were a Boy Scout huh?

 

[Billiebov]

You were a Boy Scout huh?

Nope, they were far too goody two shoes for my liking. I prefered making napalm, learning how to manipulate people, and figuring out to get the best porn for free as a youth. But if a general guidline of how to get the most out of this site decreases the number of frustated individuals, isn't that in everyone's best interest?

 

[DirtyKitten]

Nope, they were far too goody two shoes for my liking. I prefered making napalm, learning how to manipulate people, and figuring out to get the best porn for free as a youth. But if a general guidline of how to get the most out of this site decreases the number of frustated individuals, isn't that in everyone's best interest?

Yes, and I think you should lead the charge.


Did anyone get any cyber out of this thread yet?

 

[Billiebov]

Yes, and I think you should lead the charge.


Did anyone get any cyber out of this thread yet?

i left before you could ask me. ::smirk::

 

[DirtyKitten]

i left before you could ask me. ::smirk::

Damn your bad luck.

 

[Billiebov]

Damn your bad luck.

funny, i was thinking; damn your bad luck. stop reading my thoughts, there are laws against that.

 

[DirtyKitten]

funny, i was thinking; damn your bad luck. stop reading my thoughts, there are laws against that.

*blows bubble with gum*

Whatcha gonna do about it??

 

[Billiebov]

*blows bubble with gum*

Whatcha gonna do about it??

think very nasty thoughts, maybe you'll go away. something along the lines of handcuffs, ice, strapon dildo, and a teddy bear.

 

[DirtyKitten]

think very nasty thoughts, maybe you'll go away. something along the lines of handcuffs, ice, strapon dildo, and a teddy bear.

No, those thoughts won't make me go away. ROFL

 

[Billiebov]

No, those thoughts won't make me go away. ROFL

not even when i have you handcuffed, with the strapon on the teddy bear, and i've shoved the ice inside some place you'ld prefer to keep warm. and i use the teddy bear to warm that place back up.

 

[DirtyKitten]

not even when i have you handcuffed, with the strapon on the teddy bear, and i've shoved the ice inside some place you'ld prefer to keep warm. and i use the teddy bear to warm that place back up.

I saw nothing in there that makes me think "Hurry run away".

 

[Billiebov]

I saw nothing in there that makes me think "Hurry run away".

and you keep trying to tell me that you're not madly in love with me.

 

[DirtyKitten]

and you keep trying to tell me that you're not madly in love with me.

You're cute when you're dillusional.

 

[Billiebov]

You're cute when you're dillusional.

i believe you're delusional about your feelings when you say you think i'm cute.

 

[DirtyKitten]

i believe you're delusional about your feelings when you say you think i'm cute.

Circular logic bores me, I'm off to my porn studio thread for shameless smut.


Ta.

 

[Billiebov]

Circular logic bores me, I'm off to my porn studio thread for shameless smut.


Ta.

i win, you stopped trying to read my thoughts.

 

[Cathleen]

i think maybe some of this conversation should be edited and made a sticky so new individuals might be better prepared for what the personals section is about. anyone agree?

Nah, because that would be assuming many men have his attitude of "I'm king, you come to me." There are a lot of great people here, men and women, all that is needed is friendliness. (Note: I said men, not boys. This person is a boy.)

 

[DrDav]

qwert

 

[LadyWhiteWolf]

I joined Literotica just over a month as I am a Well, what do you know? A writer of erotic literature. I came here with no expectations whatsoever. In that time I've made some wonderful contacts, some very nice gentlemen and of course there has been the odd "Hey, wanna screw?" PM's.

I simply let the disrespectful louts know that I'm not interested in that at the time (busy, work, etc...).Some get a clue, some do not and need to be told a bit more strongly...Those who come in here believing that this is a place of all you can eat, want. watch and find cyber and/or sexual partners may just find themselves out of luck. I wish them the best in what they are looking for and perhaps this isn't the site best suited to their needs. It can happen that way. If they do come here, it is my wish that they come here with realistic views and perhps making this an even better place with their presence.

All in all, I think Literotica is wonderful!

 

[EndCredits]

Are guys even reading this thread? I think I've seen like two post in here, myself not included, tops. I mean, I'll stay out of the poo-flinging and whatnot, but there aren't any dudes backing him up.

 

[Blase]

What's to back up? Unfortunately, our erstwhile thread starter has simply tripped over an unpleasant fact that *most* of us males have to come to terms with: We're on the wrong end of the supply-demand equation.

Ironically, his initial impression of Lit - that there were a significant number of females here who viewed sex as something positive - was accurate enough, but it should have been tempered by the knowledge that this is not actually a dating site and, again, by the realization that the supply of horny males far outstrips the demand.

I do think that Lit is a fine place to meet women who are both intelligent and sensual, but the best way to do it is to start and participate in threads, putting yourself out there sincerely until you find someone who "gets" you.

Here, as elsewhere, come-ons just make you one of thousands.

Sharing your wit, heart and soul just may show that you are one IN thousands.

 

[Billiebov]

What's to back up? Unfortunately, our erstwhile thread starter has simply tripped over an unpleasant fact that *most* of us males have to come to terms with: We're on the wrong end of the supply-demand equation.

Ironically, his initial impression of Lit - that there were a significant number of females here who viewed sex as something positive - was accurate enough, but it should have been tempered by the knowledge that this is not actually a dating site and, again, by the realization that the supply of horny males far outstrips the demand.

I do think that Lit is a fine place to meet women who are both intelligent and sensual, but the best way to do it is to start and participate in threads, putting yourself out there sincerely until you find someone who "gets" you.

Here, as elsewhere, come-ons just make you one of thousands.

Sharing your wit, heart and soul just may show that you are one IN thousands.

pssst... little secret for you, guys are not on the wrong side of the supply-demand side. the only guys on the wrong side of the supply and demand chain are those who have no redeeming features or have not found a way to express the postive things they can bring to a relationship. society would have us believe that males are becoming surplus, it is a lie.