Bistro Bijou

[champagne2008]

I posted with my virgin down in Tzed's metre stick thread, too. She's so cute.

 

[neodarkmaas]

So is it virgin's night at the bistro? Make mine a double.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I posted with my virgin down in Tzed's metre stick thread, too. She's so cute.

Eh? are you a born again virgin then Champ?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

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[sassynyc]

Welcome back Anniie
*hugs*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

'N hugs to you too you obviously have cast iron nerves I just emailed the link to a friend and apparently frightened the wits out of her dog!

 

[Homburg]

'N hugs to you too you obviously have cast iron nerves I just emailed the link to a friend and apparently frightened the wits out of her dog!

I expected it.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Even though I know it's going to happen it makes me jump everytime!

 

[Homburg]

I didn't even jump. Just chuckled a bit.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

oh well you're a roughie toughie!

 

[Homburg]

oh well you're a roughie toughie!

Eh, just seen that sort of thing enough times to have a sense for it.

You did, however, manage to scare the crap out of MIS, so I am now cross with you.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That messed me up too. And man, I sure wouldn't want to have Hommie cross with me... You better trot a little faster, witchling...

A general w00t:

OUR 300TH PAGE IN THE BISTRO! WOOT!

WITH TWO "VIRGINS" IN IT! (yeah right) WOOT!

There's a whole slew of virgins on the GB today too. What's that about? Do I need to create a new alt?

"definitelynotbijou2009"?

bj

 

[myinnerslut]

Wanders in leaves a morsel and scarpers !

you scared the shit out of me. i was on the phone with Master at the time and all of a sudden *screamed*.

holy shit! scary is so not my thing.

 

[Shankara20]

you scared the shit out of me. i was on the phone with Master at the time and all of a sudden *screamed*.

holy shit! scary is so not my thing.

*sounds of Shank leaving the room to get some TP for himself*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I know, right?

Those things get me every time.

Mean Annie! Now you have to make cookies for us.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Eh, just seen that sort of thing enough times to have a sense for it.

You did, however, manage to scare the crap out of MIS, so I am now cross with you.

Will down on my knees (I have doctors orders never to kneel) head bowed or mouth open help?

you scared the shit out of me. i was on the phone with Master at the time and all of a sudden *screamed*.

holy shit! scary is so not my thing.

Sowwy if it's any consolation it scared the shit out of me too even though I knew what was coming

*sounds of Shank leaving the room to get some TP for himself*

What's TP?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Will down on my knees (I have doctors orders never to kneel) head bowed or mouth open help?

Bet that will at least placate him a bit.

If you're feeling at all subby today, get over here. I'm in the mood to boss people around. And you may as well keep that mouth open.

What's TP?

*giggles*

toilet paper. Bathroom tissue. What do y'all call it?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

What would you like my mouth open on Mistress?

Oh loo roll lol

 

[sassynyc]

*sounds of Shank leaving the room to get some TP for himself*

ahem.....you should visit more often. just sayin'

 

[sassynyc]

HAPPY 300TH!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

What would you like my mouth open on Mistress?

Oh loo roll lol

loo roll! LOL! That's fabulous.

Here I thought it was going to be something all classy and brit like, oh I dunno, water closet assistant tissue or something.

ahem.....you should visit more often. just sayin'

He came in yesterday and let me stuff him like a Thanksgiving turkey.

You should stop by more, your sassiness. You add a certain sparkle. Like the fireworks above.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

He came in yesterday and let me stuff him like a Thanksgiving turkey.

You should stop by more, your sassiness. You add a certain sparkle. Like the fireworks above.

bj

dammit.....and i missed that?
*runs off to scroll the archives for a Shank stuffing*

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i'm sparkly? why thank you.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It's not that far back. YOu better catch up; there've been some rather amusing bits in here lately.

ohai:
I just ran across this in another area of the board, and thought I'd share.

IF you like boys kissing boys, this will send you completely over the edge. IF you don't, don't click.

M'self, I bout lost my damn mind.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

have located bj & shank's shenanigans with crisco and stuffing......
and the frosting on it all, bj's remix to 'milkshake'
ROFLMAO!
*eyes watering*

 

[Shankara20]

*giggles*

toilet paper. Bathroom tissue. What do y'all call it?

bj

my dad called it "ass wipe"