Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

While you're at it could you send me a stiff and a drunken hug?

 

[sassynyc]

While you're at it could you send me a stiff and a drunken hug?

comin' right up....

a stiff + a drunken hug

anything for you, UYS

 

[unpredictablebijou]

While you're at it could you send me a stiff and a drunken hug?

*laughs*

poor things. I'm still all busy and stuff but I'm checking in. Lady S, I'm with Sassy on the question of telling Dave about his cousin.

The way I am, I'd keep it casual. "So, does your cousin make plays for every chick you're interested in, or is this something new for him?"

And chin up, by the way. I made you mashed potatoes. Do you like stuff like butter and bacon bits on them? or maybe a little roasted garlic mixed in?

mmm. Roasted garlic. A reason to live.

Here are a few more. UYS, you read these too, okay?

There's more poetry to write.
You can't possibly have tried every single flavor of ice cream that exists.
People would be really, really annoyed if you weren't in here doing your thing.
I still haven't heard all the details about your weekend. And then of course there's next weekend to prepare for.
Cookies. Just sayin'.
Death is boring.
Suicide is cliche.
I might need your help and critique on things I write.
There are at least three extremely cool people in the world that you haven't met yet, but will.
It's almost October, and October is an excellent month.
Someone needs you for something.
There are no spankings after death. And far less barbeque.
Funerals are both expensive and depressing.
There is something amazingly cool within three miles of you that you've never noticed.
What if you missed out on something really fun?
Most depression can be remedied with a new hat, new shoes or new underwear.
The Bistro would be way less fun.
Creme caramel. Again, just sayin'.

Right. Now then, enough of that. Lookit. Cuteness:

 

[champagne1982]

Yet more reasons to stick around:

Don't make your enemies happy.
I'd miss you were you gone.
There is always a sunrise to watch, even if it's into a cloudy sky.
You may find the cure to the common cold. Hell, if scientists can't do it with all of their fancy lab stuff, who's to say you can't find it in your kitchen.
People love you.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

double post

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Okay, I'm going to tell you a funny story that i probably told you before, but it cheers me up to think of this story.

My daughter was banned from playing the boardgame LIFE when she was in girl scouts. You know how LIFE has those little peg people? Well, my daughter found it amusing to pretend her peg people were pirates and she'd steal the other players' children. Other times, my daughter would give her peg person a same-sex spouse and claim they were in Vermont.

The girl scout troop leaders might not have appreciated it, but I think it's hilarious.

Thank you for your lists. Bipolar is a bitch.

 

[Homburg]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eliot-schrefer/five-scientific-reasons-n_b_126526.html

Science against suicide

 

[UnderYourSpell]

comin' right up....

a stiff + a drunken hug

anything for you, UYS

Thankyou errrrrrrm I think lol

*laughs*

poor things. I'm still all busy and stuff but I'm checking in. Lady S, I'm with Sassy on the question of telling Dave about his cousin.

The way I am, I'd keep it casual. "So, does your cousin make plays for every chick you're interested in, or is this something new for him?"

And chin up, by the way. I made you mashed potatoes. Do you like stuff like butter and bacon bits on them? or maybe a little roasted garlic mixed in?

mmm. Roasted garlic. A reason to live.

Here are a few more. UYS, you read these too, okay?

There's more poetry to write.
You can't possibly have tried every single flavor of ice cream that exists.
People would be really, really annoyed if you weren't in here doing your thing.
I still haven't heard all the details about your weekend. And then of course there's next weekend to prepare for.
Cookies. Just sayin'.
Death is boring.
Suicide is cliche.
I might need your help and critique on things I write.
There are at least three extremely cool people in the world that you haven't met yet, but will.
It's almost October, and October is an excellent month.
Someone needs you for something.
There are no spankings after death. And far less barbeque.
Funerals are both expensive and depressing.
There is something amazingly cool within three miles of you that you've never noticed.
What if you missed out on something really fun?
Most depression can be remedied with a new hat, new shoes or new underwear.
The Bistro would be way less fun.
Creme caramel. Again, just sayin'.

Right. Now then, enough of that. Lookit. Cuteness:

I don't like BBQs and my funeral is not going to be depressing I have already got it planned with one of those snazzy coffins covered in poppies everyone in their nattiest bright clothes having a knees up and as I disappear through the doors they are to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUytEX_XkE

Yet more reasons to stick around:

Don't make your enemies happy.
I'd miss you were you gone.
There is always a sunrise to watch, even if it's into a cloudy sky.
You may find the cure to the common cold. Hell, if scientists can't do it with all of their fancy lab stuff, who's to say you can't find it in your kitchen.
People love you.

Don't know about the common cold but I did ring the local radio to tell them I have discovered how to stop people smoking think they thought I had escaped from somewhere when I told them it is virtually impossible to smoke with hiccoughs! soooooooo give everyone hiccoughs sorted!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eliot-schrefer/five-scientific-reasons-n_b_126526.html

Science against suicide

OMG I wrote something about stars when I was down how weird is that?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Hmmmmmmm this back room looks very under-used these days wonder who I can entice inside?

Takes off top and dances topless

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*wooooooot*

*whistles, cheers, applause*

I love me some stripper poets, yes I do.

ohai, in case noone's noticed, the next set of underwear poem reviews is up.

Homburg, that article you posted was phenomenal. I bookmarked it and will be sending it to a buncha people. Thanks so much.

So. I'm in a writing slump lately, but part of it's been that September is stupidly busy and I haven't had time.

Now I've finally gotten past all that but I'm stuck. Aside from the form poetry stuff, I'm thinking maybe a topical challenge or a same title challenge might help me jumpstart the process. Anyone have any thoughts?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You wanna come in the back room? I'm scareded on me own incase there be *gulp* spiders

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You wanna come in the back room? I'm scareded on me own incase there be *gulp* spiders

AHHHH! SPIDERS! AHHHHH!

Okay, cause people who go to the back room with you tend to be all happy and stuff.

... But you go first.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Bit dark in 'ere oooooooo was that you ?!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Staggers from the backroom looking for coffee I never knew checking for wildlife could be so exhausting

 

[Remec]

Staggers from the backroom looking for coffee I never knew checking for wildlife could be so exhausting

Depends on the wildlife and what sort of wilderness or ecosystem you're in.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Have fun with this!! closest I got was 3miles!
http://www.lufthansa-usa.com/useugame2007/html/play.html

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I just finished writing my entry for the Halloween contest. I am very happy with it. I think it's funny. Hopefully, others will too. People who are fans of the show, GhostHunters, should appreciate it.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

the BISTRO UNDERWEAR PARTY! is now in full swing.

First bottle's for you, Sassy, you brilliant motherfucker. Candy, of all things. Way to reach the People.

And for all the rest of the contributors, a whole fountain of the stuff.

Y'all are fabulous. My congrats and admiration to everyone. And uys, how bout that topless bar dancing?

your humble reviewer and hostess,
bijou

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Just greasing my pole as we speak ...... pity Remec's working....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Just greasing my pole as we speak ...... pity Remec's working....

Yeah, there's probably enough there to grease his too, while you're at it.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

got the T shirt ........

 

[unpredictablebijou]

got the T shirt ........

Hope it's white.

*tosses a bucket of water on it, runs away shouting "Wet T-shirt Contest WOOO!"*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Not what I meant lol

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Not what I meant lol

I'm the Queen of the Deliberate Misinterpretation for Comedic Effect.

If it makes you feel better, I'll put on a white t-shirt too. then you'll be a winner twice in less than an hour.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Bottoms up! and that's prolly not staying there long! your turn!