Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

I was always a little annoyed at that. I was like, "someone slap Frosty in the face and help him remember the last half hour of this cartoon."

Only you would have the desire to slap Frosty the Snowman.

That's one thing I love about you.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Only you would have the desire to slap Frosty the Snowman.

That's one thing I love about you.

bj

What?

It would be a, "C'mon! get with the program" slap. It would be for his own good and my sanity so I would have to listen to someone recap everything for him.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

While we're at it can I slap Mr Magoo?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

What?

It would be a, "C'mon! get with the program" slap. It would be for his own good and my sanity so I would have to listen to someone recap everything for him.

'kay, I can see that. But secretly, you know you want to slap Frosty for no good reason at all.

Just like I do. Especially when he starts looking like he's going to sing.

While we're at it can I slap Mr Magoo?

Make him take his glasses off first. It's only fair.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

'kay, I can see that. But secretly, you know you want to slap Frosty for no good reason at all.

Just like I do. Especially when he starts looking like he's going to sing.



bj

Only if I had mittens on. Slapping snow gets chilly.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Only if I had mittens on. Slapping snow gets chilly.

*pictures Sara out in the neighborhood in the middle of the night slapping the local snowmen*

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

*pictures Sara out in the neighborhood in the middle of the night slapping the local snowmen*

bj

under the cover of night, snowmen all over the world, otherwise known as snowgoons come to life and it is only the intrepid and courageous Sara who is willing to risk life and limb to come forward and slap their heads off.

 

[loststar]

hurray we are safe from the snow goons!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is this in the same pack of cards as kissing a lot of frogs until you find the prince? personally I'd prefer frog's legs sautééd in garlic

 

[Homburg]

I don't do frog legs. Nor chicken or turkey for that matter. Just don't like em.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

yup. *nods* She's my hero. Slappin' snowmen to keep us safe from evil and fascism and mayhem and musical numbers and stuff.

And speaking of frog legs, I hear Sara tastes like chicken.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I don't do frog legs. Nor chicken or turkey for that matter. Just don't like em.

Are you a breast man then?

 

[Sara Crewe]

yup. *nods* She's my hero. Slappin' snowmen to keep us safe from evil and fascism and mayhem and musical numbers and stuff.

And speaking of frog legs, I hear Sara tastes like chicken.

bj

Nope. that's rattle snake.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Nope. that's rattle snake.

Bistro Zen Koan for today:

Does Sara taste like rattlesnake, or does rattlesnake taste like Sara?


bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Bistro Zen Koan for today:

Does Sara taste like rattlesnake, or does rattlesnake taste like Sara?


bj

I give this five seconds before this turns to a discussion on whether or not Sara is poisonous...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I give this five seconds before this turns to a discussion on whether or not Sara is poisonous...

o like we don't already know that.

But we've only just learned that Homburg doesn't eat legs. Odd, that.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

o like we don't already know that.

But we've only just learned that Homburg doesn't eat legs. Odd, that.

bj

I think he was attacked by a chicken leg once. It beat him like a drum-





stick.

 

[Tzara]

Bistro Zen Koan for today:

Does Sara taste like rattlesnake, or does rattlesnake taste like Sara?


bj

I've always heard that rattlesnake tastes like chicken. Does Sara taste like chicken? If so, which part?

Oh, and this is totally off topic, but I have eaten alligator and it really does taste like chicken. Really.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I've always heard that rattlesnake tastes like chicken. Does Sara taste like chicken? If so, which part?

Oh, and this is totally off topic, but I have eaten alligator and it really does taste like chicken. Really.

So chicken tastes like Sara?

Are we getting into set theory? Set of all things that taste like Sara? Set of things that taste like alligator? Set of things that are poisonous AND taste like Sara?

I can't eat reptiles. I don't know why. Just can't quite bring myself to go there.

Meanwhile, privately I've just confessed to her that I once pulled the head off a giraffe. She forgave me, though.

bj

eta Sara LOL.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ostrich is very gamey ..... I bite heads off jellie babies

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, flash bistro poll: how many heads have you pulled or bitten off of things, and which part of the jelly baby / chocolate bunny / gingerbread man do you eat first?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

So chicken tastes like Sara?

Are we getting into set theory? Set of all things that taste like Sara? Set of things that taste like alligator? Set of things that are poisonous AND taste like Sara?

I can't eat reptiles. I don't know why. Just can't quite bring myself to go there.

Meanwhile, privately I've just confessed to her that I once pulled the head off a giraffe. She forgave me, though.

bj

eta Sara LOL.

I'm trying to read between the lines here but I can't decide if you think I'm a coward, a lurking predator or a mortal threat.

 

[Tzara]

So chicken tastes like Sara?

Well, I am guessing, of course, but I imagine Sara actually tastes like a rather impertinent cabernet—lots of character, a little rough if not given sufficient time to breathe, but one that packs a rather surprising wallop.

I would not dare suppose she tastes like a bird, let alone a reptile. That would be dangerous.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Okay, flash bistro poll: how many heads have you pulled or bitten off of things, and which part of the jelly baby / chocolate bunny / gingerbread man do you eat first?

bj

Legs first so he can't run away but I can still enjoy his screams.

 

[Tzara]

Ostrich is very gamey ..... I bite heads off jellie babies

I actually rather liked ostrich. Venison is gamey. Ostrich, not so much. IMO, obviously.