Be as boring as possible.

[Sir_Winston54]

We bought a machine today that turns milk frothy.

My son made foccacia at school and brought it home for me to bake

Hmmm... you two may be pushing the envelope for this thread...

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Hmmm... you two may be pushing the envelope for this thread...

Oh heck!
How about:
I have a hangnail

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh heck!
How about:
I have a hangnail

Much, too much reminiscent of masochism, I should think. Definitely not boring.


My addition: I have a drill for boring holes.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I have run out of frozen peas

 

[Malich]

When working from non-fixed systems the wind speed should be measured on a regular basis throughout the working day to ensure that systems are not being used outside of the limits set by the manufacturer.

(just one small phrase of 43 pages of safety documentation I was working on today.)

 

[sheablue]

It's raining.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have run out of frozen peas

And periods, apparently.

 

[LallyH]

I'm running the year end process on my accounts package and it's taking ages.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

And periods, apparently.

Periods? Oh you mean full stops.

 

[midwestyankee]

Periods? Oh you mean full stops.

Yes. That which we call a rose would, by any other name, still smell as sweet.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Yes. That which we call a rose would, by any other name, still smell as sweet.

Ahh you quote The Bard to me.
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

Lovely.

 

[LallyH]

Ahh you quote The Bard to me.
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

Lovely.

Not boring though.,,,,you're going to have to do better than that!

 

[Malich]

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[Sweetdaisymae]

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PMSL! Very good

 

[Malich]

PMSL! Very good

One does one's humble best.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have a coupon for 20 cents off ennui, with the purchase of a 16 oz. box of new, better-tasting boredom.

 

[LallyH]

I've just put a dark wash in.

 

[Malich]

The enter key on my keyboard is only working intermittently

 

[Dianthus]

My tea has gone cold.

 

[Malich]

I just realised i boiled the kettle and forgot to make one!

 

[Dianthus]

The water bottle is empty.

 

[LallyH]

There was a hailstorm earlier.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh my god! The sweetest pencil shaving EVER just flew by my window.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The water jug bottle glugged loudly when I filled my glass this morning. It doesn't always do that.

 

[gypsy*seer]

I bleached my shoelaces.