Awkward Erections

[Spikile]

I had a "fear-boner" at my wedding...
Wearing a kilt, too...
When the Minister started with the vows I felt myself, um, "tensing up", if you follow me! I was facing my fiancee and didn't have the mental capacity to execute the old Sporran-Shift, which is an ancient and traditional gesture. It is conducted with the unoccupied hand, and serves to manipulate the previously secreted glass or ceramic pub ashtray over one's turgid knob.
Didn't you know that's why one wears a purse that looks like roadkill over one's kilt? The smarter the kilt the bigger the sporran, hence the bigger the ashtray that can be stashed in it, so the bigger the boner the wearer can get away with!

 

[hotblue17]

Waiting to start a half marathon, wearing compression shorts and standing in a crowd of 30,000 people who were packed together like sardines. It didn't help that the woman in front of me was GORGEOUS!

 

[gagginforit]

It's been a constant source of concern to me that when I DO get an inappropriate erection... no one notices.

 

[QuantumJumping]

Subscribed.

 

[DallasDonna]

Had dinner with my brother, his wife and her younger brother.
When he got up from the table, he had a huge, massive boner, not two feet away from me.

I am so embarrassed on how poorly I handled it- stopped in mid sentence, quickly looking away, blushed. Poor guy quickly left the room...

 

[mwmnpa]

Not since I was in 9th grade, at a dance with a girl I had just kinda met. One of my buds said, "MW, try the hand in pocket thing to hide it."

 

[QuantumJumping]

Had dinner with my brother, his wife and her younger brother.
When he got up from the table, he had a huge, massive boner, not two feet away from me.

I am so embarrassed on how poorly I handled it- stopped in mid sentence, quickly looking away, blushed. Poor guy quickly left the room...

Your brother or brother in law had the boner?

 

[QuantumJumping]

I had a "fear-boner" at my wedding...
Wearing a kilt, too...
When the Minister started with the vows I felt myself, um, "tensing up", if you follow me! I was facing my fiancee and didn't have the mental capacity to execute the old Sporran-Shift, which is an ancient and traditional gesture. It is conducted with the unoccupied hand, and serves to manipulate the previously secreted glass or ceramic pub ashtray over one's turgid knob.
Didn't you know that's why one wears a purse that looks like roadkill over one's kilt? The smarter the kilt the bigger the sporran, hence the bigger the ashtray that can be stashed in it, so the bigger the boner the wearer can get away with!

Good to know!

 

[Cumference]

Waiting to start a half marathon, wearing compression shorts and standing in a crowd of 30,000 people who were packed together like sardines. It didn't help that the woman in front of me was GORGEOUS!

Lady C considered it to be very amusing, that on a photo from a cross country relay run, it looked liked I had tried to smuggle a salami with me, by hiding it in my tights.


If you love legs and well trained butts, running really is THE sport!

 

[Cumference]

Classic boner.

If the emperor is not happy, I do not know what he is.

 

[Que]

Put's less of a "Small Man's" syndrome to the phrase, "Napoleonic Complex."

 

[Que]

Had dinner with my brother, his wife and her younger brother.
When he got up from the table, he had a huge, massive boner, not two feet away from me.

I am so embarrassed on how poorly I handled it- stopped in mid sentence, quickly looking away, blushed. Poor guy quickly left the room...

Thinking about you would handling it was likely the cause the awkward erection.

IS there such a thing a casually comfortable erection?

 

[Daisy_Hols]

lol, thank god us girls dont have to deal with that embarrassment! i think id die!

 

[Cumference]

lol, thank god us girls dont have to deal with that embarrassment! i think id die!

I think we have a thread somewhere about nipples poking out at the wrong time?