UnderYourSpell
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I could but I won't lol I haven't reached this grand old age without living a bit and I am glad you cleared that up as I didn't know what it meant!
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Homburg
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Shoot, I wouldn't even call that kinky! That's just bein' friendly.
If you really want to see people disgusted by kink I can offer some pointers. Some kinks disgust even me. Admittedly, it is a short list, but, wow, disgusting stuff.
UnderYourSpell
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I didn't tell you the kinky part as like who was on the other end of the phone but I dear say it's not as kinky as plenty on here and I know there is disgusting stuff I asked you what something meant a while back if you remember ... now that was appalling
Homburg
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I'm quite happy to chat on the phone while having sex. I don't usually let the person on the other end know though. One hand clamped firmly over my partner's mouth, and a breezy tone in my voice as I pound away? Yep, that's a good time.
UnderYourSpell
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.... and they say only women can multi-task
UnderYourSpell
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I need your opinions I got feedback for my poem 'The Reverend' which was amusing but risqué now what is worrying me is that it was signed 'Robert (12)' just like that in brackets as if it was his age. What do you think because it's worrying the hell out of me? oh and BTW I keep clicking the box that says no email and not to give out my email address but STILL they come ... how do I block my email address please?
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i don't think the 12 yo's visiting Lit are reading the poetry...
UnderYourSpell
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You're quite right of course just seemed rather odd
Safe_Bet
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UnderYourSpell
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Never had things like that to read when I was 12 yrs old all I remember getting a kick out of was 'The Perfumed Garden' although later on I had a relative who worked where they made egg boxes out of recycled books and knowing I was an avid reader used bring me loads of books and some of those proved to be eye opening including 'O' !!!
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LadynStFreknBed
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I've come to expect odd when it comes comments, not on my poems but that certainly wouldn't surprise me. If I ever want a bit of comic relief, I browse comments on some of my stories. One thing I find interesting is that I tend to get negative public comments and positive anonymous feedback by email. Go figure.
champagne1982
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Warning! You will lose
all public comments
if you follow the instructions below.
all public comments
if you follow the instructions below.
To turn off all feedback you just go to your login page on your account (where you submit poems etc right off the main index page) ... then the menu tab - on the left, under main, labelled "options" --- choose turn off all feedback. You should still get public comments. If that doesn't work, open a bogus hotmail and simply junk everything that goes in that way.
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UnderYourSpell
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Will I stil be able to receive PMs?
champagne1982
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Yes, your main site ID is separate from your forum account.
UnderYourSpell
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Okey dokey thankyou 
unpredictablebijou
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*dashes in*
I'll be catching up slowly. I'm back from the procurement raid. Go up the hill with an empty wagon, come down with a wagon full of rocks. Nicely arranged, that, since I suspect the reverse would be somewhat less fuel efficient.
On the other hand, my Panda, the venerable white Toyota, is ten years old and will turn 225,000 sometime this week, and still gets 32 miles to the gallon. I love that car so much I should marry her.
so, up to my TITS in new shiny objects. Lapis lazuli, chrysocolla, rhodocrosite, pyrite, kyanite, labradorite, moldavite, citrine, calcite, selenite, flourite, amethyst. oh man. And the ravens are descending already. The phone keeps ringing: "Are you back from the show?" well, duh, I'm answering the phone, aren't I? "What do you have?" Everything. Come on in.
when it dies down a little I'll get more caught up. Meanwhile, SHINY!
bj
I'll be catching up slowly. I'm back from the procurement raid. Go up the hill with an empty wagon, come down with a wagon full of rocks. Nicely arranged, that, since I suspect the reverse would be somewhat less fuel efficient.
On the other hand, my Panda, the venerable white Toyota, is ten years old and will turn 225,000 sometime this week, and still gets 32 miles to the gallon. I love that car so much I should marry her.
so, up to my TITS in new shiny objects. Lapis lazuli, chrysocolla, rhodocrosite, pyrite, kyanite, labradorite, moldavite, citrine, calcite, selenite, flourite, amethyst. oh man. And the ravens are descending already. The phone keeps ringing: "Are you back from the show?" well, duh, I'm answering the phone, aren't I? "What do you have?" Everything. Come on in.
when it dies down a little I'll get more caught up. Meanwhile, SHINY!
bj
UnderYourSpell
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!! I did what Champ said and all the comments on all of my poems have disappeared !!!!!!!!! sobbbbbbbbbbbbb are they gone for good can I get them back??????????????
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LadynStFreknBed
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Cool! What did you get me?
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! I need! I need!"
-Bill Murray in "What About Bob?"
sassynyc
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If it's any consolation, the '12' probably had nothing to do with his age. Have you noticed how a lot of guys here (and I suppose everywhere in cyberspace)
love to extol the virtue of their size, real or imagined?
Or maybe he's just a December baby.
unpredictablebijou
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oh man, I don't know. Somebody better at this stuff, help her!
I brought you this.
It was only $75,000 wholesale.
I hope it's your color. I had to guess.
bj
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If it's any consolation, the '12' probably had nothing to do with his age. Have you noticed how a lot of guys here (and I suppose everywhere in cyberspace)
love to extol the virtue of their size, real or imagined?
Or maybe he's just a December baby.
you got 12:1 odds on one and 1,000,000,000,000,000:1 odds on the other. Which one you picking?
sassynyc
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*cough, cough, hint, hint*
My birthstone is aquamarine, and I'm especially fond of raw amethyst, amber and....hell, anything that sparkles.
Meanwhile, if you ever make any undies from jewelry again, I so need to see a picture of it.
Safe_Bet
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sassynyc
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you got 12:1 odds on one and 1,000,000,000,000,000:1 odds on the other. Which one you picking?
I'm all for a Safe_Bet. I pick door #1
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*cough, cough, hint, hint*
My birthstone is aquamarine, and I'm especially fond of raw amethyst, amber and....hell, anything that sparkles.
Meanwhile, if you ever make any undies from jewelry again, I so need to see a picture of it.
Well, I saw a few tables like this.
I could probably whip you up a nice g-string from a few strands, but if you want good baltic non-reconstituted it won't be cheap.
or particularly comfy, not that that matters...
mmm. amber. mmm.
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