Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

Keep a small bottle of liquor in your glove box. If you get into a car accident, open it up and toss the bottle into the other car, so you can claim the other driver was drinking.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Keep a small bottle of liquor in your glove box. If you get into a car accident, open it up and toss the bottle into the other car, so you can claim the other driver was drinking.

Actually that works.


Always ask. If you want to know, the worst that can happen is someone can say no.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Go to local thrift store, buy cheapest suit available, find cheap cologne. Go to the fanciest restaurant in town. Post up in the bathroom as a bathroom attendant. "May I shake that for you sir?" Collect tips

 

[latecomer91364]

Use passwords you can remember, like '123456' - the number one most common password in the world. You'll always be able to remember it. Use it for everything, from your credit card accounts to your online banking.

 

[mnbreastluver]

On your credit card bill, pay 1 cent more than your balance. It's a power move for the credit card company to owe you money every month.

 

[Trubbycat]

Use your wife’s nice lotion on your balls so they always smell like her.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I've said it before and ill say it again
Yes..do drunk dial ur x..help definitely get back together w u this time

 

[NudieUser]

never look at the bank statement, just have fun with the credit card

 

[mnbreastluver]

Keeping a small bottle of liquor in your glove box comes in handy. If you ever get into a car accident, open it up, toss the bottle into the other car, so you can claim the other driver was drinking.

 

[latecomer91364]

Leaving multiple drunk messages on a girl's voice mail the the same night you got her number is sure to win her heart.

LOL: Credit the movie 'Swingers.'

 

[mnbreastluver]

Practice ass to mouth resuscitation just in case.

 

[OralAllOver]

Always correct your spouse when they err (how else will they learn?)

 

[Apisto42]

Get all your medical advice from social media.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cigarettes offer an alternative to Nicotine Patches or Gum.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Get all your medical advice from social media.

Oh yes, Dr. Google too.

 

[OralAllOver]

On a first date:
lots of yeast infection jokes
Clearly state at least 4 times that you never stalk
Masturbate ... extended session! ... in restaurant bathroom to stay cool

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you run out of toilet paper, use a dollar bill. If you don't have a dollar bill, use 4 quarters.