Au Pairs and Safewords

[midwestyankee]

ROFLMAO

And obviously, Major Mustard can cut the mustard better than the Chef can.

I'm sure he can, though I meant to say Colonel Mustard.

 

[00Syd]

I'm sure he can, though I meant to say Colonel Mustard.

Oh good, I'm glad to see you corrected yourself, because I was about to.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh good, I'm glad to see you corrected yourself, because I was about to.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[00Syd]

Why am I not surprised?

Because you know of my vast intelligence, and possibly about my love of Clue?

 

[midwestyankee]

Because you know of my vast intelligence, and possibly about my love of Clue?

Sure. That's it.

 

[rida]

I would think that given his service in WWI and his fond memories of gay Paree, that Colonel Mustard may well have used a French letter.

Spelled the French way or the American way? LETTER or LETTRE?
You know, the quality is not the same

 

[midwestyankee]

Spelled the French way or the American way? LETTER or LETTRE?
You know, the quality is not the same

I hadn't thought of it like that. I would presume the French spelling, since Colonel Mustard is almost certainly a very continental fellow, don't you know.

 

[rida]

I hadn't thought of it like that. I would presume the French spelling, since Colonel Mustard is almost certainly a very continental fellow, don't you know.

Please do not imply any special knowledge of Colonel Mustard. I do not associate myself with such a foul substance, not even in a name, thank you very much.

And beside, I, unlike the OP's wife ... prefer something meatier than a candle stick

 

[graceanne]

Please do not imply any special knowledge of Colonel Mustard. I do not associate myself with such a foul substance, not even in a name, thank you very much.

And beside, I, unlike the OP's wife ... prefer something meatier than a candle stick

A sausage?

 

[cherokee_dove]

A sausage?

SPEW ALERT!!!!

only you...ROFLMAO

 

[graceanne]

SPEW ALERT!!!!

only you...ROFLMAO

*flutters lashes*

Flatterer!

 

[cherokee_dove]

*flutters lashes*

Flatterer!

Your the only one that can get me laughing like that!

 

[midwestyankee]

A sausage?

You didn't think she meant a cookie, did you?

 

[rida]

A sausage?

but only with ketchup

 

[midwestyankee]

but only with ketchup

You've been away from stateside far too long. Yikes!

 

[rida]

You've been away from stateside far too long. Yikes!

I know ... it is my only imperfection

Would it have been better if I said "only with sourcraut"?

as an aside, never been stateside for more than few days ...

 

[midwestyankee]

I know ... it is my only imperfection

Would it have been better if I said "only with sourcraut"?

as an aside, never been stateside for more than few days ...

No, that wouldn't have been an improvement.

I had no idea. I thought you were overseas only somewhat temporarily.

 

[graceanne]

Your the only one that can get me laughing like that!

That is like one of the best compliments I've ever received. Thank you.

You didn't think she meant a cookie, did you?

No. She said 'meaty'. If people are putting meat in their cookies, I don't wanna know about it.

 

[the_mgp]

*************

 

[Etoile]

This alt has officially

IAWTC

 

[Netzach]

IAWTC

I had to look that up. I thought it was "I almost wet the couch"

It *is* a pretty win-heavy image.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Me think the big issue here is that the wife is out shopping (or so she said), unsupervised and possibly with the OP credit card. It might lead to them not being able to afford the Au Pair anymore. Credit crunch and all that.

Safewords and minors are definitely a secondary point of the question.


*said with a totally straight face*

Wow, a reply which begins with that every day, real-life phrase "me think."

It's amazing how many adults of even a lower than average IQ never use "me think" in real life conversation yet, every clown and her friends use the pathetic phrase online... Amazing.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Yes, because my safeword is a cue that I'm feeling myself to be in either physical or emotional danger, and NEED a timeout. If they just kept going and ignored it, then I would have a very difficult time trusting them again, if at all.

Well done, at least YOU managed to give your opinion and thus keep your response on topic.

 

[kinkyknickers]

........... And here I was thinking all this time that Georges Auguste Escoffier died long ago. Apparently he's too busy entertaining the kids in the indoor rifle range.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

ROFL

I admit to not having enough to do with my time. The difference is I don't go around starting threads to piss people off with my lack of time.

A strange comment, what ever the rational behind my posts one has noted that you continuously return to humiliate yourself with your poorly thought out responses or to receive humiliation from the more knowledgably.