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[barefootgirl69]

Okay, putting this back up.
A recording of a story that I wrote.

Disruptive

 

[geronimo_appleby]

let's get shitfaced!

...oh, it's only thursday?

ah, well, i'm still gonna. 'cause i can.

 

[barefootgirl69]

let's get shitfaced!

...oh, it's only thursday?

ah, well, i'm still gonna. 'cause i can.

Now, hold up a minute!

You should share coz... you know
Sharing is caring!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Now, hold up a minute!

You should share coz... you know
Sharing is caring!

here you go.

...although, i haven't had one of those since 2012.

 

[barefootgirl69]

here you go.

...although, i haven't had one of those since 2012.

Oh, now... thank you!! I could really use a drink right about now!

 

[darkelf9]

I can only imagine the heat, as it's been 108f here this past week. I'm looking forward to cooler weather... and, yes, at this point, 95 is cooler!
It took me a long time to discover that Australia was at least as large as the US. When we learn about it in school, it is simply a continent or a country, but never put out that it's as big as the US if you turn it a certain way...or my teachers failed to put that info out. I would have remembered that bit of news!

Tomato sauce? Is that another name for Ketchup? Either way, neither sounds appealing. I would just eat it and enjoy the gravy on the inside. And, this time, that's not a euphemism! LOL

(but give me a while and it might be!)

Hey there twinkle toes,

I've noticed that people from the US are better informed these days about Australia. Reckon that Oprah and Hugh Jackman have had a lot to do with that in recent times. Our early tourist campaigns didn't explain the distance thing. As an example I met one tourist couple from the US who thought they could do a day trip from Sydney to the Barrier Reef near Cairns...it's over 2,500 kms between the two places. They only realised this after they hired the car. My home town of Melbourne is about 1000 kms south of Sydney. Not places to drive to on a day trip.

Tomato sauce is similar to ketchup only in consistency but it's not as sweet as ketchup.

Oh since you like a beer thought I'd add:

 

[just_e]

Hey Girl,
if you like a beer maybe one of these will tickle your fancy?http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2032098&stc=1&d=1504899973

 

[geronimo_appleby]

morning!

 

[just_e]

Morning G A how's it hangin' ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Morning G A how's it hangin' ?

not three bad, thanks. damp start down here.

...i pissed the bed.

not really. but it is a grey day.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey there twinkle toes,

I've noticed that people from the US are better informed these days about Australia. Reckon that Oprah and Hugh Jackman have had a lot to do with that in recent times. Our early tourist campaigns didn't explain the distance thing. As an example I met one tourist couple from the US who thought they could do a day trip from Sydney to the Barrier Reef near Cairns...it's over 2,500 kms between the two places. They only realised this after they hired the car. My home town of Melbourne is about 1000 kms south of Sydney. Not places to drive to on a day trip.

Tomato sauce is similar to ketchup only in consistency but it's not as sweet as ketchup.

Oh since you like a beer thought I'd add:

My son is studying a chapter on Australia in History/Geography this week. He was amazed when I showed him how big your country is. All my knowledge gleaned from you guys is paying off! It really put it into perspective when I told him that Sydney to Brisbane was almost as long as driving from Chicago to Denver! He's been that route many times and he was suitably impressed!

Thank you for the beer!

Hey Girl,
if you like a beer maybe one of these will tickle your fancy?http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2032098&stc=1&d=1504899973

Still trying to get me drunk, huh? I see how you are!

 

[barefootgirl69]

morning!

Morning G A how's it hangin' ?

not three bad, thanks. damp start down here.

...i pissed the bed.

not really. but it is a grey day.

Good morning, you two.. though it is far from morning here!

GA, I woke up to a damp start, as well... and it was quite enjoyable.

 

[Ask For More]

So I discovered a new word.

Nelipot - someone who goes barefoot.

 

[barefootgirl69]

So I discovered a new word.

Nelipot - someone who goes barefoot.

Ohhh, really? You know I will have to Google this since you didn't leave a recording telling this fact.

Edit: People that live a barefoot life as far as is possible. They often feel that shoes are a prison for their feet.

I almost spit my lunch! (So unladylike, I know!) But I often call shoes feet prisons... I am NOT alone in this world!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i could do with a kebab.

 

[barefootgirl69]

i could do with a kebab.

Me, too!!!! You need to stop... there's no good Mediterranean place... Greek, Lebonese, nuffin.... around here.

Good thing I'll be in LA tomorrow! !!

 

[MessierObject]

*Strolls in, sits in the back, and observes, sipping on a drink*

 

[barefootgirl69]

*Strolls in, sits in the back, and observes, sipping on a drink*

Observes what... and what are you drinking????

*waves* Hi, MO

 

[LizVegas79]

Observes what... and what are you drinking????

*waves* Hi, MO

I'm going to guess an extra dry vodka martini with a twist because he seems like he might sort of be a classy guy.

(Hey BFG! )

 

[just_e]

I'm going to guess an extra dry vodka martini with a twist because he seems like he might sort of be a classy guy.

(Hey BFG! )

Yore way off Liz this guy knows a proper drink when he sees one

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm going to guess an extra dry vodka martini with a twist because he seems like he might sort of be a classy guy.

(Hey BFG! )

Hi, Liz! We were having single malt whisky... I just found out in a different thread! LOL

Yore way off Liz this guy knows a proper drink when he sees one

Proper you say?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi, Liz! We were having single malt whisky... I just found out inba different thread! LOL

Works for me! Macallan 25 neat?

 

[just_e]

Hi, Liz! We were having single malt whisky... I just found out inba different thread! LOL



Proper you say?

Yeah were into crossthreading here, no wait I misunderstood, I'm not wearing that no way!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Works for me! Macallan 25 neat?

I'll try it... you might have to watch out that I don't get drunk

Yeah were into crossthreading here, no wait I misunderstood, I'm not wearing that no way!

So, we're drinking naked?

You have some wild parties!!

 

[just_e]

Hey look I'm nearly 100 ( before you evevn suggest it I mean posts, not years)
so I'm on the lookout for a suitable avatar.
I already have a profile pic to titilate you young ladies but you'll have to wait a bit longer