Bistro Bijou

[Sara Crewe]

Well, I am guessing, of course, but I imagine Sara actually tastes like a rather impertinent cabernet—lots of character, a little rough if not given sufficient time to breathe, but one that packs a rather surprising wallop.

I would not dare suppose she tastes like a bird, let alone a reptile. That would be dangerous.

I love the word impertinent. Fits me to a T.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Legs first so he can't run away but I can still enjoy his screams.

SARAAAAAAA

 

[UnderYourSpell]

As I recall kangaroo was quite beefy

 

[Sara Crewe]

SARAAAAAAA

I promise I won't hurt you.

*grin*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm trying to read between the lines here but I can't decide if you think I'm a coward, a lurking predator or a mortal threat.

Coward, no. And you're hardly lurking, though you've definitely got a scent of predator about you. Mortal threat? I should think anyone with eyes and a brain would be pretty endangered if they wanted to keep their innocence or fidelity around you...

Well, I am guessing, of course, but I imagine Sara actually tastes like a rather impertinent cabernet—lots of character, a little rough if not given sufficient time to breathe, but one that packs a rather surprising wallop.

I would not dare suppose she tastes like a bird, let alone a reptile. That would be dangerous.

I do find it's important to let her breathe. She's a saucy vintage, with an opinionated nose and some distinctly peachy notes.

And the wallop. Yes. There's that.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I promise I won't hurt you.

*grin*

bugga

 

[Sara Crewe]

Coward, no. And you're hardly lurking, though you've definitely got a scent of predator about you. Mortal threat? I should think anyone with eyes and a brain would be pretty endangered if they wanted to keep their innocence or fidelity around you...


I do find it's important to let her breathe. She's a saucy vintage, with an opinionated nose and some distinctly peachy notes.

And the wallop. Yes. There's that.

bj

Damn peachy notes. I thought I had tamped them down.

bugga

You rang?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Damn peachy notes. I thought I had tamped them down.




QUOTE]

I doubt you'd be able to disquise the peachy notes completely.

What's more, I hear Sara's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Damn peachy notes. I thought I had tamped them down.




QUOTE]

I doubt you'd be able to disquise the peachy notes completely.

What's more, I hear Sara's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

bj

That's only 'cause they are scared not to.

 

[Homburg]

Are you a breast man then?

On chicken and turkey, yes. Not so much on frog. I'm not so much on frogs period.

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But we've only just learned that Homburg doesn't eat legs. Odd, that.

bj

Pfft, I only avoid the legs of frogs, chickens, and turkeys. There are legs that I enjoy quite a bit.

Okay, flash bistro poll: how many heads have you pulled or bitten off of things, and which part of the jelly baby / chocolate bunny / gingerbread man do you eat first?

bj

Depends on my mood. If I am feeling kind, head first. If not, then I pull an Uday Hussein and start at the feet. Except for for chocolate bunnies. I always pluck out their little candy eyes first.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That's only 'cause they are scared not to.

Amended lyrics:

Sara's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, 'please don't hurt us'

Depends on my mood. If I am feeling kind, head first. If not, then I pull an Uday Hussein and start at the feet. Except for for chocolate bunnies. I always pluck out their little candy eyes first.

Excellent. It's easier than blindfolding them.

bj

 

[Tzara]

I love the word impertinent. Fits me to a T.

Well, that's appropriate, then.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Amended lyrics:

Sara's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, 'please don't hurt us'




Excellent. It's easier than blindfolding them.

bj

I dunno. The eyes are crunchy. I think I would melt some chocolate and drip it into their eyes. Soften them up.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well, that's appropriate, then.

That's what I was thinkin'.

 

[Tzara]

That's what I was thinkin'.

I was hoping, though, for it fitting you more like a

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than a

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but I guess that was simply overreaching on my part.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I actually rather liked ostrich. Venison is gamey. Ostrich, not so much. IMO, obviously.

mmmmmm Bambi burgers

 

[Tzara]

mmmmmm Bambi burgers

No, no. Over gamey. Well, and there's that guilt factor, too. I mean—it's Bambi's Mother!

Mostly, though, it's the over-gamey thing. Sorry, Disneyfiers.

Bison burgers, though, are pretty good. Very lean, though.

 

[Sara Crewe]

No, no. Over gamey. Well, and there's that guilt factor, too. I mean—it's Bambi's Mother!

Mostly, though, it's the over-gamey thing. Sorry, Disneyfiers.

Bison burgers, though, are pretty good. Very lean, though.

Y'all need to stop eating things with faces.


Night peeps.

xo

 

[Homburg]

Excellent. It's easier than blindfolding them.

bj

Precisely

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I dunno. The eyes are crunchy. I think I would melt some chocolate and drip it into their eyes. Soften them up.

Crunchy = noisy when eaten

Chocolate bunnies have long, slender, sensitive ears.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Y'all need to stop eating things with faces.


Night peeps.

xo

Does that include you?

and broccoli has a soul.

VEGETABLE RIGHTS NOW!
ONLY EAT THINGS THAT HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE!

Precisely

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Crunchy = noisy when eaten

Chocolate bunnies have long, slender, sensitive ears.

That defines me as crunchy.

I also must go. it's been a slice.

of venison.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Y'all need to stop eating things with faces.


Night peeps.

xo

One of my favourite diets to tell people about when they want simple dietary advice is the "Greenface" diet. Simply put, you only eat things what are green, or had a face, or came pretty closely from something that had a face. So greens, meat, eggs, dairy, and that's pretty much it. It's not perfect or all encompassing as some "green" feeds can be less than perfect choices, but it is dead simple, and will be a helluva lot healthier than what most people eat.

Just riffing off the eating faces thing.

 

[Tzara]

Y'all need to stop eating things with faces.


Night peeps.

xo

I had a memorable dinner with someone where she ordered trout and it was delivered as a whole fish—trouty face and all. We had to place a napkin over the face before said person could devour the body.

That seemed a little weird to me.

I have a niece who is a strict vegetarian. Up and decided at, like, the age of twelve that she did not want to eat animals. Might have been earlier than that. I don't remember.

I'm told that is actually quite common among vegetarians—that they decide at a very young age that is what they want to do. I have no objections to this, of course. I rather kind of admire it.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do you realise that beans are tied up 24 hours a day!!!! I used to eat a lot of bambi burgers at one time ermmmmm I used to know a poacher!
BTW Homb have you got a hairy ass?

 

[Tzara]

Does that include you?

Well, we certainly hope not, but here "eat" is actually non-consumptive.

Kind of.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I was a veggie for about a year (I drove my mother up the wall saying I didn't eat dead bodies!) but in the end I started getting cravings for sausages I still don't eat an awful amount of meat and quite often go for the veggie choice on a menu