Bistro Bijou

[LadynStFreknBed]

Thanks, guys.

The thing about these GI specialists is that they are the only surgeons in my area that do the surgery that I need. In fact, when I was hospitalized last time, they sent me to Hershey Med Center by ambulance (about 30 minutes away) for one of the surgeries. I later had to go back there for another surgery. I really don't want to switch, since they've already done 2 of my surgeries and I'm looking at needing 2 more. Surgery is extremely stressful for me. In the past, it wouldn't have bothered me nearly this much. But, the anxiety is worse now due to the PTSD. If I can hold out so that I can be slightly more comfortable since I'm familiar with them, then I better try.

Worse case scenario- If the pain gets to be too much, I'll go into my local ER and be hospitalized again. It's not what I want, but I'll manage. I'm hoping to avoid it, and maybe that's still possible.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry that's happening. It really does sound like the system is letting you down here, and that sucks. I hate to see anyone having to deal with routine pain, because I know how much it wears on the energy in general.

Before I was diagnosed and given PT for the cerebral palsy, I had literally grown up thinking that it was just the nature of legs to hurt, and that everyone's legs hurt all the time like mine did. When, at 19, I finally started getting treated and going through gait training, it was literally the first time in my life that my legs didn't hurt. It was mind-blowing, to suddenly have that sensation relieved. And only then did I understand that most people's legs don't hurt perpetually. Pain's exhausting, and I hope that between now and when you get treated properly there is as little of it to endure as possible.

****hugging, petting hair, saying aw bubbie, stuff like that*******


Yesterday was such a madhouse I didn't even get a chance to look in here. Sorry I missed the fun.

*hands Homburg a huge red old-guy bandanna for his nose, heh heh - - then moves to a safe distance*

*takes MIS some tea, with a little sage for memory and intelligence*

*considers gangbanging Champagne some more*

*scans the stormy horizon for Sara...*

bj

 

[Homburg]

*hands Homburg a huge red old-guy bandanna for his nose, heh heh - - then moves to a safe distance*

bj

I'm doing moderately better today, thank you.

 

[myinnerslut]

so is now a good time to grab and blindfold you?

even though id be happy just to grab you, no blindfold needed....unless its for me

 

[Homburg]

so is now a good time to grab and blindfold you?

.....

Ahem.

Okay, the next time I visit, I will bring a blindfold for the express purpose of having you blindfold me. Then we will continue as per normal with me being sightless. I'm sure the resulting wreckage will quell this particular thread for good.

 

[myinnerslut]

.....

Ahem.

Okay, the next time I visit, I will bring a blindfold for the express purpose of having you blindfold me. Then we will continue as per normal with me being sightless. I'm sure the resulting wreckage will quell this particular thread for good.

*shudder*

ill pass Master, its allright

 

[unpredictablebijou]

wait this isnt me

 

[Homburg]

*shudder*

ill pass Master, its allright

No, no, I don't mind. You've asked two or three times now, so you obviously have some sort of interest.

 

[myinnerslut]

Just grab Hom and blindfold him.


And then run.


Fast.

No, no, I don't mind. You've asked two or three times now, so you obviously have some sort of interest.

nope, none at all. i was just asking for sara, who did have an interest. i believe i pointed out that it was a bad idea and never said i actually wanted to do it

 

[Homburg]

nope, none at all. i was just asking for sara, who did have an interest. i believe i pointed out that it was a bad idea and never said i actually wanted to do it

You'll need to tap-dance faster than that if you want to make headway.

 

[myinnerslut]

You'll need to tap-dance faster than that if you want to make headway.

*sigh*

yes Master.

i give up

 

[loststar]

oooooooooooo
tap dancing

yeah! can I join in?

 

[Homburg]

*sigh*

yes Master.

i give up

oooooooooooo
tap dancing

yeah! can I join in?

Well, if she un-gives up, you guys can do some pairs work. I'm all for that.

 

[myinnerslut]

Well, if she un-gives up, you guys can do some pairs work. I'm all for that.

will there be skimpy dance costumes involved?

 

[Homburg]

will there be skimpy dance costumes involved?

Of course. What a silly question.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

oooooooooooo
tap dancing

yeah! can I join in?

will there be skimpy dance costumes involved?

Of course. What a silly question.

Puts this on.

I'm a little long in the tooth to be dancing with you two, but it's Friday and I'm ready to Not Act My Age once again.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

New Bistro Survey For No Good Reason At All

I need to know these things about you. I'll even take the survey myself this time, just to get the ball rolling. You may answer in bad form or appalling free verse. heh heh.



Favorite candy:


A Mounds Bar is my Almond Joy
Though taffy's better as a toy.


What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?


The sky cannot decide today
whether it is clear or grey.
I much prefer the simply solar
Cause this stuff makes me feel bipolar.



Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:


If Paris Hilton or Tom Cruise
could be devoured by carnivores
I'm pretty sure we wouldn't lose
that much; I'd even make s'mores.


Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

Raise high the roof beam, carpenters!
Like Ares comes Obama, taller than a tall man.
If like Icarus he were to fall
or fail, then let the Fates decree
that Sappho should inhabit that great Oval
ruling the Senate with her velvet fist.

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

I tend to fast forward to the scenes with lots of men in them. ahem.


Favorite perfume or scent:

Currently, my love has been
for the musky depth of Neroli
but mixed with skin and sweat
it becomes an eternal favorite.



Top three best movies of all time:

today, it's:

Dr. Strangelove
The Third Man
Zelig



Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

I still can't get anyone to wear the Groucho Marx glasses. Or even the Karl Marx glasses, for that matter.


Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

I believe in St. Fidgeta, patron of unruly children. I also think a temple should be built to Otis, god of elevators and after dinner mints. Oh yeah, and Squamataucus, god of coffee tables and drink coasters.


bj

 

[Homburg]

Favorite candy:


Eyecandy.

I'm not much of a candy eater, to be honest. Now, if we talk mints (which are not candy in my book, dammit), I'm a big fan of Eclipse Winterfrost mints (sugar-free, of course)


What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?


Somewhat cooler than average, somewhat slightly darker than average. Still quite nice. Not affecting my mood either way.



Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:


I honestly do not know, or care, enough about celebrities to think of any that should be killed and eaten by bears.

I would not mind seeing Sarah Palin killed by a pissed off moose. It would be good comeuppance. I don't think she counts as a celebrity though.


Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt. Even his reanimated corpse would beat the current occupant of the Oval Office. Hopefully with the metaphorical 'large stick'.

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

I don't rent porn, I make my own. So it always has the activities I want to see by default.


Favorite perfume or scent:

Arousal. Or fear. Or both.

Most commercial scents cause nasal allergy issues. Many natural perfumes do too, such as flowers and the like.

Top three best movies of all time:

today, it's:

The Usual Suspects
Snatch
The Ghost and the Darkness

First three that came to mind.



Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

The only things I've not talked anyone into doing with me are things that I don't want to do anyway.

I get what I want.


Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

Corean, paladin god of kitchen counters.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I still can't get anyone to wear the Groucho Marx glasses. Or even the Karl Marx glasses, for that matter.



bj

That is so not right.

Just sayin'.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That is so not right.

Just sayin'.

You'd do it for me, wouldn't you, baby?

No?


bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Favorite candy:


Not a candy person.
What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?


It's dark and cold but I'm inside and it's Friday so I don't care.


Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:


For me, it would be easier to list the celebrities I would not want to be eaten by a bear.

Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

Although it does affect me, I tend not to care who you have as a President.
Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

I tend to want to watch stuff I maybe wouldn't actually enjoy in person.

Favorite perfume or scent:

that's hard because you seem to mean on a person. I like how clean people smell even sweaty clean people.

Top three best movies of all time:

Not good at listing top movies because that depends on mood and current mood is brain dead


Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

Homburg and I have this one in common. I get what I want.

 

[Sara Crewe]

You'd do it for me, wouldn't you, baby?

No?


bj

Um, no.

I have limits and standards 'n stuff.


*pushes Tz forward*

He will though.

Said he would yesterday.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Um, no.

I have limits and standards 'n stuff.


*pushes Tz forward*

He will though.

Said he would yesterday.

oh wait til he sees that.

besides, I think he's already got facial hair.

wait a minute...

you have limits and standards?

so the Pope Joan thing. Is that out too? Cause I finally finished all the sequins on the mitre just yesterday.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

oh wait til he sees that.

besides, I think he's already got facial hair.

wait a minute...

you have limits and standards?

so the Pope Joan thing. Is that out too? Cause I finally finished all the sequins on the mitre just yesterday.

bj

Yes.

My limit is I don't wear groucho marx glasses while having sex. I'm such a prude.


Hmm, now you have me torn. Can be a non-pope and still carry a mitre?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yes.

My limit is I don't wear groucho marx glasses while having sex. I'm such a prude.


Hmm, now you have me torn. Can be a non-pope and still carry a mitre?

You can wear a mitre any time you like. But that hardly seems any better than the glasses.

ohai I found this when I was looking for a picture.

So, a Random Bistro Game:

CAPTION THIS PHOTO

eta: I just keep hearing this talking-to-a-baby voice going "who's the cutest pope in the whole wide world? wooodja wooooja woooo, tickle tickle..."