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UnderYourSpell said:
I never could read sheet music; Till now!


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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are or what kind of mood you're
in, That's funny!
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you are so right. a friend of mine emailed this to me a while back. it does plaster an instant grin on ones face. :D
 
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UnderYourSpell said:
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Um. Am I the only person disturbed by the proximitous possibilities of that gourd to his ass? I mean, the poor pumpkin is merely trying to perform a simple mooning.
Now it looks like he'll be getting something else entirely in the bargain...especially with that kind of grin on his face.
 
Monday nights are hell. At my school, assignments are almost always due on Monday nights. Tonight, I have a major team project and PowerPoint presentation due. The PP presentation looks fine. I just got done doing a final edit on the paper.

There's just one thing that is pissing me off. The contribution of one of my team members was a few paragraphs with each paragraph consisting of one, extremely long run-on sentence. Oh, wait, that's not fair. They weren't all run-ons. She had a sentence fragment tacked on to the end of one of her paragraphs.

These are juniors in college. It was unbelievable! Now, I asked her to give me her references in APA format. She just sent me the references the same way that she had them first time-- far from APA format. I just asked her if she would fix them. Why should I have to do it? This happens to me in every single class. I end up doing twice the work to make up for my teammates' incompetence.

Okay, I'll remind myself to breathe now. I know of another A student who is about to quit this school, because she goes through the same thing on her teams. I'm glad that I have a week off after tonight.

-Sheila
 
LadynStFreknBed said:
Monday nights are hell. At my school, assignments are almost always due on Monday nights. Tonight, I have a major team project and PowerPoint presentation due. The PP presentation looks fine. I just got done doing a final edit on the paper.

There's just one thing that is pissing me off. The contribution of one of my team members was a few paragraphs with each paragraph consisting of one, extremely long run-on sentence. Oh, wait, that's not fair. They weren't all run-ons. She had a sentence fragment tacked on to the end of one of her paragraphs.

These are juniors in college. It was unbelievable! Now, I asked her to give me her references in APA format. She just sent me the references the same way that she had them first time-- far from APA format. I just asked her if she would fix them. Why should I have to do it? This happens to me in every single class. I end up doing twice the work to make up for my teammates' incompetence.

Okay, I'll remind myself to breathe now. I know of another A student who is about to quit this school, because she goes through the same thing on her teams. I'm glad that I have a week off after tonight.

-Sheila
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this is why i hate working in groups. i just had the stupidest argument with a partner because she couldnt figure out how many more pieces we had due on a major project. when i gave her the answer and tried to split up the work she said she was too stressed and lets talk about it tomorrow. huh? dontcha love how i am sick, starting on antibiotics tonight, and still on top of things with this group?

and for this reason Master has declared that i am allowed to "just pass" this semester
 
That's sweet.
I'm such a perfectionist. That's why team assignments drive me nuts. Well, that's one reason. I just don't understand how a junior studying psychology in college could be so horrible in writing and APA formatting. Oh, and the woman I was complaining about who wouldn't know a sentence from a novel, she posted a message in classroom forum that she wants to go on to get her doctrate. :rolleyes:


ETA: UYS, are you the one sending me anonymous, kinky feedback?

LOL
 
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sassynyc said:
you are so right. a friend of mine emailed this to me a while back. it does plaster an instant grin on ones face. :D
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Was yours animated? It's a shame I can't show the animated version on here

bluebell7 said:
Um. Am I the only person disturbed by the proximitous possibilities of that gourd to his ass? I mean, the poor pumpkin is merely trying to perform a simple mooning.
Now it looks like he'll be getting something else entirely in the bargain...especially with that kind of grin on his face.
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Bluebellllllllll *shocked* :eek: now I will never look at that pic the same way again :D
LadynStFreknBed said:
That's sweet.
I'm such a perfectionist. That's why team assignments drive me nuts. Well, that's one reason. I just don't understand how a junior studying psychology in college could be so horrible in writing and APA formatting. Oh, and the woman I was complaining about who wouldn't know a sentence from a novel, she posted a message in classroom forum that she wants to go on to get her doctrate. :rolleyes:


ETA: UYS, are you the one sending me anonymous, kinky feedback?

LOL
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Eh? What? Moi kinky?!!!! If I got kinky with you honey it wouln't be anonymous :devil: So go on let's have a read I could do with some kink :D
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Eh? What? Moi kinky?!!!! If I got kinky with you honey it wouln't be anonymous :devil: So go on let's have a read I could do with some kink :D
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This message contains feedback for: LadynStFreknBed
About the submission: The Phone Call
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

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I remember well your desires of being fulfilled by a huge black stud. Remember watching those movies, they really turned us on and I fantasized it was you that they were holding captive.
Don't forget about the dogs too. It was hard to control them.... I almost brought him in that night you ask me...... you were so drunk! It made me so hot, knowing you wanted that big dog!

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He had me wondering if he was a past lover... until he mentioned dogs...
 
sassynyc said:
*now playing*
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PERFECT! *laughing*


bluebell7 said:
Um. Am I the only person disturbed by the proximitous possibilities of that gourd to his ass? I mean, the poor pumpkin is merely trying to perform a simple mooning.
Now it looks like he'll be getting something else entirely in the bargain...especially with that kind of grin on his face.
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That is one kinky scarecrow.
Think he'll do a little song and dance to "If I Only Had some Lube"?


LadynStFreknBed said:
This message contains feedback for: LadynStFreknBed
About the submission: The Phone Call
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

I remember well your desires of being fulfilled by a huge black stud. Remember watching those movies, they really turned us on and I fantasized it was you that they were holding captive.
Don't forget about the dogs too. It was hard to control them.... I almost brought him in that night you ask me...... you were so drunk! It made me so hot, knowing you wanted that big dog!

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He had me wondering if he was a past lover... until he mentioned dogs...
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Okay,

ew.

I will never again be envious of the weirdo anonymous feedback thing.

keep the faith with the academics. You'll be done eventually and proud of having gone through all of this.

bj
 
Well, i just got back from the dr. He thinks that I have pancreatitis again and will probably need 2 more surgeries. This sucks.
I have to go to a specialist in Hershey. I am glad that I went to the dr. early this time instead of waiting until I was doubled over in pain like last time. Hopefully, if it is pancreatitis, I can avoid having to be hospitalized this time.
I'm fine, just annoyed at the prospect of more surgeries. It could be worse. They tested the area twice for cancer and both times the tests came back clean.

-Sheila
 
unpredictablebijou said:
That is one kinky scarecrow.
Think he'll do a little song and dance to "If I Only Had some Lube"?
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I could say I'd take my time
but that'd only be a line,
.....and I'd be just another rube.
I could expand upon our pleasure,
exploring your special treasure,
.....If I only had some lube.


:cool::D;)
 
Remec said:
I could say I'd take my time
but that'd only be a line,
.....and I'd be just another rube.
I could expand upon our pleasure,
exploring your special treasure,
.....If I only had some lube.


:cool::D;)
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*laughter, applause*

You might just run a-screamin'
if you knew that I've been dreamin'
of a cooperative boy

But I know I'll someday find him
And I could get behind him
if I only had a toy.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
*laughter, applause*

You might just run a-screamin'
if you knew that I've been dreamin'
of a cooperative boy

But I know I'll someday find him
And I could get behind him
if I only had a toy.
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hehehe

Y'know, that's what we need around this place. A Filking thread. *nod*


:cool:
 
Filking a song is rewriting the lyrics like we were just doing up there.

Like one example I heard a lot in the medieval recreation group I used to hang with. It was like a year-round renaissance festival, people who like to fight with 12th century weapons, and they changed "Amazing Grace" to "A Grazing Mace."

That sort of thing.

bj
 
oh right someone put up a thread for that but no-one answered it

Did you know Celine Dion sings "The hotdogs go on"?
 
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