Bald chicks are hot

[MsTexas]

Honestly, I can't figure out if you really don't like the guy or if you are joking.

And you're welcome.

This might clear up any misconception you might have

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=21147953&postcount=601

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

Yes, that clears it up for me. It looks like we have pretty much the same opinion about him.

Thanks.

I don't think he's realizing we didn't sign up for the army like he did. We don't get paid for the insults like he did in the army.

 

[Ekserb]

No, I was just trying to get you to actually read what I write. EVERYTHING I read and not just the ones you want complain about. Well actually I was trying to get you to read what EVERYONE wrote and not just what you wanted to complain about. I noticed some of your other responses in other posts and you have nothing better to do than complain and put people down.

You're obviously one of the people who seems to think this site and the internet in general are the Special Olympics - everyone is beautiful in their own way and everyone deserves praise for the effort they put into logging onto a web site and talking about themselves or posting shitty pictures of themselves.

Unfortunately, the internet is just like the real world: A few winners and a whole lotta losers.

Now, I typically do not go around this site attacking people when they post drivel and spew in one sentence more spelling errors and grammatical gaffs than the average grade-school student does in a week of text messaging his girlfriend, but I do sometimes call out the people with the worst track record, or the ones who like to think they're intelligent, but who actually can't write to save their ass. (He knows who I'm talking about.)

I have never - not once - told someone that they're ugly or fat or shouldn't be posting pictures of themelves. I've thought it, but never posted it. In fact, I've never told anyone that they shouldn't be posting on the internet, even when they are so insanely bad at writing that everything that comes out of their fingertips is akin to baby talk.

What I do suggest (and sometimes insist upon) is that these people communicate effectively in a medium that requires at least a basic understanding of the English language. That's not hard to do if you've paid attention in school. Even the public school system in this country is capable of producing literate people if they pay attention. I am a good example of this - I never went to college, but I graduated with an average GPA from an average public high school, and yet I was able to learn to fly very complex pieces of military machinery and now I work for a global telecommunications company and make a very good living doing so. All because I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Yes, I do complain a lot. I do put people down. And those people could just as easily gain my respect by taking an extra few fucking seconds to review what they're writing before they hit the Submit button and we'd all be better off for the effort.

If you want to champion mediocrity, be my guest, but don't expect me to play the same game, and don't expect me to leave the ballpark just because you don't like my rules.

What I really want is to see you be dominated by a woman who fucks you up the ass with a dildo or a guy who fucks you up the ass so you don't have to be so damn controlling and egotsitic. But that really has nothing to do with the post.

Well, maybe I can make that happen and when I do I'll add the video to my picture thread.

I don't think that will change my attitude in any way, though.

And since your avatar pictures says "You hate me", I just have to say "I love you".

Please. Like I needed to hear it.

It's clear to me now you have an ego problem. Too bad there are so many dumb women who fall for a so called handsome man with an ego problem.

Ahh, you do think I'm handsome. I knew it.

 

[Ekserb]

I don't think he's realizing we didn't sign up for the army like he did. We don't get paid for the insults like he did in the army.

WTF?!? And I thought I was getting paid to defend my country. I had no idea there was a bonus for insults. I could have been fucking rich!

Do not bad-mouth the military. I will make you my number one piece of entertainment.

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

Do not bad-mouth the military. I will make you my number one piece of entertainment.

I'm not bad mouthing the military, I'm bad mouthing you. I'm already on your list of entertainment, so if I were to bash the military it wouldn't make much of a difference.

Yes, military people get paid to fight for the country and because they get paid to fight for their country they get treated just like you treat us on the board in boot camp. You might ask how I know this, so I'll asnwer your question right away. My mom was in the army and my cousin just joined the National Guards.

Apparently both my mother and cousin were raised to treat people better. They didn't take what they went through boot camp and took it out on everyday society.

Ya, so I'll end this with saying "I love you".

 

[MsTexas]

I think it might be too late to back away slowly from this thread being as its already OFF topic.

LOL

E ... you are truly something else

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

You're obviously one of the people who seems to think this site and the internet in general are the Special Olympics - everyone is beautiful in their own way and everyone deserves praise for the effort they put into logging onto a web site and talking about themselves or posting shitty pictures of themselves.

Unfortunately, the internet is just like the real world: A few winners and a whole lotta losers.

Now, I typically do not go around this site attacking people when they post drivel and spew in one sentence more spelling errors and grammatical gaffs than the average grade-school student does in a week of text messaging his girlfriend, but I do sometimes call out the people with the worst track record, or the ones who like to think they're intelligent, but who actually can't write to save their ass. (He knows who I'm talking about.)

I have never - not once - told someone that they're ugly or fat or shouldn't be posting pictures of themelves. I've thought it, but never posted it. In fact, I've never told anyone that they shouldn't be posting on the internet, even when they are so insanely bad at writing that everything that comes out of their fingertips is akin to baby talk.

What I do suggest (and sometimes insist upon) is that these people communicate effectively in a medium that requires at least a basic understanding of the English language. That's not hard to do if you've paid attention in school. Even the public school system in this country is capable of producing literate people if they pay attention. I am a good example of this - I never went to college, but I graduated with an average GPA from an average public high school, and yet I was able to learn to fly very complex pieces of military machinery and now I work for a global telecommunications company and make a very good living doing so. All because I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Yes, I do complain a lot. I do put people down. And those people could just as easily gain my respect by taking an extra few fucking seconds to review what they're writing before they hit the Submit button and we'd all be better off for the effort.

If you want to champion mediocrity, be my guest, but don't expect me to play the same game, and don't expect me to leave the ballpark just because you don't like my rules.

Just because someone has bad grammer, it doesn't make them stupid. What it makes them is either lazy or never having the educational skills. Now for me, when I have bad grammer or spelling it's because I'm lazy.

You shouldn't be the one to put people down for bad grammer ad spelling. you use words like nuff and lotta. It's enough and a lot.

Since when was the world based on YOUR rules? I wasn't aware that the United States suddenly became a dictorship by you. I know Bush's people want Bush to become the first dictator after the King and Queens of England, but I wasn't aware it actually became in infect by you.

 

[kittykateater]

Just because someone has bad grammer, it doesn't make them stupid. What it makes them is either lazy or never having the educational skills. Now for me, when I have bad grammer or spelling it's because I'm lazy.

You shouldn't be the one to put people down for bad grammer ad spelling. you use words like nuff and lotta. It's enough and a lot.

Since when was the world based on YOUR rules? I wasn't aware that the United States suddenly became a dictorship by you. I know Bush's people want Bush to become the first dictator after the King and Queens of England, but I wasn't aware it actually became in infect by you.

The Today show spent nearly an hour this morning on how if you DARE to wear white before Memorial Day you should be arrested or shot on sight! Why? Who decides such idiotic things, and why do so many let themslves be sheep who have to follow such dumb edicts? Wear whatever the f*** color you want folks, whenever the hell you want to, and who cares? And who cares about spelling on a chat site, as long as what you mean is clear? When I'm typing at 10 PM I don't always hit the right keys or spell check, so what? I'm much more careful in business communication, of course, where you have to be crystal clear or risk a business deal going sour for misunderstanding of intent.

I read recently that when Bush makes public appearances, protestors are now relegated to areas called "Free Sppech Zones" significantly far away from Bush that he need not be inconvenienced by having to see or hear them, or even be aware of their presence. Only his supporters are allowed to line the parade route. No wonder he still thinks 100% of Americans are behind him--he doesn't allow himself to see or hear from anyone who dares to disagree with him! I recall another "leader" who only allowed his parade route to be lined by his fawning followers: his name was Adolf Hitler. Those along the parade route raised their arms and screamed "Zieg Heil!"

"Free Speech Zones?" Aren't we supposed to have free speech anywhere and everywhere, at all times? Umm, when exactly did we shred the First Ammendment? Was that shredded along with all the documents Ollie North shredded in Iran-Contra? Or maybe further back, the Haldeman-Ehrlichmann shreddings in Watergate? "Hey, here's another old Government document, something called the Bill of Rights, might as well shred that along with all these other incriminating documents we're shredding, just to be sure we completely cover our asses against prosecution."

 

[monique1971]

It's amazing how a single Ekserb thread can move from bald chicks to Iran-Contra. This is why I Ekserb. Lot of entertainment value for --well, not money, since Lit is free-- but for a fairly minimal investment of time.

 

[Ekserb]

Just because someone has bad grammer, it doesn't make them stupid. What it makes them is either lazy or never having the educational skills. Now for me, when I have bad grammer or spelling it's because I'm lazy.

You shouldn't be the one to put people down for bad grammer ad spelling. you use words like nuff and lotta. It's enough and a lot.

Since when was the world based on YOUR rules? I wasn't aware that the United States suddenly became a dictorship by you. I know Bush's people want Bush to become the first dictator after the King and Queens of England, but I wasn't aware it actually became in infect by you.

"'Nuff" and "lotta" aren't words at all, you fucking idiot. They're colloquialisms. There's a difference between using non-words like dictorship and grammer and using in writing phrases that would normally be associated with common or informal speech.

Can people in the Netherlands opt out of basic educational training? Since I don't live there I don't know. In this country, people are forced to go to school for the first twelve years and can then choose to pursue a degree at a college or university. Not being able to read and write is not due to "never having the educational skills," but can only be attributed to not paying attention (lazy) or not attending in the first place (stupid).

One could also be learning-disabled, but the percentage of Lit members who can't write a clear sentence far outnumbers the average number of retarded Americans, and I'm not willing to stipulate that Literotica is populated with more waterheads than the normal median for this country. We'll have to assume that the typical drooling brain donor can't use a computer to begin with.

It's a difficult choice: Lazy or stupid? Which would I rather be labeled? Hmm, I'll take neither and just continue writing like I always do. In your case, you've chosen "lazy." Good for you! You set a fine example for your peers and I hope you try to instill the same values in your children. Would that we were all so shiftless - the world would be a much better place.

Wait. What the fuck? No. It wouldn't.

 

[trysail]

The man does have a point; like it or not, your ability to spell, arrange a subject, verb, and predicate in approximate order, and punctuate a sentence affects a reader's judgement of your education and knowledge.

Prejudicial as it may seem (and it is a prejudice that I readily admit), my willingness to consider a writer's point of view and the likelihood of their factual accuracy is directly affected by my assessment of the writer's observance and knowledge of the modest conventions of correct English usage.

Thanks to the introduction of word processors and spell checkers, my ability to form a quick (and usually accurate) judgement of a person's education and background based on orthography, spelling, and grammar has been somewhat diminished. In some respects, that's a loss.

 

[Ekserb]

The man does have a point; like it or not, your ability to spell, arrange a subject, verb, and predicate in approximate order, and punctuate a sentence affects a reader's judgement of your education and knowledge.

Prejudicial as it may seem (and it is a prejudice that I readily admit), my willingness to consider a writer's point of view and the likelihood of their factual accuracy is directly affected by my assessment of the writer's observance and knowledge of the modest conventions of correct English usage.

Thanks to the introduction of word processors and spell checkers, my ability to form a quick (and usually accurate) judgement of a person's education and background based on orthography, spelling, and grammar has been somewhat diminished. In some respects, that's a loss.

What ... he ... said.

D'OH!!

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

"'Nuff" and "lotta" aren't words at all, you fucking idiot. They're colloquialisms. There's a difference between using non-words like dictorship and grammer and using in writing phrases that would normally be associated with common or informal speech.

Can people in the Netherlands opt out of basic educational training? Since I don't live there I don't know. In this country, people are forced to go to school for the first twelve years and can then choose to pursue a degree at a college or university. Not being able to read and write is not due to "never having the educational skills," but can only be attributed to not paying attention (lazy) or not attending in the first place (stupid).

One could also be learning-disabled, but the percentage of Lit members who can't write a clear sentence far outnumbers the average number of retarded Americans, and I'm not willing to stipulate that Literotica is populated with more waterheads than the normal median for this country. We'll have to assume that the typical drooling brain donor can't use a computer to begin with.

It's a difficult choice: Lazy or stupid? Which would I rather be labeled? Hmm, I'll take neither and just continue writing like I always do. In your case, you've chosen "lazy." Good for you! You set a fine example for your peers and I hope you try to instill the same values in your children. Would that we were all so shiftless - the world would be a much better place.

Wait. What the fuck? No. It wouldn't.

Nuff and lotta is no dfferent from gramer being spelled as grammer. You just don't want to admit you can be either stupid or lazy at times too. Don't give me that bullshit that nuff and lotta are colloquialisms. You wouldn't use nuff or lotta in an important letter or on a resume would you?

I'm lazy when it comes to message boards. I'm not lazy when it comes to writting improtant letters, resumes, and term paper type of things.

I happen to have a reading disablity and I went to a crappy school in the USA who never took off points for not spelling correctly or using the correct gramer. I grew up in the USA and I've been living here for almost 3 years now. The children here go to school from the ages of 4 to 16 and go to school for 8 hours a day. Then when they graduate at 16 they choose to go to college, go to work, or be lazy and live off of the government's money. It's pretty much the same as in the USA.

And I rather be a lazy person who cares about other people's feelings than an arogent army brat!

Once again, I just have to say "I love you".

I have now said all I wanted to say Mr. Dictator Ekserb.

 

[MrHotnspicey]

MsTexas and Crazy Jezebel, Can I fall in love with you both. Grinzzz, I don't have to say a word. You both have expressed yourselves much more eloquently in reference to ekserk than I could.
Huggzzz to you both.
Spicey

 

[Ekserb]

Nuff and lotta is no dfferent from gramer being spelled as grammer. You just don't want to admit you can be either stupid or lazy at times too. Don't give me that bullshit that nuff and lotta are colloquialisms. You wouldn't use nuff or lotta in an important letter or on a resume would you?

I'm lazy when it comes to message boards. I'm not lazy when it comes to writting improtant letters, resumes, and term paper type of things.

I happen to have a reading disablity and I went to a crappy school in the USA who never took off points for not spelling correctly or using the correct gramer. I grew up in the USA and I've been living here for almost 3 years now. The children here go to school from the ages of 4 to 16 and go to school for 8 hours a day. Then when they graduate at 16 they choose to go to college, go to work, or be lazy and live off of the government's money. It's pretty much the same as in the USA.

And I rather be a lazy person who cares about other people's feelings than an arogent army brat!

Once again, I just have to say "I love you".

I have now said all I wanted to say Mr. Dictator Ekserb.

How fucking stupid are you?

It's grammar, not "grammer" or "gramer." Get it fucking right if you're going to attempt to correct me.

"Don't give me that bullshit that nuff and lotta are colloquialisms." I hate to break it to you, but that's exactly what colloquialism means. Maybe you should look in a dictionary once in a while. Using terms like "'nuff" and "lotta" or "gotta" is completely acceptable when you are writing out words in a speech pattern. The technique has been used for ages by every professional writer in history and will continue to be used after you're dead. The use of misspellings like the aforementioned "gramer/grammer" and "arogent" are, in fact, errors and will never, ever be acceptable to anyone with even a basic knowledge of English writing skills.

On the internet you have only one way to make a first impression on people: Your writing skills. No one sees your picture or hears your voice before they read what you've written and when you are lazy (as you so proudly claim to be) you give everyone the impression that you're not that bright. So, how do you go through life knowing that every time you bang out a post on a message board or send an email, you're telling the audience that you're kinda dumb? Should this be a secret? I gotta say, you're not doing a very good job of hiding it if that was your intent. On the other hand, maybe we are just supposed to assume that anyone who writes dictatorship as "dictorship" is challenged.

The truth is, you don't care about others' feelings. This point is indisputable. When you write like you do, you are telling everyone who reads your words, "Fuck you. I don't feel like doing all the work here. You should have to share the load by trying to figure out what I'm saying." You've already admitted to being lazy, especially when it comes to internet message boards. You've already admitted that you can write correctly when you have to ("improtant[sic] letters, resumes, and term paper type of things"). What you seem to not be able to admit is that you couldn't care any less about how hard your readers have to work to understand what it is you're writing. (And before anyone tries to jump in and say they find it easier to read what she writes, don't bother. You're an even bigger idiot for thinking that way.)

When I write, I try to make myself as clear as I possibly can. The reader doesn't have to discern my meaning by resorting to an acquired knowledge of retard. I never make the audience work, because I not only care what people think of my skills, but I also care that they are not forced to work any harder than they should to understand what I'm saying.

The only time anyone should have difficulty comprehending my words is when they have some kind of reading disability.

Umm. Oops.

 

[MsTexas]

MsTexas and Crazy Jezebel, Can I fall in love with you both. Grinzzz, I don't have to say a word. You both have expressed yourselves much more eloquently in reference to ekserk than I could.
Huggzzz to you both.
Spicey

I'm just here for the entertainment

 

[peekingone]

I'm just here for the entertainment

me too. Hope you are well? nice to see you

 

[MsTexas]

me too. Hope you are well? nice to see you

Simply fabulous darlin ... how about you?

 

[peekingone]

Simply fabulous darlin ... how about you?

relaxing having fun and behaving as usual

 

[MsTexas]

relaxing having fun and behaving as usual

Behaving as usual?



Are you kidding me?

 

[peekingone]

Behaving as usual?



Are you kidding me?

now is that nice??? huh come on you know me lol

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

I'm just here for the entertainment

And I'm now out of the entertainment.

I had fun playing high school games again, but it's time to go back into adult world for me now. Be sure to put up a good fight in the game for me.

My final words in this game are:

I may be dumb when it comes to spelling and grammar, but at least I'm not dumb enough to sign up to be the property of the United States and be trained to kill innocent people thinking I'm protecting the good old "Home of the free".

Damn! Now only if you could learn how to kill non army people in the army and get away with it. It would just be Heaven wouldn't it?

You can put me on your number one entertainemt list, but I won't be there to see it. And isn't that what you truely want? You want the people you belittle to respond to your game. Well afte this you have one less victem.

Now unless you go address your followers you'll be talking to emptyness. Now that wouldn't look so good for a fellow army man would it?

 

[MsTexas]

now is that nice??? huh come on you know me lol

Yeah I know you, why do you think I said that?

You behaving is like me, oh I dont know, not liking guys?

LMAO

 

[Ekserb]

Then I'll address the [I]emptiness[/I].

I may be dumb when it comes to spelling and grammar, but at least I'm not dumb enough to sign up to be the property of the United States and be trained to kill innocent people thinking I'm protecting the good old "Home of the free".

Damn! Now only if you could learn how to kill non army people in the army and get away with it. It would just be Heaven wouldn't it?

Actually, you are too dumb to get into the Army. The military has standards, too, you know. I've met Cooks and Cargo Specialists who weren't as bad off as you are, and those poor guys can barely write their own name.

On the other hand, your mother and cousin were smart enough to get into the military. You must be so proud. Ask them sometime how much fun it is to kill innocent people. I'm sure they'll appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

By the way, it's "land of the free and home of the brave." Idiot.

You can put me on your number one entertainemt list, but I won't be there to see it. And isn't that what you truely want? You want the people you belittle to respond to your game. Well afte this you have one less victem.

Now unless you go address your followers you'll be talking to emptyness. Now that wouldn't look so good for a fellow army man would it?

That sounds familiar. Where have I read those words before? Oh yeah, it was yesterday:

I have now said all I wanted to say Mr. Dictator Ekserb.

To the emptiness: I wish people who are tired of making themselves look like fucking morons would do as they say and leave. Instead, they're like the Hollywood movie monster - they keep coming back after you think they're dead.

 

[cloudy]

How fucking stupid are you?

It's grammar, not "grammer" or "gramer." Get it fucking right if you're going to attempt to correct me.

"Don't give me that bullshit that nuff and lotta are colloquialisms." I hate to break it to you, but that's exactly what colloquialism means. Maybe you should look in a dictionary once in a while. Using terms like "'nuff" and "lotta" or "gotta" is completely acceptable when you are writing out words in a speech pattern. The technique has been used for ages by every professional writer in history and will continue to be used after you're dead. The use of misspellings like the aforementioned "gramer/grammer" and "arogent" are, in fact, errors and will never, ever be acceptable to anyone with even a basic knowledge of English writing skills.

On the internet you have only one way to make a first impression on people: Your writing skills. No one sees your picture or hears your voice before they read what you've written and when you are lazy (as you so proudly claim to be) you give everyone the impression that you're not that bright. So, how do you go through life knowing that every time you bang out a post on a message board or send an email, you're telling the audience that you're kinda dumb? Should this be a secret? I gotta say, you're not doing a very good job of hiding it if that was your intent. On the other hand, maybe we are just supposed to assume that anyone who writes dictatorship as "dictorship" is challenged.

The truth is, you don't care about others' feelings. This point is indisputable. When you write like you do, you are telling everyone who reads your words, "Fuck you. I don't feel like doing all the work here. You should have to share the load by trying to figure out what I'm saying." You've already admitted to being lazy, especially when it comes to internet message boards. You've already admitted that you can write correctly when you have to ("improtant[sic] letters, resumes, and term paper type of things"). What you seem to not be able to admit is that you couldn't care any less about how hard your readers have to work to understand what it is you're writing. (And before anyone tries to jump in and say they find it easier to read what she writes, don't bother. You're an even bigger idiot for thinking that way.)

When I write, I try to make myself as clear as I possibly can. The reader doesn't have to discern my meaning by resorting to an acquired knowledge of retard. I never make the audience work, because I not only care what people think of my skills, but I also care that they are not forced to work any harder than they should to understand what I'm saying.

The only time anyone should have difficulty comprehending my words is when they have some kind of reading disability.

Umm. Oops.

Bluebell sent me a PM with a link to this post in response to a post I made here in the Author's Hangout.

I applaud you. Stupidity is one thing; laziness with your native language is inexcusable. Horrendous spelling and admitted laziness (often with a misplaced arrogance and pride in said laziness, as in the poster you replied to) will bring out the snark in me in record speed.

Are you sure we aren't twins separated at birth?