BDSM, is it Cultural?

[Homburg]

Ha, like myself? I'm just imaging a Woody Allen type of a scene and trying my best not to fall on the floor laughing

Or Hasidic Jews!

(hehehehehehhehehehe)

Okay, that is hilarious. I would continue that line of humour, but as a non-Jew, ITW will come along and kick me in the nuts for making any further Jew-related comments.

 

[BiBunny]

Nah, we're just frustrated by the lack of good times down here, and turning to the internet to better express our inner pervy grit selves. Em Yankees have all the fun stuff up north.

You have a point there.

 

[00Syd]

Okay, that is hilarious. I would continue that line of humour, but as a non-Jew, ITW will come along and kick me in the nuts for making any further Jew-related comments.

On floggers: "Ach, you want to do what? That thing could put an eye out!"

 

[Homburg]

On floggers: "Ach, you want to do what? That thing could put an eye out!"

On caning: "When my sciatic acts up, I could surely use a cane."

(And this should be read in a Jackie Mason voice)


To ITW: I blame 00Syd. It's her fault, seriously.

 

[Netzach]

Hahaha pervy Jews, what a great mental image

You jest.

You have no idea what I'm capable of, then. None. No one teaches mental torture like gramma.

 

[00Syd]

You jest.

You have no idea what I'm capable of, then. None. No one teaches mental torture like gramma.

There is so much truth in your words.

 

[00Syd]

On caning: "When my sciatic acts up, I could surely use a cane."

(And this should be read in a Jackie Mason voice)


To ITW: I blame 00Syd. It's her fault, seriously.

On spanking: "get my aloe vera!"

 

[rosco rathbone]

Ha, like myself? I'm just imaging a Woody Allen type of a scene and trying my best not to fall on the floor laughing

Or Hasidic Jews!

(hehehehehehhehehehe)

You live in NYC, you should know that Hasids are pervy like a motherfucker. We used to sit out on the sidewalk in Williamsburg in lawnchairs having our cocktails and watching them driving around in the synagogue bus picking up Dominican hookers. And that's just the tip of my anecdotal evidence.

 

[00Syd]

You live in NYC, you should know that Hasids are pervy like a motherfucker. We used to sit out on the sidewalk in Williamsburg in lawnchairs having our cocktails and watching them driving around in the synagogue bus picking up Dominican hookers. And that's just the tip of my anecdotal evidence.

No, really? The most shocking thing I've ever seen a hasid do was jay walk or raise their voice. But then, you were in Williamsburg. All the Hasids moved from my neighborhood to Williamsburg long before my time. You probably would know better than me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

No, really? The most shocking thing I've ever seen a hasid do was jay walk or raise their voice. But then, you were in Williamsburg. All the Hasids moved from my neighborhood to Williamsburg long before my time. You probably would know better than me.

The things that go on in the mitzvah tank would make your hair turn white.

 

[00Syd]

Once i walked past the Mitzvah Tank on my way home from school in like, 10th grade or something, and this little Hasid, musta been around my age, was asking people "Are you Jewish?" and if they said no he would give them some of their material with this big smile. As I was walking by he turned and asked this tiny, adorable old lady. She stopped and looked up at him with loathing and practically screamed "No, I aint one of you! Your all going to hell! Every last one of you! get out of my face!" and then she turned and hobbled away.

It was amazing.

 

[mirrors2]

Once i walked past the Mitzvah Tank on my way home from school in like, 10th grade or something, and this little Hasid, musta been around my age, was asking people "Are you Jewish?" and if they said no he would give them some of their material with this big smile. As I was walking by he turned and asked this tiny, adorable old lady. She stopped and looked up at him with loathing and practically screamed "No, I aint one of you! Your all going to hell! Every last one of you! get out of my face!" and then she turned and hobbled away.

It was amazing.

...wow.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Once i walked past the Mitzvah Tank on my way home from school in like, 10th grade or something, and this little Hasid, musta been around my age, was asking people "Are you Jewish?" and if they said no he would give them some of their material with this big smile. As I was walking by he turned and asked this tiny, adorable old lady. She stopped and looked up at him with loathing and practically screamed "No, I aint one of you! Your all going to hell! Every last one of you! get out of my face!" and then she turned and hobbled away.

It was amazing.

I've got some weird Jewdar stories. I'm .25 Jew. I'm sitting in an Irish bar reading my new library books and this little muscleman walks in the bar, sits next to me, and says "I saw you from the street. Only a Jew reads in a bar...." and proceeds to tell me his whole life story about being kicked off the CCCP Olympic weightlifting team due to anti-semitic infighting and politics.

 

[mirrors2]

I'm Jewish enough that I have Jewdar, but no real stories to go along with it. :/

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm Jewish enough that I have Jewdar, but no real stories to go along with it. :/

Yeah but you live in California. We are in Jew Central here.

 

[00Syd]

I'm Jewish enough that I have Jewdar, but no real stories to go along with it. :/

Hm, me too. I can always pick out the Jew in the crowd, but I don't have any interesting stories of being picked out myself.

Thats so funny though.. "Only a Jew reads in a bar" Probably true. I would.

 

[intothewoods]

Hmph. I just caught up. I'm glad Homburg is afraid of me.

Hasid is a slur, fyi, Syd. Nice to see you!

 

[00Syd]

Hmph. I just caught up. I'm glad Homburg is afraid of me.

Hasid is a slur, fyi, Syd. Nice to see you!

Really? I never knew that. I hope I didn't offend anyone! sorry sorry sorry. And, uh, nice to see you too!

 

[intothewoods]

Really? I never knew that. I hope I didn't offend anyone! sorry sorry sorry. And, uh, nice to see you too!

Well, I was being bitchy. It's just not particularly nice. Like saying - that Jew, or that Mexican, as opposed to Hassidic man, etc.

Anyway, gawd, I am turning into the Jew police around here. Latke?

 

[midwestyankee]

<snip>

Thats so funny though.. "Only a Jew reads in a bar" Probably true. I would.

Hardly. Way back when I was still practicing how to be a post-Vatican II Catholic I did virtually all the reading for my thesis in bars. I still read in bars as I generally carry a book with me when I travel and have to eat and/or entertain myself alone.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I've got some weird Jewdar stories. I'm .25 Jew. I'm sitting in an Irish bar reading my new library books and this little muscleman walks in the bar, sits next to me, and says "I saw you from the street. Only a Jew reads in a bar...." and proceeds to tell me his whole life story about being kicked off the CCCP Olympic weightlifting team due to anti-semitic infighting and politics.

You're a magnet for interesting people, aren't you?

 

[intothewoods]

Hardly. Way back when I was still practicing how to be a post-Vatican II Catholic I did virtually all the reading for my thesis in bars. I still read in bars as I generally carry a book with me when I travel and have to eat and/or entertain myself alone.

How to be a post-Vatican II Catholic? That's hawt.

 

[midwestyankee]

How to be a post-Vatican II Catholic? That's hawt.

Yeah, it's all in the rhythm.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You're a magnet for interesting people, aren't you?

More like "magnet for Ancient Mariners", 'cause I just nod and smile, nod and smile.

 

[YourCaptor]

Face + palm = WTF!!!

Things started out so good, then people started jumping on the Jew bandwagon…

*considers whether to brandish cane*

This is not suppose to be stereotypes nor, hey check it out, we are all different, lets all laugh about it. You all make like scientists and be cool about it, no passion allowed. Well ok it is, but not like you have been doing.

It ends here

Thank you those who replied with something serious to say, its been interesting reading your comments.

I think this thread may have caused some confusion, probably because honestly I wasn’t expecting much to come out of it, so I didn’t put much into it, but now that something has I’m a fighting. I will edit the first post, and try to make thing clearer. *Thumbs up*

Thank you