Bistro Bijou

[Safe_Bet]

Most bibles are made to endure in the bedside table drawer of every hotel room in (at least) North America. You don't want Satan's minions, like lesbians, gays and <gasp!> smokers to be able to flush it, burn it or read it... Do you?

Now I understand! It's like everything else bad in the world! It's All Because of the Gays! Link

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How 'tall' is he? Does he wear raincoats? Is he 'Pole-ish? Is he a bit of a 'dick'? Are you sure that isn't his 'cover' name?

OMGGGGG That's him to a T!!

I'm in New York. She was transferred to another hospital for more tests. Surgery looms on the horizon.

Please think on her, pray, send mojo, something.

I drove ten and a half hours yesterday to spend fifteen minutes with her, and had to beg the nurses to get that much as it was after visiting hours. I hate hospitals. I hate that my girl is stuck in that bed. I hate feeling small, and weak, and powerless to help her.

At the risk of sounding mushy IMHO you are one of the nicest kindest sensitive men I have had the pleasure of meeting on here and I send you my heart may it be strong enough to keep you and yours safe

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Did you know Sigmund Freud suffered from Siderodrophobia?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Did you know Sigmund Freud

No I didn't. Did you know him?

suffered from Siderodrophobia?

Siderodrophobia is fear of trains, right? I don't blame him. If I were he, I wouldn't want to pull a train either!

 

[champagne1982]

I'm gonna blame Elton John and my fellow Canadians for all my woes now, SB. I can smile because it really isn't my fault. .. yay!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No I didn't. Did you know him?




Siderodrophobia is fear of trains, right? I don't blame him. If I were he, I wouldn't want to pull a train either!

No but I was acquainted with his relation Clement ... had a bloodhound and it was quite difficult to tell them apart.
Train travel I thought not an overwhelming distaste for chuff chuffs ... whoooo hooooooo she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes oooooooooooooooh she'll be all wet and sticky when she coooooomes........ ooooooh the runaway train came over the hill and she blew she blewwwwwwwww ..... how come there is all these sexual connotations in railway songs

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's my Wedding Anniv on Thursday and I was thinking of trying to compose whilst performing of course this is all reliant on a good memory after the event when I generally go into shut down mode, perhaps I should have been born a man as sleep and not cuddles is what's on my mind. Another thing I have been told is very male orientated is I think sex is a pleasant way to spend an afternoon without any kind of love or particularly strong attachment to ones partner

 

[unpredictablebijou]

How 'tall' is he? Does he wear raincoats? Is he 'Pole-ish? Is he a bit of a 'dick'? Are you sure that isn't his 'cover' name?

*coffeespew*
o thanks. now I have to clean mocha off my screen.

I'm in New York. She was transferred to another hospital for more tests. Surgery looms on the horizon.

Please think on her, pray, send mojo, something.

I drove ten and a half hours yesterday to spend fifteen minutes with her, and had to beg the nurses to get that much as it was after visiting hours. I hate hospitals. I hate that my girl is stuck in that bed. I hate feeling small, and weak, and powerless to help her.

Hommie, my thoughts are with both of you. If you are okay with telling me what the exact ailment is, I could do slightly more effective praying.

And UYS, the idea of you composing extemporaneous poetry while in flagrante delicto just amuses the hell out of me.

g'day, all. bienvenue.


bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

Honey... Darling... Sweetiepie - we NEED to talk:

It's my Wedding Anniv on Thursday and I was thinking of trying to compose whilst performing

WHY!

I generally go into shut down mode, perhaps I should have been born a man as sleep and not cuddles is what's on my mind.

Um, NO. That just means it was REALLY good sex!

Another thing I have been told is very male orientated is I think sex is a pleasant way to spend an afternoon without any kind of love

um, YEAH! That is referred to in "scientific circles" as FUCKING! Making love is wonderful. So is fucking. They ain't the same thing - they just use the same plumbing!

particularly strong attachment to ones partner

um, here's your whole problem! The attachments are for the sex toys, not ones partner. They won't fit and I don't think he has an AC outlet (does he?)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I do so adoooooooore plugging male outlets

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Honey... Darling... Sweetiepie - we NEED to talk:

WHY!


Um, NO. That just means it was REALLY good sex!

um, YEAH! That is referred to in "scientific circles" as FUCKING! Making love is wonderful. So is fucking. They ain't the same thing - they just use the same plumbing!

um, here's your whole problem! The attachments are for the sex toys, not ones partner. They won't fit and I don't think he has an AC outlet (does he?)

Well you're just too saucy and quotable today, dollface. Look out though - I hear UYS is velcro-ing people to doors.

I do so adoooooooore plugging male outlets

Among the less clothed, less formalized other villages of Lit, you can find whole threads about that.

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

Well you're just too saucy and quotable today, dollface. Look out though - I hear UYS is velcro-ing people to doors.

Just can't help myself today. I picked the girls up from school and had to stop the car cuz I was laughing so hard. They are STILL arguing over that damn blouse! Cracks me up!

Look out though - I hear UYS is velcro-ing people to doors.

Like that's a problem or something? Think I can get a 'spank'en' while she's at it?

 

[sassynyc]

I'm in New York. She was transferred to another hospital for more tests. Surgery looms on the horizon.

Please think on her, pray, send mojo, something.

I drove ten and a half hours yesterday to spend fifteen minutes with her, and had to beg the nurses to get that much as it was after visiting hours. I hate hospitals. I hate that my girl is stuck in that bed. I hate feeling small, and weak, and powerless to help her.

You and yours have my prayers, for whatever it's worth.

 

[sassynyc]

I have spent the last couple pages in here, cackling at high decibels. Thank you all.

SB, you are in rare form today.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well you're just too saucy and quotable today, dollface. Look out though - I hear UYS is velcro-ing people to doors.



Among the less clothed, less formalized other villages of Lit, you can find whole threads about that.

bj

I won't ask howwww you know that ......ermmmmm where exactly?

Just can't help myself today. I picked the girls up from school and had to stop the car cuz I was laughing so hard. They are STILL arguing over that damn blouse! Cracks me up!




Like that's a problem or something? Think I can get a 'spank'en' while she's at it?

Won't use velcro for you only natural growing products
hey who wants to velcroed to who (whom?) using only what nature supplied?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I won't ask howwww you know that ......ermmmmm where exactly?



Won't use velcro for you only natural growing products
hey who wants to velcroed to who (whom?) using only what nature supplied?

Hm.
Well I know that because I'm a twisted, twisted grrrl. But perhaps you should clarify what you mean, and then I can direct you more accurately.

I'm assuming you're talking about this. But I could be wrong. I'm like that.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Saved to favs to savour later !!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Has anyone got a list of words to make the diferent smilies appear in the body of the post I have picked up a few along the way but I keep forgetting them ... I wanted to use the caning one earlier and couldn't remember it

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

LOL I just finished writing a poem about my Id, Ego, and Superego SIMS. They are hilarious to watch. They "live" in a SIMS neighborhood my daughter and I named after my psychiatrist. Well, I should say that it's named after my daughter's nickname for my psychiatrist- Dr. Waffles. (Remembr, she has Asperger's and is therefore aversive to calling people by their given names.) In addition to Id, Ego, and Superego, we have SIMS that are humorous takes on different mental illnesses. It is too funny!

Well, time to go do some seriously unfunny schoolwork.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He looked kinda swanky
with full beard and all,
that tash made him so appealing
so we got us friendly..
Then he got on down, way down
oh man it was so sweet
till he velcroed his beard to my thatch ....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

SUDDENLY, A BISTRO POP QUIZ

Describe as many different positions as you can for THREE people.

Extra credit: Write a poem about one or more of them.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I still recall with pleasure my one and only 3some (mfm) dunno if I can write about it though

 

[sassynyc]

Has anyone got a list of words to make the diferent smilies appear in the body of the post I have picked up a few along the way but I keep forgetting them ... I wanted to use the caning one earlier and couldn't remember it

Some of them don't have words, only symbols, like a semi colon and right parenthesis makes a wink, or a colon and parenthesis makes a smile. The caning smiley is the word 'caning', between two colons. Let's see what else....
I had to write some of them out.....you can only use 10 smilies per post
heart= 'heart' between 2 colons
= 'eek' between 2 colons
= 'cool' between 2 colons
= 'kiss' between 2 colons
rose= 'rose' between 2 colons
= 'devil' between 2 colons
smiling orange cat='cattail' between 2 colons
question marks='confused' between 2 colons
='rolleyes' between 2 colons
= a colon and 'D'
= a colon and 'p'
angry= 'mad' between 2 colons
= a colon and left parenthesis
= a colon and 'o'
dancing banana= 'nana' between 2 colons
smiling white cat= 'cathappy' between 2 colons
bad kitty= 'catroar' between 2 colon
yelow grinning cat= 'catgrin' between 2 colons

An easy way to remember the ones in red is, if you type the symbol and look at it sideways, it makes the face of the emoticon you want.

My name is Sassy, and I'm an emoticon slut.

 

[champagne1982]

to get the smilies... open this smiley box and leave it up while you're hanging out and chatting .

 

[loststar]

so strong that the memory has me ready once more

tangle of arms
smooth legs under my knees
fuzzy arm gripping my neck
cradled in flesh
sensation of touch
everywhere
cute mouth at my breast
sharp teeth on the shoulder
fingers sliding and gliding
their bodies curved to fit mine
holding me on all sides
as I come,
again,
and again,
faster, harder
cries screams moans
intensity blinds
all else
lost in bliss

so strong that the memory
has me ready once more