13Fantasies
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So @barefootgirl69 reminded me that my sabbatical from here had been too long. Lets back up a few months and tell a truly outrageous story of @NRJLIVES4ever and his mighty member!
It was a cool, clear Friday in March. Our hero, @NRJLIVES4ever , was out at an out of the way record store. The store was old and creepy, ready to be condemned by both the health department and the building inspector. But that didn't matter to @NRJLIVES4ever . He was on a mission to find a record rumored to soak a girl's panties regardless of what else was happening around her. He needed to investigate that!
Three girls happened to walk in the cesspool, followed by the entire college football team. The girls were young and unclaimed by him as babygirls, but they had the look of meth-addicted zombies and he had no interest.
Unfortunately, the girls tried to hit on him and the boys got mad. Pushing and shoving occurred and @NRJLIVES4ever realized he was going to have to break out his fancy martial arts moves to get out unbothered. Sadly, he forgot the girls.
Two of them attacked the back of his knees. However, instead of falling, he pivoted and came face to crotch with the last methhead. Her teeth clamped down and tore a hole through our hero's jeans....AND tore his dick clean off his body!
Well, let me tell you, @NRJLIVES4ever was not the only one howling, but his was the loudest. He slapped the girl and his gargantuan gong dropped to his hand. He ninja kicked the football team, spiraling and giving out roundhouse kicks in a blur. He escaped and ran to the hospital.
Reluctantly, because they know how much the country depends on his wang, all of the doctors and surgeons could not reattach it. They did not have thr training. Or the heavy mechanized equipment to lift it and hold it in place.
Despairing, @NRJLIVES4ever headed home. Setting his mutilated member on the nightstand, he did something unusual for him: He kneeled down to pray. It was unusual because usually deities were only addressed by babygirls when he was making them orgasm. He wasn't sure he did it right, but he tried...and fell asleep from blood loss.
Our hero, as we mentioned, was not used to prayer, so he did not specify a deity or anything. Some of the more nocturnal and pleasure flesh gods heard the cry and called one of their own to assist.
@TongueLust got the call and arrived quickly. She quickly saw the damage and realized the gravity of the situation, even as the TV on in the corner reported on this catastrophic occurrence. Fearing global outbreaks of hysteria, she got to work, ministering over him for three days.
Finally, on Sunday, @NRJLIVES4ever awoke. He felt....different. Better. Stronger. Full of vigor again. Had he been dreaming?
He looked down and saw his dick attached and them saw @TongueLust . She told him of her fight to save him and what he now must do. He thanked her and gave her some of the blood of a virgin he'd managed to resist fucking so she could use it in future spells and concoctions. She believed it a good trade.
@NRJLIVES4ever went outside, unleashing his beast. It seemed so much more vibrant and eager to please and deflower. But today was not a day of celebration for just babygirls, but ALL the world!
Our hero took his resurrection rod and baptized every willing hole in a ten mile radius, showering them in the seed of the mighty. Men, women, non-binary, whatever. As long as they were willing and of age, they got to hear the gospel of his gong.
This worked out particularly well for @barefootgirl69 who's car quit within the radius.
At the end of that long day of proselytizing with his penis, @NRJLIVES4ever cane home and thanked his lucky stars that he was still a whole man.
Happy Easter!
(And you thought an Easter story about @NRJLIVES4ever would overuse the bunny trope).
It was a cool, clear Friday in March. Our hero, @NRJLIVES4ever , was out at an out of the way record store. The store was old and creepy, ready to be condemned by both the health department and the building inspector. But that didn't matter to @NRJLIVES4ever . He was on a mission to find a record rumored to soak a girl's panties regardless of what else was happening around her. He needed to investigate that!
Three girls happened to walk in the cesspool, followed by the entire college football team. The girls were young and unclaimed by him as babygirls, but they had the look of meth-addicted zombies and he had no interest.
Unfortunately, the girls tried to hit on him and the boys got mad. Pushing and shoving occurred and @NRJLIVES4ever realized he was going to have to break out his fancy martial arts moves to get out unbothered. Sadly, he forgot the girls.
Two of them attacked the back of his knees. However, instead of falling, he pivoted and came face to crotch with the last methhead. Her teeth clamped down and tore a hole through our hero's jeans....AND tore his dick clean off his body!
Well, let me tell you, @NRJLIVES4ever was not the only one howling, but his was the loudest. He slapped the girl and his gargantuan gong dropped to his hand. He ninja kicked the football team, spiraling and giving out roundhouse kicks in a blur. He escaped and ran to the hospital.
Reluctantly, because they know how much the country depends on his wang, all of the doctors and surgeons could not reattach it. They did not have thr training. Or the heavy mechanized equipment to lift it and hold it in place.
Despairing, @NRJLIVES4ever headed home. Setting his mutilated member on the nightstand, he did something unusual for him: He kneeled down to pray. It was unusual because usually deities were only addressed by babygirls when he was making them orgasm. He wasn't sure he did it right, but he tried...and fell asleep from blood loss.
Our hero, as we mentioned, was not used to prayer, so he did not specify a deity or anything. Some of the more nocturnal and pleasure flesh gods heard the cry and called one of their own to assist.
@TongueLust got the call and arrived quickly. She quickly saw the damage and realized the gravity of the situation, even as the TV on in the corner reported on this catastrophic occurrence. Fearing global outbreaks of hysteria, she got to work, ministering over him for three days.
Finally, on Sunday, @NRJLIVES4ever awoke. He felt....different. Better. Stronger. Full of vigor again. Had he been dreaming?
He looked down and saw his dick attached and them saw @TongueLust . She told him of her fight to save him and what he now must do. He thanked her and gave her some of the blood of a virgin he'd managed to resist fucking so she could use it in future spells and concoctions. She believed it a good trade.
@NRJLIVES4ever went outside, unleashing his beast. It seemed so much more vibrant and eager to please and deflower. But today was not a day of celebration for just babygirls, but ALL the world!
Our hero took his resurrection rod and baptized every willing hole in a ten mile radius, showering them in the seed of the mighty. Men, women, non-binary, whatever. As long as they were willing and of age, they got to hear the gospel of his gong.
This worked out particularly well for @barefootgirl69 who's car quit within the radius.
At the end of that long day of proselytizing with his penis, @NRJLIVES4ever cane home and thanked his lucky stars that he was still a whole man.
Happy Easter!
(And you thought an Easter story about @NRJLIVES4ever would overuse the bunny trope).
