Au Pairs and Safewords

Wow, a reply which begins with that every day, real-life phrase "me think."

It's amazing how many adults of even a lower than average IQ never use "me think" in real life conversation yet, every clown and her friends use the pathetic phrase online... Amazing.

I know ... on the internet we are all getting so dumb ... like ... dumber and dumber ...

me think is the radiation from the screen ... frying neurons and synapses ...

But the question is: did your wife find a proper dress for the A-lister dinner?
And did the kids properly store the arms after using them in the shooting range?
And last but not least: do you still have an Au-pair or did she use her "I quit" word?
 
And last but not least: do you still have an Au-pair or did she use her "I quit" word?

Another submissive who is obviously intent on trying to seek employment.

I never employ subs, only vanillas and "dommes"... so much more fun when they inevitably end up submitting to me...
 
Another submissive who is obviously intent on trying to seek employment.

I never employ subs, only vanillas and "dommes"... so much more fun when they inevitably end up submitting to me...

The imaginary cavalcade just gets better and better.
 
The imaginary cavalcade just gets better and better.

Someone is quite good at playing the part of a 19 year old who has studied bdsm from his lcd monitor and is trying to create a persona that will get him laid.
 
ROFL

I admit to not having enough to do with my time. The difference is I don't go around starting threads to piss people off with my lack of time.

The proof that I don't have enough to do with my time:
I'm checking out all your threads now to prove you wrong at least once.
 
Someone is quite good at playing the part of a 19 year old who has studied bdsm from his lcd monitor and is trying to create a persona that will get him laid.


Judging by the slight buldge in your trousers I'd say that you are the one that wants to lay me... Dream on son, I'm not the one with limp wrists...
 
Another submissive who is obviously intent on trying to seek employment.

I never employ subs, only vanillas and "dommes"... so much more fun when they inevitably end up submitting to me...


busted

and here I was hoping I had found meself a Green Card to the US and A ... :(

i was right ... time to move on to the Dommy side ... not to be confused with the dummy side ...;)
 
A strange comment, what ever the rational behind my posts one has noted that you continuously return to humiliate yourself with your poorly thought out responses or to receive humiliation from the more knowledgably.

Rationale.
 
You concentrate on the 16.6 lbs which YOU think you need to lose darling...

The odd thing about this comment is that you say, she thinks she needs to lose.

I would agree.

Having seen pics of Etoile and found her very sexy and attractive (this from a woman who is not even remotely bi-curious) , I have no idea why she thinks she needs to lose any weight at all.

Her previous av pic of her in a corset was just spectacular.

I love corsets and I can say my big green envy button flashed loud and clear everytime I saw that av.

So, I vote that she is sexy and gorgeous just as she is, even though she thinks she needs to lose 16lbs
 
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The odd thing about this comment is that you say, she thinks she needs to lose.

I would agree.

Having seen pics of Etoile and found her very sexy and attractive (this from a woman who is not even remotely bi-curious) , I have no idea why she thinks she needs to lose any weight at all.

Her previous av pic of her in a corset was just spectacular.

I love corsets and I can say my big green envy button flashed loud and clear everytime I saw that av.

So, I vote that she is sexy and gorgeous just as she is, even though she thinks she needs to lose 16lbs
Right, that's what I got from it too. In fact it was a rather nice thing to say, and I'm pretty sure I know who the Chef is now. :)

And you're an absolute peach, shy. I need to print out this post and frame it on my wall!

But yes, it is never about what others think when it comes to weight...it is about what WE think. And in my case, I think I need to lose a few. ;)
 
Fuck me, you two (shy_slave and thingy from the US & A) will be fighting to the death over me soon...

No Etoile, the winner of the cat fight cannot wear the buttplug which I mentioned in the other thread!
 
Fuck me, you two (shy_slave and thingy from the US & A) will be fighting to the death over me soon...

No Etoile, the winner of the cat fight cannot wear the buttplug which I mentioned in the other thread!
Speaking of cat fights, this is awesome: http://*******.com/4ccrkm
 
Fuck me, you two (shy_slave and thingy from the US & A) will be fighting to the death over me soon...

No Etoile, the winner of the cat fight cannot wear the buttplug which I mentioned in the other thread!

No cat fight here, and no chance of us fucking you either!

Sorry Chef, but I don't like the look of the meat cleaver I am sure you keep hidden under your whites ;)

However, if you wash it between submissives,you may be lucky enough to have me re-consider; but ONLY if Etoile can watch!

But Etoile can have the butt plug, I hate those damn things!
 
No cat fight here, and no chance of us fucking you either!

Sorry Chef, but I don't like the look of the meat cleaver I am sure you keep hidden under your whites ;)

However, if you wash it between submissives,you may be lucky enough to have me re-consider; but ONLY if Etoile can watch!

But Etoile can have the butt plug, I hate those damn things!

I really have no need of it...my wife doesn't care for anal play, so there's nobody to force me to do it anymore! :D
 
What a clip, Loved it :D
The sound effects just added to it in a good way

:cattail:

I had heard they were not good, so I didn't bother turning on my sound, and I still thought it was pretty funny! Although I'm not sure why the title is what it is, given that the opposite seems to happen!
 
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