Bistro Bijou
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UnderYourSpell
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Some of them don't have words, only symbols, like a semi colon and right parenthesis makes a wink, or a colon and parenthesis makes a smile. The caning smiley is the word 'caning', between two colons. Let's see what else....
I had to write some of them out.....you can only use 10 smilies per post
heart= 'heart' between 2 colons
= 'eek' between 2 colons
= 'kiss' between 2 colons
rose= 'rose' between 2 colons
= 'devil' between 2 colons
smiling orange cat='cattail' between 2 colons
question marks='confused' between 2 colons
= a colon and 'D'
= a colon and 'p'
angry= 'mad' between 2 colons
dancing banana= 'nana' between 2 colons
smiling white cat= 'cathappy' between 2 colons
bad kitty= 'catroar' between 2 colon
yelow grinning cat= 'catgrin' between 2 colons
An easy way to remember the ones in red is, if you type the symbol and look at it sideways, it makes the face of the emoticon you want.
My name is Sassy, and I'm an emoticon slut.
I have saved all that lot and now have no excuse lol thankyou
to get the smilies... open this smiley box and leave it up while you're hanging out and chatting.
I thought there should be a list somewheres but no-one tells these things
unpredictablebijou
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I hear there's a line forming somewhere around here to do something to Jamison. Or to UYS. Or someone. And there's joints, or something. And sprightliness and drinks.
So I'm in. Whatever it is.
But actually I'm out, and out for the next few days, mostly, as I chug off Westward to buy shiny objects for the shop. I'm taking applications for weekend hostess. UYS is our regular personnel director, although she does wear them out so terribly during the interviews.
keep the faith, all
bj
So I'm in. Whatever it is.
But actually I'm out, and out for the next few days, mostly, as I chug off Westward to buy shiny objects for the shop. I'm taking applications for weekend hostess. UYS is our regular personnel director, although she does wear them out so terribly during the interviews.
keep the faith, all
bj
champagne1982
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Yummmmm, big, meaty joints. Hurry back and enjoy the shiny shiners search. We'll miss you, well, I'll miss you, everyone else can speak for themself: I think.
The_Fool
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I like it when BJ wears shiny things. I would like it more if she wore shiny things and nothing else. Maybe next time I wander into her shop...
On a bistro thought. I haven't had any Asti in awhile. That sounds good for some reason.
On a bistro thought. I haven't had any Asti in awhile. That sounds good for some reason.
UnderYourSpell
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*Crawls out from under the piano* phewwww! Any coffee in that pot?
Homburg
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It is a bit of a mystery still. Whatever it was, it was causing a dangerously low heart rate. The did some heart surgery on her via catheter and did a minor fix and it seems to have helped bigtime, but we're still waiting and seeing. She is recovering from the monitor implant surgery, but is home.
I'm playing nursemaid, in what is probably an amusing reversal of roles
That could take a while.
UnderYourSpell
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I am glad you have got your girl home all the best to both of you 
sassynyc
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This is something I wrote for RhymeFairy's Free Thought On One Word Thread.
Obviously, the word that day, was carnal,which sort of made me think of the bistro. I can't think of a more fitting place for thiis poem to reside than, in our own hostess' Den of Iniquity We'll try to be as debauched, as possible in her absence.
Carnal link
All I ever wanted to know
rapt in sinuous fibers
...............of
Fetish
Underscored by
Carnal
Knowledge
The same yen gave rise to
conversation
between serpent and ingénue
and the first taste
of forbidden fruit
Obviously, the word that day, was carnal,which sort of made me think of the bistro. I can't think of a more fitting place for thiis poem to reside than, in our own hostess' Den of Iniquity We'll try to be as debauched, as possible in her absence.
Carnal link
All I ever wanted to know
rapt in sinuous fibers
...............of
Fetish
Underscored by
Carnal
Knowledge
The same yen gave rise to
conversation
between serpent and ingénue
and the first taste
of forbidden fruit
UnderYourSpell
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Update on the Hitachi Magic Wand that you all made me buy (oh yes you did!)
It's not got as much buzzzzzz as my usual friend which is somewhat disappointing although it did elicit one or two yelps (and not just on my part!) I couldn't get there with it though and had to return to Old Faithful to finish the job!
It's not got as much buzzzzzz as my usual friend which is somewhat disappointing although it did elicit one or two yelps (and not just on my part!) I couldn't get there with it though and had to return to Old Faithful to finish the job!
Safe_Bet
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What you need is the Dildophone by Nokia!
If you don't get off quick enough, you just up-grade you're calling plan!
(If it still doesn't work you can call and complain!)
If you don't get off quick enough, you just up-grade you're calling plan!
(If it still doesn't work you can call and complain!)
UnderYourSpell
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Oh sure I can just see me doing that! Makes a whole new meaning to phone sex
would be an interesting 9-1-1 call if you accidently dialed...
UnderYourSpell
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Don't know what you get over there with 911 but over here with 999 you get access to all the services and hunky firemen would do me fine !
UnderYourSpell
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I'm fuzzy in the head roll when I walk and am hot all over yes folks I've got bronchitis and could heat a football stadium in deepest Siberia right now
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LadynStFreknBed
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Okay, now I'm miffed about gas prices. Not only did I pay dearly at the pump, but my absolutely lovely African friend couldn't cum over to play cuz he didn' have gas $. Me having to pay more, not so big a deal. Gas prices coming between me & my African men cumming... now i'm pissed!
champagne1982
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Get better soon!
UnderYourSpell
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Thanks honey I haven't taken to my bed yet and I am supposed to be going out to dinner tonight to celebrate my wedding anniv yesterday!! I have just ironed him a load of shirts and cooked his breakfast ! The resilience of women eh?
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LadynStFreknBed
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I accidentally called my old boss during sex with a third party listening on the phone. Luckily, it went right to his voicemail and I caught it before an interesting message was left. The next day, I called my boss and explained my late night call and apologized. He was disappointed that I didn't leave such a message.
UnderYourSpell
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I know 'someone' not moi of course *koff* who has talked to another party in the middle of sex with the other party knowing full well what was going on .... it does get worse but I won't bore you with the details as you will never call me sweet again and quite frankly I imagine quite a few would be disgusted with the kinkiness and I don't know why I am waffling on anyway and should maybe shut up right now
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LadynStFreknBed
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Are you trying to one-up me on freakiness, UYS? Check my username. I earned that title. LOL
The person on my phone during sex with one of my baby boys was my boyfriend at the time. He was very pleased to hear me getting fucked by one of my baby boys while he was away on business. On other occassions, he gave me instructions of things to do to them in his absence. LOL
I'm no longer in that relationship. The lengthy business trips are just too much. Besides, if I want to be fucking my baby boys, I might as well be single. LOL
Anyone not up on hip hop slang might be disgusted by this post. I'm not into incest!!!!! Baby boys= black men
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