Bistro Bijou

[Tzara]

Um, no.

I have limits and standards 'n stuff.


*pushes Tz forward*

He will though.

Said he would yesterday.

I like glasses, 'cuz I need them to see.

I'll take Karl Marx for $50, Alex.


Hello, ladies. And Mr. H.

 

[Tzara]

oh wait til he sees that.

besides, I think he's already got facial hair.

Have to grow it out considerably for the Karlstadt thingie, though. That sounds uncomfortable.

But I am so not doing the magic marker Groucho thing, however melanin-challenged my own crop is.

Nor the cigar. Gave those up. Worse hangover than overindulging with ouzo.

 

[myinnerslut]

Favorite candy:

peanut butter m+m's. *yum*

What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?


cold. i hate the cold. it makes me grumpy when i have to be out in the cold in the morning



Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:

britney spears. enough said.

Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

yoda. come on, who is going to fuck with yoda?

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

rope, or spanking


Favorite perfume or scent:

i know its cheesy, but Master. i snuggle with his shirts for days after hes worn them during a visit
Top three best movies of all time:

ummmm.....

ummmm........

uh.....

pass



Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

i cant say i have any of those. MAster is pretty good at bringing my fantasies to life. (ask him about the wall for an example)


Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

trilla, goddess of teleportation

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'll take Karl Marx for $50, Alex.

For $50:

Karl Marx won a dinette set on a game show on this BBC program.


bj

 

[Tzara]

For $50:

Karl Marx won a dinette set on a game show on this BBC program.


bj

Lifestyles (cough) of the Dead and Famous:

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Anyone ELSE want to try?

ohai, that statue is a herm.

but not completely sculpturally correct, sadly.

bj

 

[Tzara]

Anyone ELSE want to try?

ohai, that statue is a herm.

but not completely sculpturally correct, sadly.

bj

Actually, my feeling about Marx's marker is that I'm always afraid the damn thing is going to fall on me. It is, well, big. Really. Big.

Interesting side notes (at least to me):

• Herbert Spencer's grave is almost exactly opposite Marx's. That seems somehow fitting.
• There are a whole lot of what I will call (not meaning to belittle these people, merely to point out the size of their memorials) small graves near Marx that are the resting place of various Communist leaders. I don't remember where they were from, but they were almost like Here is the final resting place of the Communist Party Leader of Ruritania. Nothing can have value without being an object of utility.
• George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans Cross) is across the path and up in the weeds a bit.
  
  Literature always gets short shrift.

 

[champagne1982]

You can wear a mitre any time you like. But that hardly seems any better than the glasses.

ohai I found this when I was looking for a picture.

So, a Random Bistro Game:

CAPTION THIS PHOTO<snip>

That thing looks like a muppet fish...

wait.. caption:

"Yes, they're laughing at you. No, I don't want your hat."

Favorite candy:

Caramels

What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?

Dark, dreary, raining with more rain threatening the leaves still left on the trees. Nights are lasting around 14 hours. That's darkness not gloaming or gleaming... dark. There will always be frost and the temperature dips below freezing every night. I don't mind cold, I don't mind dark, I hate clouds dimming down my day. It makes me bitchy.

Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:

Don Ferguson or maybe Sean Cullen

Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

Peter Pan...

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

cunninglingus

Favorite perfume or scent:

lemons

Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

I'm a straight sex kinda girl who has tasted the eroticism of oral and anal sex. But, to me, by far, I just wanna be fucked by a big one.

Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

Manuel Dexterity, patron saint of the butterfingered.

 

[Tzara]

I need to know these things about you. I'll even take the survey myself this time, just to get the ball rolling. You may answer in bad form or appalling free verse. heh heh.

I answer in appallingly bad form (I mean, if that's OK):

Favorite candy:

I'll side with Homburg on this one,
But taste that eyecandy. Yum, yum!

Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:

To eat celebrity, a bear
Should be, most certaintly, aware,
That Kim and Paris have their shows.
And thus, Lamont knows what he knows.

Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

O, where is Socrates right now?
Our state is like a garbage scow
Headed onto rocks. Soc would tie
Us up before a fire, then lie.

(It is all politics, my dear,
And why we're now Hello, Goodbye.)

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

I want a woman in a mask
(It is no secret that I'm kinked.),
Her anonymity's my blast,
It makes me really hard. I think.

Favorite perfume or scent:

Here is scent one, here is scent two,
And both of these are sleazy. Who
Would lacquer skin with such poor taste?
Don't care for scent. I care for haste.

Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

Well, basic sex I guess I've had
And it was not exactly bad,
but not transcendant. Yes, I know
your knees get freezed in frozen snow.

Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

I am Agnostic. It's a fact.
So deities are not My Thing.
But pardon me. This ain't a tract.
Indifference. Yup, that's my being.

 

[EilonwyKareena]

Favorite candy:

It would be heaven sent
If you would offer a Junior mint


What's your weather like right now? How is it affecting your mood?


:sing: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.....


Celebrity you think should be killed and eaten by bears on live television:


I plead the fifth until after the fourth.


Celebrity, fictional character or historical figure who should be U.S. President:

To quote, or misquote, Will Rogers: Anyone who wants the job, is not fit for the job.

Activity you always hope is in the porn movie you've rented:

:Sing: Tie a yellow ribbon round the girl and tree....


Favorite perfume or scent:

Scent must lightly waft my way, any scent too strong makes me sneeze.

Top three best movies of all time:

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Ladyhawke
A Guy named Joe (but only if watched in tandem with Always)

Sexual act you haven't yet talked anyone into doing with you:

Rope corset

Patron or Matron Deity you think should exist:

Prophet Crastination, but no one has gotten around to listening to him yet.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Helloooooooooooo I'm back haven't caught up with everything you have been doing yet .... have you been good? no I thought not. It's bloody coldddddddd yesterday morning I was burning in the sun we had a 4 hour delay and I didn't get to bed till 5.30 this morning ~~~~yawn~~~~~~~

 

[champagne1982]

Helloooooooooooo I'm back haven't caught up with everything you have been doing yet .... have you been good? no I thought not. It's bloody coldddddddd yesterday morning I was burning in the sun we had a 4 hour delay and I didn't get to bed till 5.30 this morning ~~~~yawn~~~~~~~

HelloooooooooooooooooooooAnnieAnnie I missed you. Was it fun? Did you eat lots?

We had a 10 snowflake flurry about 90 minutes ago but the wind's managed to blow the sky blue and now we're dealing with 30 mph winds gusting to around 50. It's turned the fall quilt into a cobweb out there. That's what happens when all your trees are essentially sticks.

I was so good, too ... anyway. It's lovely to have you back.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Thankyou it's kind of nice to be back but then again it would have been nice to have stayed in the sun! Didn't take many pics but when I get them off the camera will post a pic of the sunset across the sea taken from my balcony. Yes I ate loads of stuff I shouldn't have put on loads of weight no doubt and drank oodles of Sangria and was in the water so much have turned into a mermaid. On the last night won a game called lucky 13 and got everyone on our table a free drink and my sister won a bottle of wine ~hic~ but at least I didn't fall in the pool as one fella did then had to dive in again to retrieve his specs from the bottom

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hi Sweetie!

It sounds like a stellar vacation; exactly as it should be. This place was toooooo quiet without you. There were a few flurries of activity here and there, but the "lively score" always rises significantly when you're around.

smooch! Welcome home!

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*smooches back* >>>>>>>>follow me

 

[Homburg]

Rope corset

This is probably the most requested of the ties that I commonly do. Damned near every bottom I've tied has asked for this at one point or another.

--

*waves at Annie*

--

Just got back from camping. My oldest son's first camping trip with the cub scouts. Fun, but tiring.

My boy is not a team player, much like me. They did this Capture the Flag thing with teams, and he was utterly uninterested. Later, when they did the big bonfire, he got bored with it about a third of the way through. I was on firewatch in the campsite, and here he comes popping back into camp. I asked, and he announced that he wasn't interested in the (skits, songs, games, etc at the) bonfire, so he came to hang out with me. He was a little hungry, so I dug out some chocolate caramel popcorn and that lit his face up. He grabbed a ball of it and promptly sat on my knee. We watched the fire and munched on popcorn until everyone got back.

It was awesome

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You can wave anything you like at me honey

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Testing pole for strip limbo night

 

[loststar]

wow that sounds like a whole lotta fun

 

[Remec]

So, a Random Bistro Game:

CAPTION THIS PHOTO

*sotto voce*
"Because I have the big freakin' hat, that's why."

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'd go with, "Be careful of the wind. Remember what happened to Frosty when his magic hat blew off his head."

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*sotto voce*
"Because I have the big freakin' hat, that's why."

*cracking up, falling over*

jesus, warn me before you do that. Coffee is really bad for my keyboard.


*still laughing*

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'd go with, "Be careful of the wind. Remember what happened to Frosty when his magic hat blew off his head."

o man I remember that. I cried. What sort of bastard is God that he'd make it that easy to kill Frosty?

bj

 

[Remec]

o man I remember that. I cried. What sort of bastard is God that he'd make it that easy to kill Frosty?

Ahhh, but, remember, it is also that easy to resurrect him afterwards as well. Just drop the hat onto the nearest frigid wind and, voila!, he's back before you can even say "Happy Birthday!"

 

[Sara Crewe]

Ahhh, but, remember, it is also that easy to resurrect him afterwards as well. Just drop the hat onto the nearest frigid wind and, voila!, he's back before you can even say "Happy Birthday!"

I was always a little annoyed at that. I was like, "someone slap Frosty in the face and help him remember the last half hour of this cartoon."