best/worst pick up line ever

[ZOEOHZOE]

I just loss my wife and just need someone to hold.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

There are no good pick-up lines.

Worst: My wife's picking me up in an hour.

 

[Terrylipstick]

So plain and simple, “wanna fuck?” I doesn’t work most of the time, but occasionally it does. And when it does, it pays off.

Not a smooth pick up line, but I can say, from experience, that it works as well as any other….

 

[kyhorsewhisperer]

I have used, “Are we gonna fuck or do I owe you an apology?

 

[hulmule]

You say "how are you? " They dont answer you . You reply" Even a dog would bark .."

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No need to wish you the best. Because you’re about to have it!

 

[ericrodman101]

Do you fuck on a first date? No? OK then, let's just skip the date.

 

[Inthelastrow]

A friend used this once a lady in the bar, it was from loony tunes, Pepe Le'Pew;:
'Would you like to go back to my place and turn out the lights? I know where all your lady parts are." She laughed and they left together.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Thoughtlessly stolen from the web:

• I don’t know how to flirt, but I sure know how to make things awkward if you’re into that.

 

[Vivian251]

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

 

[Playwithmee]

How would you like to recapture your youth!? (Both good and bad )

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Do you like thick cream over your Christmas Pudding? One load, or two?

 

[Rascal69]

That dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor.

 

[SmokingFap]

In my younger days, I was sitting at one of my favorite bars. It was pretty crowded, but two gals sat down next to me. I wasn't socializing, just drinking and watching a game, I think. After quite a while, the one closest to me asks me, "So do you talk, or do you just sit there and look pretty?" She wasn't very attractive, but that totally cracked me up and it was flattering, so I ended up talking to her for a while. I imagine it was a line that someone had used on her at some point. Was hilarious that she used it on a guy.

 

[ClockworkFox]

That dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor.

I love this one! A tad risky, though. Anyone using it should be prepared to duck straight after saying it to avoid a slap.

 

[Nightscream89]

"Hey, let's play a game, I flip a coin and you give me whatever it lands on."
(Head or Tail)

 

[ClockworkFox]

"Well, hello there, fancy a shag and a pizza?" ("worst", obviously)

But after the inevitable slap to the face, keep your wits about you, lad, rub your cheek ruefully and follow up with:

"Wassamatter, don't you like pizza? Everyone likes pizza!"

Then turn on your heel and walk straight into her boyfriend, who is, of course, built like a brick shithouse ...