Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

thats going in the story

There are a lot of crossings out going into the names in this story right now!

Hehe.
Me either! You've damaged me, woman!


Dunno. Depends on how well he takes his, er, entrance into the Accidental Anal Club.


Well, it takes talent to incorporate the words "slooshy-sloshy, slooshy-sloshy" into a song and actually have it pertain to washing.
I won't tell you what words I was forming for the song Breathing. I would never live to see the light of day.


Okay, so you've done it again, Annie. Really. I thought this said something about drunken enemas at Stonehenge.
So, if we're going to decode this craziness, the only conclusions that I can come to are:
1. For some reason almost everything you say makes me think of bottoms (a truly perplexing phenomenon for both of us, no doubt).
2. I was overly influenced by the chocolate I was eating at the time I read the post and therefore was so giddy that I would have read anything into it other than what it was, and for some reason I just focused on the bottoms. Ooh, maybe I associated it like this.
Chocolate = Happiness = Fun-loving puppies with waggly tails = Wiggly bottoms = I read "ermmm" and mistake it for something else, at which point all logic goes out the window and it's a down and out dirty feeding frenzy in my sugar-saturated brain. I are freak!

Now look here I know bottoms can be a lot of fun but nooooo waaaay am I being held responsible for you seeing derrieres in this .......

Well I do have the standard Bits. But they function rather oddly.

Hey, whose hand is that? And what's it... um, doing?

bj

Hey so do mine we could have been twins seperated at birth (and quite a few years ... poor mom!) my ero zones are in all the wrong places ........ my that's some beat on that one Sassy

 

[sassynyc]

Remind me again why I keep confessing all my deepest vulnerabilities to you people.

*hears this, gets all distracted*

oh yeah. I remember.

bj

cuz we're always so anxious to lend a helping hand (nice beat on that one....i'm officially hooked on SP)
what can i say....it's the do-gooder in me. i'll just be over here in the corner, by the turntables and fully stocked bar. you know.....should you guys need any musical assistance.

*drops the needle on the record*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, so you've done it again, Annie. Really. I thought this said something about drunken enemas at Stonehenge.
So, if we're going to decode this craziness, the only conclusions that I can come to are:
1. For some reason almost everything you say makes me think of bottoms (a truly perplexing phenomenon for both of us, no doubt).
2. I was overly influenced by the chocolate I was eating at the time I read the post and therefore was so giddy that I would have read anything into it other than what it was, and for some reason I just focused on the bottoms. Ooh, maybe I associated it like this.
Chocolate = Happiness = Fun-loving puppies with waggly tails = Wiggly bottoms = I read "ermmm" and mistake it for something else, at which point all logic goes out the window and it's a down and out dirty feeding frenzy in my sugar-saturated brain. I are freak!

Well, Freud would have a field day with you, but who am I to talk.

Good to see you in here! Make sure the chef and bartender know all your favorites so we can keep them in stock.

Hey so do mine we could have been twins seperated at birth (and quite a few years ... poor mom!) my ero zones are in all the wrong places ........ my that's some beat on that one Sassy

*laughing*

You are too funny.

Sadly, I must go have dinner soon. Next time you don't know how you feel, just call on me. I'll be happy to help.

And keep me posted on that Cast of Thousands, hm?

bj

 

[myinnerslut]

at first glance i thought you said figging *shakes head to clear it*

anywho, idont have time to come up with an original, but i can still add something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13YWNJc34o

 

[unpredictablebijou]

cuz we're always so anxious to lend a helping hand (nice beat on that one....i'm officially hooked on SP)
what can i say....it's the do-gooder in me. i'll just be over here in the corner, by the turntables and fully stocked bar. you know.....should you guys need any musical assistance.

*drops the needle on the record*

Awwwwwww Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! *grooving uncontrollably, making funky dance faces*

daaaaamn. I wanna be her.

at first glance i thought you said figging *shakes head to clear it*

anywho, idont have time to come up with an original, but i can still add something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13YWNJc34o

LOL. Yeah, you should drink some coffee, maybe.

And dear god that video made me laugh so hard I fell over sideways. No shit. I'm still wiping tears out of my eyes.

oh you kids...

bj

 

[Homburg]

Now, how could I have predicted that?
I must be psychic or something.

Well, it does fit my profile, yanno.

Nice ass.

bj

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Well I'll be selling it at the next fundraiser but it's going for a hell of a lot more than a dollar, if I have anything to say about it.

And I do.

She is just peachy, isn't she?

okay seriously if I don't go eat I won't get any dinner. Y'all are just too entrancing for my own good.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Awwwwwww Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! *grooving uncontrollably, making funky dance faces*

daaaaamn. I wanna be her.

bj

I'd buy that for a dollar too.

Well I'll be selling it at the next fundraiser but it's going for a hell of a lot more than a dollar, if I have anything to say about it.

And I do.

She is just peachy, isn't she?

okay seriously if I don't go eat I won't get any dinner. Y'all are just too entrancing for my own good.

bj

Lostar... Lostar's ass... Eat... Entrancing...

Yeah, see above comment vis a vis buying.

 

[bluebell]

Now look here I know bottoms can be a lot of fun but nooooo waaaay am I being held responsible for you seeing derrieres in this ......

B-b-buttttt...!

*drops the needle on the record*

I love Nikka Costa. Meltification.
Last I read she's got a new album in the works, too.

Well, Freud would have a field day with you, but who am I to talk.

Good to see you in here! Make sure the chef and bartender know all your favorites so we can keep them in stock.

Freudian field day. Good idea. Do we get group t-shirts or will there be naked larking about?

 

[sassynyc]

I love Nikka Costa. Meltification.
Last I read she's got a new album in the works, too.

good to know. i missed her last album altogether. gotta play catch-up on that one. i'll keep my ear to the ground for her next one.

 

[loststar]

Well I'll be selling it at the next fundraiser but it's going for a hell of a lot more than a dollar, if I have anything to say about it.

And I do.

She is just peachy, isn't she?

okay seriously if I don't go eat I won't get any dinner. Y'all are just too entrancing for my own good.

bj

speaking of peaches- heres an old piece that i'm fond of

sweet peach
Slick Sweet Soft
fingers find you
swollen ripe with desire
slick with arousal
sweet scent of forbidden nectar
sticking to seeking hands
fill my appetites
make me hunger for more

I'd buy that for a dollar too.


Lostar... Lostar's ass... Eat... Entrancing...

Yeah, see above comment vis a vis buying.

thats a very recent picture, but its still better in person

Driving directions to Lawrence, KS
1,217 mi – about 18 hours 48 mins

 

[Homburg]

thats a very recent picture, but its still better in person

Driving directions to Lawrence, KS
1,217 mi – about 18 hours 48 mins

Well aware, shiny object.

At current gas prices, that's about $250-300 in gas alone. Ouch.

 

[loststar]

i dont think you can put a price on this much fun although bj can try

 

[UnderYourSpell]

i dont think you can put a price on this much fun although bj can try

It's a good job you added *although bj can try* to that because otherwise coupled with Hombs comment above it sounds very prevocative indeed !

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Heathcliff, yippee I'm happyyyyyy you've come home now

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You had a temper like my gelatine,
Too hot, too greasy
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runs

 

[loststar]

It's a good job you added *although bj can try* to that because otherwise coupled with Hombs comment above it sounds very prevocative indeed !

well i am certian the fun shall be happening, and we will sell door tickets, or tokens, or favors of some kind, all for a cause worthy of such fun, we'll shake every one down for spare moneys, then donate it to a good cause for them, and as a heads up, you definitly want us looking in your pockets

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I meant Homb paying out to come visit your ass!!

 

[Remec]

I see you've met them, then. *eyebrow*

I had friends among the SCA but was never more than peripherally involved. I just like to watch big hairy boys beat on each other; that was pretty much the extent of my interest.

*nodding, changing lyrics but not tune*
*adding in accent*
"Wanton tomato...she was a wanton tomato...
Wanton tomaaaaaato...she was a wanton tomato..."

*giggle*

I only vaguely ever made it out to the list fields. My interests were/are in gaming and dance and bardic. If I had the time and money to put into the hobby, I might get into the archery or fencing, but heavy weapons just wasn't/isn't for me.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*nodding, changing lyrics but not tune*
*adding in accent*
"Wanton tomato...she was a wanton tomato...
Wanton tomaaaaaato...she was a wanton tomato..."

*giggle*

I only vaguely ever made it out to the list fields. My interests were/are in gaming and dance and bardic. If I had the time and money to put into the hobby, I might get into the archery or fencing, but heavy weapons just wasn't/isn't for me.

That should be UYS' theme song.

I was "married" to the SCA for about 7 years. Love the clothes, hate the politics.

Come to think of it, that can be said about most periods in history.

hey everyone.

I'm thinking something Vastly Amusing needs to happen today. I wonder what it should be.

bj

 

[Remec]

That should be UYS' theme song.

I was "married" to the SCA for about 7 years. Love the clothes, hate the politics.

Come to think of it, that can be said about most periods in history.

Ah, milady...*bowing, kissing hand* That is roughly my own involvement as well, although it's been close to that long since I've really done anything with them either. (As with you, a blend of political intrigue mixed--in my case--with the lack of time that comes with a new family.)

Patrick Daniels, formerly of the Barony of Marinus, Kingdom of Atlantia, at your service...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ah, milady...*bowing, kissing hand* That is roughly my own involvement as well, although it's been close to that long since I've really done anything with them either. (As with you, a blend of political intrigue mixed--in my case--with the lack of time that comes with a new family.)

Patrick Daniels, formerly of the Barony of Marinus, Kingdom of Atlantia, at your service...

I did like the chivalry part - it was adorable.

I was the "mundane" mate of the first prince of Calontir, before Calontir was a Kingdom. That'll give you an idea of how long ago it was.

I did like Pennsic War. Few things are as impressive as an entire medieval village with a population of seven to ten thousand people.

I learned early on to smell stuff before drinking when it was offered. The home-brewed juniper ale was what taught me. Tasted fine for a minute and then it was like an entire juniper tree exploded in my head. Lord, that was nasty.

I still have leftover garb. It's handy for wenching at fundraisers.

bj

eta: during introductions, my mate would reel off all his titles: Viscount Syr Lord Order of the Pelican blah blah blah. Then I'd say, "Syf Algotsdottar. Not even a Lady."

 

[champagne1982]

Hmmm, vastly amusing, eh?

Let's play a game. I'll provide a line which you must rhyme and then write a uniqe line which another will rhyme until, all at once we consider the game to be lame and/or run out of time.

It rains here in the fall but sometimes there's sun

 

[UnderYourSpell]

it only comes out gradually but makes us want to run
underneath the blue skies to seek the warming rays

 

[unpredictablebijou]

it only comes out gradually but makes us want to run
underneath the blue skies to seek the warming rays

and the little earthy corners where the south wind plays.
The breeze has bite now, and even the light is weak,

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sits on hands so as not to have a poetic streak