UnderYourSpell
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P.S I am in need of a shave any offers?
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Shankara20
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damn it!
damn it!
damn it!
a post like this makes a mess of me all day - I tend to get all, well, subbie and go bottom-and-such (one of the problems of being a Bi-Switch
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UnderYourSpell
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Hey I must be one of those too we can start a club need to think of a good name for it tho ....
biswitchers?
biswitchers?
Shankara20
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there was a magazine for bi's a few years ago called "Anything That Moves"....
but that lacks a certain, shall we say, "class"...
unpredictablebijou
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damn it!
damn it!
damn it!
a post like this makes a mess of me all day - I tend to get all, well, subbie and go bottom-and-such (one of the problems of being a Bi-Switch
Y'know, if you were the one holding the razor, I might allow myself to be shaved. That would be sorta hawt.
I do have a shiny new subbie toy but don't tell anybody okay? I'm trying really hard not to be too smug about it.
bj
Shankara20
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ok - so now I gota go tot he office bathroom and lock the door for a while...
WHAT!
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
WHERE DO YOU PUT IT?
WILL YOU USE IT ON ME?
opps - sorry 'bout that last one....
unpredictablebijou
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ok - so now I gota go tot he office bathroom and lock the door for a while...
WHAT!
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
WHERE DO YOU PUT IT?
WILL YOU USE IT ON ME?
opps - sorry 'bout that last one....
*evil grin*
I do so love having that effect on you. You wear it so well, after all.
Actually, there's one I may drag over to the BDSM board later when he's more often on line, but as to those other kinds of toys, the ones I'd use on you, given half a chance and a nickel... hmmmm.
*off in lala land*
bj
UnderYourSpell
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Is it the two legged variety?
unpredictablebijou
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*hums absently, bats eyelashes, attempts to look innocent and fails miserably*
mm-hmm....
but I try not to flog and tell.
bj
mm-hmm....
but I try not to flog and tell.
bj
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Well, to quote an article originally published in the Southern Medical Journal: In addition to dermatomycosis, contact urticaria has been associated with the African pygmy hedgehog, possibly relating to hypersensitivity to hedgehog saliva, which they spit on quills when assuming a defensive posture. That suggests that Homburg may have had an allergic reaction to the cute little spud's spit.
(Note: Contact Utricaria is an inflammatory reaction in the skin, often caused by allergy.)
The symptoms Dr. H. describes sound much more like an allergic reaction than fleas.
Happens.
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a post like this makes a mess of me all day - I tend to get all, well, subbie and go bottom-and-such (one of the problems of being a Bi-Switch
Shaving is another one of those cool activities (like oral sex) that can be done in either toppy or bottomy manner. It can be service and adoration, or simply a matter of grooming your property. Good stuff.
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That is hilarious
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Good on ya!!
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As I don't really itch from flea bites, I would agree. Well, I don't itch from the sort of fleas that I'v encountered on cats. Sand fleas cause me to itch like mad. Make sex between the dunes an itchy prospect.
UnderYourSpell
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Plus the sand gets everywhere ... all those important little places!
myinnerslut
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Eh, depends on timing, and whether or not you go in the water. That said, the phrase "sand in your vagina" takes on a whole new meaning once you've experienced it. Well, experienced the side effect in my case, and it was an abrasive reminder that, no, I'm still not a masochist.
I did continue though. Not going to let a little sandy cooter stop me.
ETA: Dammit, forgot to log MIS out. This is Homburg. I'm up here visiting and am using her laptop. Blast.
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UnderYourSpell
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I was on a nudist beach one time in Majorca and I notice one or two men (well you gotta haven't you and no we wasn't nude we just wandered in accidently) were uncut and I thought ouchhhhhh sand under the foreskin!!
unpredictablebijou
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"Little sandy cooter" would be a damn fine nickname.
i'm a bit picky when it comes to outdoor locations. I don't like to be distracted, so the temperature needs to be perfect, and it has to be truly private (SO not an exhibitionist) and there needs to be a complete absence of things like chiggers and sand and burrs and stuff like that. An indoor environment is so much easier to control.
Oh it was a lovely night last night, and promises to be most excellent tonight too. I want to see everyone's costume pictures!!!
bj
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Funnily enough (or not lol ) I would love to be watched altho can't say I fancy dogging
Shankara20
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all the little inconveniences aside - I love it outside. alone or with a playmate - and I so have no place to do same
aside from the every-now-and-then drive around in the buff....
Shankara20
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I also would love to be watched. Dogging I only know from the web...
UnderYourSpell
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You ride around in the buff??!!
Do you have dogging in the US too?
Do you have dogging in the US too?
Shankara20
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You ride around in the buff??!!
Do you have dogging in the US too?
At times I do go for a drive in my truck in the buff, yes. I am high enough above other drivers that I am not noticed.
I don't know enough about dogging to say - is there anything you can tell me about what it is like?
UnderYourSpell
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As far as I can gather it's going to carparks and the like at night and having sex in the car while others watch and occassionally join in!
unpredictablebijou
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Wow. I'm sure it happens here too, but I've never heard a slang term for it specifically. I do like knowing the names for things.
How was everyone's Halloween?
bj
How was everyone's Halloween?
bj
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Went to a late halloween party today ages ranging from 8 to 71 ! Lots of silly hats sausages and a chocolate blancmange bunny on green jelly grass! Not sure what you call blancmange but I suppose the other is jello to you! Oh and being very silly in the car park with hand held sparklers (fireworks) until a neighbour deliberately locked us out!
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My Halloween was fun. I went to a 3 day party and got to dress up in outrageous (for me) outfits.
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Hypersensitivity to Hedgehog Spit?
Not one that comes up in everyday negotiations.
Latex allergy? Yes? Check.
Strawberry allergy? No? Check.
Cat/dog allergy? Check.
Pollen allergy? Check.
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Hedgehog Spit allergy?
Not one that comes up in everyday negotiations.
Latex allergy? Yes? Check.
Strawberry allergy? No? Check.
Cat/dog allergy? Check.
Pollen allergy? Check.
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Hedgehog Spit allergy?
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