Be as boring as possible.

[sheablue]

I prefer blue ink pens to black ink pens.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

There is a small scratch on the touchscreen of my phone. It's not really in the way or anything as it's apostrophe sized and off on the top right edge. I really have no idea how it could have happened. None.

 

[knot_sweet]

my top and bottom sheets don't match

 

[LallyH]

I've forgotten to bring my lunch.

 

[LadyVer]

aardvark

 

[kiwi_submissive]

My Cheeseburger had beetroot on it.

 

[Ahlam]

I'm wearing inferior chapstick.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Meh man comics: the superhero who only marginally cares.

 

[Liplovinman]

I found a hole in my sock, you can't see it, but I can feel my shoe rubbing against my toe.

 

[shewantsmore]

when your angry nothing goes right

 

[LallyH]

I've just walked through my factory and one of my staff is wearing a curly black wig for no apparent reason.

 

[Ahlam]

I've been watching for a long time, and it seems the bread isn't going to rise. Stupid Washingtonian climate.

 

[LallyH]

One of our rabbits is having a phantom pregnancy.

 

[Liplovinman]

I can't believe I forgot to set a reminder.

 

[LadyVer]

Today: a squirrel, birds, and ant beds.

 

[Ahlam]

One clock says it's 7:58. The other says it's 7:59.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

One clock says it's 7:58. The other says it's 7:59.

And they're probably both wrong.

 

[Ahlam]

It's a good enough excuse to go back to bed me thinks.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Impossible!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

It was colder than usual in my bedroom last night. Turns out I left the window open. It is closed now, so it will probably be back to normal tonight.

 

[midwestyankee]

Drinking orange juice in the morning.

 

[Ahlam]

Some orange juice has pulp. Some does not.

 

[midwestyankee]

My orange juice has pulp. Is this news too exciting?

 

[LallyH]

We bought a machine today that turns milk frothy.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

My son made foccacia at school and brought it home for me to bake