Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

Eh, it happens. Thank you for your good thoughts. I can use the mojo.



Ass made of ice cream? But where would I stick my, er, uh, spoon?

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You just swirl your tongue around it over and over. Far as I know.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Tut silly me I forgot I have to say pretty please whilst kneeling in adoration

 

[loststar]

nice........

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You just swirl your tongue around it over and over. Far as I know.

bj

would you care to demonstrate that ?

 

[Homburg]

You just swirl your tongue around it over and over. Far as I know.

bj

And you call me kinky?

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Tut silly me I forgot I have to say pretty please whilst kneeling in adoration

Much better choice.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

would you care to demonstrate that ?

*drags UYS to back room, grabbing flogger on the way by*

Let's see if we can put some matching bruises on yours, sweetcheeks. I shouldn't be the only one having to blur my picture.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Heyyyyyyy now wait on just one goddamn minute I don't mind my nipple ends nipped and I quite go for some old fashioned rumpy pumpy but floggingggggg?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Ohhh, what's going on in here?

Thanks Bijou-Baby cakes *smirks* for everything you dd with the underwear. That required a huge amount of work and it is all appreciated.

I love that da people were smart enough to see that I was an evil poet and did not edit my work. Good on them. Seriously. And good on them for reading to the end of my poem-tome. See that? And people say I never rhyme...

I keese you on your way to beating UYS silly.

Oh, and smooches for Homie too. It's good to see you. Place isn't the same without ya.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

All I saying is !!someone!! will have to kiss it better ........

 

[loststar]

this smart ass wants to join in

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Myyyyyy that is a smart ass .....

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

damn! I just realized that not only did I finish my Halloween story, I also finished my 30 in 30 today. Now, if I could just get motivated to tackle my paper for school..

I so failed at college English. I HATE writing what other people tell you that you have to write. (Okay, I didn't exactly fail. I got a C which equals fail to me.) Now, I have to write this college paper on classical conditioning for my psych class. Last week, I had to write a paper on operant conditioning. In each of the papers, we have to give detailed examples of how that form of conditioning could be applied to shape human behavior. And it has to be PG! It would be much easier if I could turn it into a Mind Control story.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

bet you've got s cute ass ......

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Heyyyyyyy now wait on just one goddamn minute I don't mind my nipple ends nipped and I quite go for some old fashioned rumpy pumpy but floggingggggg?

trust me.
*evil eyebrows*

Ohhh, what's going on in here?

Thanks Bijou-Baby cakes *smirks* for everything you dd with the underwear. That required a huge amount of work and it is all appreciated.

I love that da people were smart enough to see that I was an evil poet and did not edit my work. Good on them. Seriously. And good on them for reading to the end of my poem-tome. See that? And people say I never rhyme...

I keese you on your way to beating UYS silly.

Oh, and smooches for Homie too. It's good to see you. Place isn't the same without ya.

No no, you're coming with us to the back room. We need to find out if UYS is more domly or subly. You can be my research ASSistant.

bj

Baby cakes? Okay, YOU'RE allowed to call me that.

 

[sassynyc]

And asses. Your choice, ms. lingerie lyricist.
A double dog dare, even.
bj

consider that name adopted.

Come on it's in your name s..ASS..y you are duty bound to show it!

lolz keep yer knickers on, blondie!
as promised.......ASS

i never said it would be mine.


boys and girls, i give you todays notable quotable

I pet kittens. Asses are made to be ridden.

eta: hi sara! long time missy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

consider that name adopted.
lolz keep yer knickers on, blondie!
as promised.......ASS

i never said it would be mine.


boys and girls, i give you todays notable quotable



eta: hi sara! long time missy.

so. Sassy is just an elision of SmartAssy?

gotta go raise my blood sugar.

Have fun with the asses, you kids.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

so. Sassy is just an elision of SmartAssy?

gotta go raise my blood sugar.

Have fun with the asses, you kids.

bj

butt of course

 

[myinnerslut]

He's a dom, darling. You have to kneel and beg and stuff. Not your style, I suspect.

Compassion for the Hat Boy. He's got two fabulously high-maintenance women. Myself, I wouldn't even be able to manage one.

Hell, I can hardly live with myself, for that matter.

bj

im not high maintenance!

ok, well... i guess i am. but im worth it

i actually have a hat that says *chia* (in hebrew though but pronounced "high", as in the letters hey and yud) folowed by the word maintenence. in hebrew *chia* means life, so its a play o words nobody onderstands unless they have some jew in them, but i like it.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

trust me.
*evil eyebrows*



No no, you're coming with us to the back room. We need to find out if UYS is more domly or subly. You can be my research ASSistant.

bj

Baby cakes? Okay, YOU'RE allowed to call me that.

Mostly subly I would say but given an up and running vib and a pair of handcuffs the switch domly side would have you raising more than your eyebrows believe you me!! hope the backrooms padding holds for all the screaming that will be going on! there there don't take on so you know you like it .... just a little bit more just here I think hmmmmm?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

You know what I hate? hurtful people..people who continually abuse others to make themselves feel important. You know what's worse? The people who kiss the ego-maniacs' asses and in doing so, give them the authority to abuse.

Anyone got something a little stronger than coffee?

 

[Homburg]

Oh, and smooches for Homie too. It's good to see you. Place isn't the same without ya.

Thanks, darlin. I'll endeavour to not be so quiet.

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boys and girls, i give you todays notable quotable

I figured someone would comment on that line.

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im not high maintenance!

Yes, you are.

ok, well... i guess i am. but im worth it

Happily, yes, you are.

i actually have a hat that says *chia* (in hebrew though but pronounced "high", as in the letters hey and yud) folowed by the word maintenence. in hebrew *chia* means life, so its a play o words nobody onderstands unless they have some jew in them, but i like it.

I actually found it really funny, once it was translated. Appropriate too.



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You know what I hate? hurtful people..people who continually abuse others to make themselves feel important. You know what's worse? The people who kiss the ego-maniacs' asses and in doing so, give them the authority to abuse.

Anyone got something a little stronger than coffee?

Sounds like me! Except without all that lovely consent, and that's where the problem is. I hope you can get away from whatever situation that is soon, darlin.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

im not high maintenance!

ok, well... i guess i am. but im worth it

i actually have a hat that says *chia* (in hebrew though but pronounced "high", as in the letters hey and yud) folowed by the word maintenence. in hebrew *chia* means life, so its a play o words nobody onderstands unless they have some jew in them, but i like it.

Well, I'm as goyische as they come, but I get it.

Just think of me as another of those poser white girls from Detroit who's "into" the Kabbalah.

there there don't take on so you know you like it .... just a little bit more just here I think hmmmmm?

With that accent you would be the most adorable domme ever. But I think I'd end up giggling, which tends to ruin the scene.

You know what I hate? hurtful people..people who continually abuse others to make themselves feel important. You know what's worse? The people who kiss the ego-maniacs' asses and in doing so, give them the authority to abuse.

Anyone got something a little stronger than coffee?

Aw bubbie! I'm so sorry.

I'll just put a teency bit of Kahlua into your coffee for you, and we'll sit and commiserate.

Lemme guess. Authors?

Not that there isn't a certain amount of snarky elitism around here too. But well...

Anyway. We love you, and you can always expect the best of treatment around the Bistro.

I want a link in your sig, young lady, so I can go read your stuff. Lemme at 'em. I can be pretty mean when someone I'm fond of gets beat up.

Good morning everyone. It's way too early for me and I'm still on my second cup of multi-shot jet fuel, but I'm struggling to find coherence. I think I'll just spend the day hanging around here on the wrong side of the tracks. It's where I'm most appropriate anyway.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You know what I hate? hurtful people..people who continually abuse others to make themselves feel important. You know what's worse? The people who kiss the ego-maniacs' asses and in doing so, give them the authority to abuse.

Anyone got something a little stronger than coffee?

Heyyy sweet pea what's the matter dont bother hating them they hopefully disappear up their own backsides eventually........ theres someone on here the same and I sat here this morning thinking sanctimonious old git lol !!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Aw bubbie! I'm so sorry.

I'll just put a teency bit of Kahlua into your coffee for you, and we'll sit and commiserate.

Lemme guess. Authors?

Not that there isn't a certain amount of snarky elitism around here too. But well...

Anyway. We love you, and you can always expect the best of treatment around the Bistro.

I want a link in your sig, young lady, so I can go read your stuff. Lemme at 'em. I can be pretty mean when someone I'm fond of gets beat up.


bj

no, not authors. poets, actually.

I guess that pretty much deflates your gusto for revenge. It's fine. They moved this thread here, so I guess I'll still have one forum that's not shrouded in negativity.

My story didn't post yet. Other authors have commented on the unusual delay in posting contest entries. That doesn't bother me though. I know it will be soon. You'll probably enjoy my new story because it's an actual parody of one of our favorite shows.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

no, not authors. poets, actually.

I guess that pretty much deflates your gusto for revenge. It's fine. They moved this thread here, so I guess I'll still have one forum that's not shrouded in negativity.

My story didn't post yet. Other authors have commented on the unusual delay in posting contest entries. That doesn't bother me though. I know it will be soon. You'll probably enjoy my new story because it's an actual parody of one of our favorite shows.

I wonder if it's the same one ?!