Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

If you get a jump on it and have the setting be a Halloween costume party in Bistro Bijou, you could have a winning contest entry.

I don't do contests. Competition freaks me out. I think YOU should write the contest entry.

Do we have enough boys ? they seem to be very quiet of late. Remec, Homb, Leon, Tz, Jamison (hope he's careful with his Prince Albert!)

Homburg is all sorts of busy at the moment. I don't know much about anyone else as such.

But I'm actually thinking unofficial bistro poetry contest for the moment, actually. Perhaps a same title challenge?

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I don't do contests. Competition freaks me out. I think YOU should write the contest entry.

i already have troll bait in the contest.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I don't do contests. Competition freaks me out. I think YOU should write the contest entry.




Homburg is all sorts of busy at the moment. I don't know much about anyone else as such.

But I'm actually thinking unofficial bistro poetry contest for the moment, actually. Perhaps a same title challenge?

bj

I didn't mean they had to write it I meant they had to be in it!

i already have troll bait in the contest.

I can't I don't know where you find the time with all you have to do (do you have extra hours in your day?) besides which my punctuation skills are naff.

 

[Remec]

Moved Message

I don't have a centre button (I demand a centre button) and where do you put the commands (sorry blonde you know)

Hmm...funny, I seem to think you do have a sentre button. Maybe even two, although that depends on how you define button. *EG*

 

[Remec]

Had to be done

She's a kinky girl, our witchling. That's just one reason we love her.

And she may be second only to Champagne in being what I think of as the vicious fanged bunny of the PF&D.

"Is it behind the rabbit?"
"It IS the rabbit!"

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Depends in which area you are searching and you are a bad boy (keep on!)

 

[Remec]

I would have to be reminded which of you gals like gals lol anyone else want to have a go ? would be HOTTTTTTTT

Um, you already have me penciled in, right? Just checking to be sure.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Um, you already have me penciled in, right? Just checking to be sure.

There's a place reserved just for you ......
BTW did you see the former AV

 

[Remec]

There's a place reserved just for you ......
BTW did you see the former AV

i saw whatever one was up before you went back to the wearing the red that's up this morning. Still haven't seen the one you were telling me about though. *hint hint*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

tut just for you then!

 

[Homburg]

Homburg is all sorts of busy at the moment.
bj

Homburg is currently in New York, so, yes, busy. Of the good sort of busy, too

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a priceless moment in bistro history. i will be running this back on mental replay for days. made me giggle. thank you.

Tha... syllables hit me.. so hard!
Make me say... oh, my lord!
Thank you, for blessin' me
With dat five-seven-five and two hype feet!

Go Haiku, go haiku!

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Maybe a huge dildo engraved with Bible verses. I dunno, just brainstorming.


bj

See "Divine Interventions, home of the the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, along with other divinely inspired insertables.

You may thank me now.

(Emoticon used as it is so very apt)

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I often think (call it a fantasy if you like) of us all meeting in a bar somewhere and you all deciding that I will be made to orgasm (I don't orgasm easy) by fair means or foul while everyone watches, you have decided anything goes and I have no say in the matter .... guys or girls and both together! perhaps I should write a poem about it lol

Who's a naughty girl, then?

Kinky bird

(I am moderately bilingual, and can type in American or British English.)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

See "Divine Interventions, home of the the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, along with other divinely inspired insertables.

You may thank me now.

OMGGGGG! only in America ....

You're knowledge never ceases to amaze me and I am sure I wasn't anywhere near this kinky before I came (scuse the pun) on this site

 

[Homburg]

OMGGGGG! only in America ....

Eh, I'm pretty sure that they will ship to the UK.

You're knowledge never ceases to amaze me and I am sure I wasn't anywhere near this kinky before I came (scuse the pun) on this site

Pfft. You were always this kinky, you just didn't have the vocabulary or perceived freedom/comfort to express it. You did not somehow get a kink injection because of people like me. If that were the case, wow, there'd be a lot more kinky people out there.

And I truly have an encyclopedic knowledge of useless, kinky weirdness apparently...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Eh, I'm pretty sure that they will ship to the UK.



Pfft. You were always this kinky, you just didn't have the vocabulary or perceived freedom/comfort to express it. You did not somehow get a kink injection because of people like me. If that were the case, wow, there'd be a lot more kinky people out there.

And I truly have an encyclopedic knowledge of useless, kinky weirdness apparently...

Only in America would they design and make something like that !

Before I came on here I didn't know such kinks existed let alone need to find the vocabulary! The site has definitely opened up my vista considerably!

 

[loststar]

than it has done its job properly, hurray!!!!

 

[Homburg]

Only in America would they design and make something like that !

Now this is something I can agree with. Well, I could see it being done in the UK too. The country that made the Young Ones, Monty Python, and Mr. Bean (the kinky bugger) a success could certainly come up with the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Before I came on here I didn't know such kinks existed let alone need to find the vocabulary! The site has definitely opened up my vista considerably!

Yup, that it can do.

 

[sassynyc]

Tha... syllables hit me.. so hard!
Make me say... oh, my lord!
Thank you, for blessin' me
With dat five-seven-five and two hype feet!

Go Haiku, go haiku!

*uncontrollable laughter from the peanut gallery*

I knew this guy looked familiar......Hommie, is that you?

 

[Homburg]

*uncontrollable laughter from the peanut gallery*

I knew this guy looked familiar......Hommie, is that you?

*snort*

I have less hair up top, and more face-fur. And I doubt that I could rock the yellow vest like that.`

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now this is something I can agree with. Well, I could see it being done in the UK too. The country that made the Young Ones, Monty Python, and Mr. Bean (the kinky bugger) a success could certainly come up with the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.



Yup, that it can do.

Funnily enough I can't stand the Young Ones or Mr Bean!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

ESTRAGON:
It's so we won't hear.
VLADIMIR:
We have our reasons.
ESTRAGON:
All the dead voices.
VLADIMIR:
They make a noise like wings.
ESTRAGON:
Like leaves.
VLADIMIR:
Like sand.
ESTRAGON:
Like leaves.
Silence.
VLADIMIR:
They all speak at once.
ESTRAGON:
Each one to itself.
Silence.
VLADIMIR:
Rather they whisper.
ESTRAGON:
They rustle.
VLADIMIR:
They murmur.
ESTRAGON:
They rustle.
Silence.
VLADIMIR:
What do they say?
ESTRAGON:
They talk about their lives.
VLADIMIR:
To have lived is not enough for them.
ESTRAGON:
They have to talk about it.
VLADIMIR:
To be dead is not enough for them.
ESTRAGON:
It is not sufficient.
Silence.
VLADIMIR:
They make a noise like feathers.
ESTRAGON:
Like leaves.
VLADIMIR:
Likes ashes.
ESTRAGON:
Like leaves.
Long silence.
VLADIMIR:
Say something!
ESTRAGON:
I'm trying.
Long silence.
VLADIMIR:
(in anguish). Say anything at all!
ESTRAGON:
What do we do now?
VLADIMIR:
Wait for Godot.
ESTRAGON:
Ah!
Silence.





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[UnderYourSpell]

You have been mooned

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Due to my vivid imagination the afore mentioned scenario took place yesterday afternoon ... you were all gathered and set about me in your different ways commencing with Homb and his ropes. I wouldn't like to say who eventually got me to fruition or in which area of expertise but by gum it was a goodun !!!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well I'm not sayin I'm writing that story. And I'm not sayin' I'm not, you understand. But if I do write it, it will be submitted under a terrifyingly double secret alt and all the names will be changed and I'll deny all knowledge of anything having to do with anything or anyone, ever, completely and without exception.

Just sayin'. But not.

bj

eta: not that I'm writing anything. But maybe you ought to give me a list of characters you want in the story.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well I'm not sayin I'm writing that story. And I'm not sayin' I'm not, you understand. But if I do write it, it will be submitted under a terrifyingly double secret alt and all the names will be changed and I'll deny all knowledge of anything having to do with anything or anyone, ever, completely and without exception.

Just sayin'. But not.

bj

eta: not that I'm writing anything. But maybe you ought to give me a list of characters you want in the story.

Ooooooh yes and some hints ... I'll get right on it!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I never could read sheet music; Till now!

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are or what kind of mood you're
in, That's funny!