Bistro Bijou

[Shankara20]

ahem.....you should visit more often. just sayin'

'k...

 

[Shankara20]

IF you like boys kissing boys, this will send you completely over the edge.
bj

f'efjpqwoejf....

 

[Shankara20]

*eyes watering*

tissue?

 

[sassynyc]

it's raining Shank sightings.

(thanks for the tissue)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

my dad called it "ass wipe"

Nicely straightforward, that.

Funny, that's what my dad called me.

(*no no, just a punchline. My dad is actually a very nice man*)

f'efjpqwoejf....

But exactly. Thank you.

*leads Annie back out from the walk-in on a collar and leash. The look in her eye is Not At All Submissive*



I need to go soon - there are cheeseburgers at home, and they need me to eat them. Anyone want to take this leash? She's very well behaved. *



bj

* the above is an immense and appalling lie.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's not that far back. YOu better catch up; there've been some rather amusing bits in here lately.

ohai:
I just ran across this in another area of the board, and thought I'd share.

IF you like boys kissing boys, this will send you completely over the edge. IF you don't, don't click.

M'self, I bout lost my damn mind.

bj

You fiddle in some very funny places ........ always well behaved well mostly oh all right then sometimes ......occassionally?

 

[Shankara20]

it's raining Shank sightings.

(thanks for the tissue)

my pleasure - I had them close at hand....

 

[Shankara20]

Nicely straightforward, that.

Funny, that's what my dad called me.

(*no no, just a punchline. My dad is actually a very nice man*)

Mom would send me to the store to purchase "sliced horse cock" and I knew to bring home bologna for dinner...

yum

 

[UnderYourSpell]

pizzle on a plate

 

[Shankara20]

pizzle on a plate

do you want catchup with that?

 

[Homburg]

Will down on my knees (I have doctors orders never to kneel) head bowed or mouth open help?

Ever so lightly placated due to the remarkably singular nature of the offer.

Go make bij happy and we'll call it even.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Placated is a great word.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*Goes and cries in corner* I very sorry and I need to feel safe to come in here seeing as it seems to be pick on Annie time again on another thread. Perhaps I should just go make Ron happy by doing the ironing ... idle hands and all that

 

[Sara Crewe]

*Goes and cries in corner* I very sorry and I need to feel safe to come in here seeing as it seems to be pick on Annie time again on another thread. Perhaps I should just go make Ron happy by doing the ironing ... idle hands and all that

No need to cry. You placated, Homburg. That's a good thing.

Never volunteer to iron. Ironing is the devil's work.

 

[Shankara20]

*Goes and cries in corner* I very sorry and I need to feel safe to come in here seeing as it seems to be pick on Annie time again on another thread. Perhaps I should just go make Ron happy by doing the ironing ... idle hands and all that

Does it help any to have ice cream?

I fell better after ice cream

 

[Sara Crewe]

Does it help any to have ice cream?

I fell better after ice cream

I think that all depends on where you put it.

 

[Tzara]

Ironing is the devil's work.

I've been trying to cast that statement into some kind of naughty context and just can't do it.

I actually don't mind ironing, and basically find it kind of peaceful. Not that I am doing it all the time.

I mean, not.

 

[Shankara20]

I think that all depends on where you put it.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

No need to cry. You placated, Homburg. That's a good thing.

Never volunteer to iron. Ironing is the devil's work.

Only everso lightly and I can't bear him being mad at me

Does it help any to have ice cream?

I fell better after ice cream

Do you happen to have peanut butter? We can't get it over here

I've been trying to cast that statement into some kind of naughty context and just can't do it.

I actually don't mind ironing, and basically find it kind of peaceful. Not that I am doing it all the time.

I mean, not.

I think there is a settee under the ironing waiting to be done and anyway after my car smack it makes my back ache

 

[Shankara20]

Do you happen to have peanut butter? We can't get it over here

sure

come on over, I've got two spoons



someplace






I'll find them once I do the dishes...



later.

 

[Homburg]

*Goes and cries in corner* I very sorry and I need to feel safe to come in here seeing as it seems to be pick on Annie time again on another thread. Perhaps I should just go make Ron happy by doing the ironing ... idle hands and all that

I've lots of ironing that needs doing here. Feel free to come on over and pitch in. I'll move from placated to actively happy with you.

And I've gone from "lightly placated" to simply "placated". Consider yourself forgiven. Go forth and sin no more.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sure

come on over, I've got two spoons



someplace






I'll find them once I do the dishes...



later.

Can I start with my tongue while you're looking?

I've lots of ironing that needs doing here. Feel free to come on over and pitch in. I'll move from placated to actively happy with you.

And I've gone from "lightly placated" to simply "placated". Consider yourself forgiven. Go forth and sin no more.

Yessir thankyou sir ..... ah well enough of that I'm not me when I am being meek n mild

 

[loststar]

I havn't iorned in years, i had kinda forgotten how domestic it makes me feel, its a weird kinda peace like taking the car in for an oil change or scrubing down the bathtub, funny f i weren't so lazy right now there might of been poetry, perhaps some other time

 

[Shankara20]

Can I start with my tongue while you're looking?

by all means - but take it slow so you don't get a headache

 

[champagne1982]

It's not that far back. YOu better catch up; there've been some rather amusing bits in here lately.

ohai:
I just ran across this in another area of the board, and thought I'd share.

IF you like boys kissing boys, this will send you completely over the edge. IF you don't, don't click.

M'self, I bout lost my damn mind.

bj

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm