Bistro Bijou

[Shankara20]

Something told me you would be.

I mean, logically, voting should be clothing optional. Since only people over 18 can vote, polling places should be adults-only by default. So nude voting makes sense.

I was thinking this morning about writing a song called "Red State Blues" about being a tiny blue spark in a sea of red.

But then I got distracted by a shiny object, so I guess someone else will have to actually write the song.

bj

nothing is more painful in a bad way then to get all excited about a state going blue only to go red at the last moment, it leads to a very painful condition called not-turning-blue-balls...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

that is the sort of crazy I respect...





I had better get busy building up my frequent flyer miles -

what about those metal detectors? Naked I might set then all off.....

Heyyy I just thought I get overwhelming desires to kiss bald heads too I wonder what Freud would have made of that ?

 

[Shankara20]

Heyyy I just thought I get overwhelming desires to kiss bald heads too I wonder what Freud would have made of that ?

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

nothing is more painful in a bad way then to get all excited about a state going blue only to go red at the last moment, it leads to a very painful condition called not-turning-blue-balls...

LOL! Don't we know it. Let's have a Big Blue Ball fundraiser for the next election, to encourage our state's sexier element to vote well.

Heyyy I just thought I get overwhelming desires to kiss bald heads too I wonder what Freud would have made of that ?

It means you're a size queen. heh heh.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.....

I like a puff or two at one of those too .....

LOL! Don't we know it. Let's have a Big Blue Ball fundraiser for the next election, to encourage our state's sexier element to vote well.





It means you're a size queen. heh heh.

bj

Not me ouchhhhhh I'm too small ......

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I like a puff or two at one of those too .....



Not me ouchhhhhh I'm too small ......

I'm a fan of the occasional cigar myself. For my fortieth birthday, I got into a bubble bath, fully clothed, wearing my cowboy hat, and smoked a fine see-gar. I've always wanted to do that. I don't know why.


And we were talking about your mouth, darling. Somehow I suspect that can be pretty, um, accomodating.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You saying I have a big mouth ?!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You saying I have a big mouth ?!!

Not as big as mine, of course. But that covers a lot of range.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Shank do you care to test out the biggest mouth here?!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm still thinking about the Nude Party.

If we were allowed to vote twice, I could have one of the little "I voted!" stickers for each nipple. Patriotic pasties!

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*vote In The Nude And Show Us What You're Made Of*
*vote In The Nude And Stand Up For Your Beliefs*
*vote In The Nude And No Slacking*

 

[Shankara20]

Shank do you care to test out the biggest mouth here?!

oh dear - I think I just stained my panties

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*vote In The Nude And Show Us What You're Made Of*
*vote In The Nude And Stand Up For Your Beliefs*
*vote In The Nude And No Slacking*

Yay! *laughing*

The Naked Party. Where every State is a Swing State.

Handily, you can tell whether men vote right or left.

bj

eta: Shanka-ji, I can't speak for Annie, but for me you can leave the piercings in. I think they'd make for a very interesting challenge.

 

[Shankara20]

Yay! *laughing*

The Naked Party. Where every State is a Swing State.

Handily, you can tell whether men vote right or left.

bj

eta: Shanka-ji, I can't speak for Annie, but for me you can leave the piercings in. I think they'd make for a very interesting challenge.

What about men who vote a split ticket?

piercings in
piercings out
in
out
in - out
inout
inout

ok now I've gone and gotten all riled up again....

 

[the Snood]

Originally Posted by Sara Crewe View Post
Just grab Hom and blindfold him.

And then run.

Fast.

****************

nope, none at all. i was just asking for sara, who did have an interest. i believe i pointed out that it was a bad idea and never said i actually wanted to do it

Hmmm... sounds rather akin to the "pour and run" method of cooking meth. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

Snood

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Snoody where have you been ?!!!!!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

What about men who vote a split ticket?

piercings in
piercings out
in
out
in - out
inout
inout

ok now I've gone and gotten all riled up again....

I've seen those split ticket guys on your thread. They kinda give me the squidges. I say, pick a party, dammit.

It's great fun to rile you up. You make such lovely noises.

Hmmm... sounds rather akin to the "pour and run" method of cooking meth. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

Snood

Dear god. Not the sort of metaphor I'd have come up with just off the toppa my head. But not necessarily inaccurate where Homburg is concerned. I think of it more as "poking the bear" though.

bj

 

[the Snood]

Dis 'n' dat

Snoody where have you been ?!!!!!!

Well, I've been to Turkey, the Caucuses, Russia, Australia, Spain, through England (never got out of Heathrow), New Zealand, Mexico through Chile, Antarctica (employment, not as a ^$%&$ tourist), Canada - Oh wait; that's not what you meant.

In all seriousness I've been kept largely away from the 'net by life, which is paradoxical as much of my life in the seventies was spent building it.

That, and irritation at having to cross the street to go from the juicy to the dry places and back.

That whole no play within three hundred metres of school zone edict really did give me a rash.

So, I've been away.

However, I'm fond of this place and the denizens herein, and will make every attempt to get to a wifi hotspot with greater regularity.

Hi, all!

Snood

 

[Shankara20]

It's great fun to rile you up. You make such lovely noises.

bj

you like the rhythmic clanking of stainless steel rings, do you?

 

[the Snood]

Materials science

you like the rhythmic clanking of stainless steel rings, do you?

I prefer forged, ductile iron.

It's just soft enough that they can distort it slightly, thus giving them false hope. Further, the texture is more interesting, and the medieval quality doesn't hurt.

Snood

 

[the Snood]

Hmmm...

Something told me you would be.

I mean, logically, voting should be clothing optional. Since only people over 18 can vote, polling places should be adults-only by default. So nude voting makes sense.

I was thinking this morning about writing a song called "Red State Blues" about being a tiny blue spark in a sea of red.

But then I got distracted by a shiny object, so I guess someone else will have to actually write the song.

bj

You cannot vote naked because it would be electioneering.

It advertises the Moroff party, and thus upsets the Morons.

Snood

May the Red Menace soon collectively sing the Blues

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Ewww well if there is nude voting, at least I want footwear (never know what one might step in once one draws the curtains)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

, ...been to the Caucuses, ...

Hi, all!

Snood

Both Democratic and Republican?

What are you, bisexual?

you like the rhythmic clanking of stainless steel rings, do you?

That too. But i'm really into the yelping and moaning. And hearing my name in that petulant and petitionary way...

really auditory.

really.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Ewww well if there is nude voting, at least I want footwear (never know what one might step in once one draws the curtains)

We don't have curtains here. Just little "Privacy barriers". No kidding,t hat's what they're called.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

::runs through the bistro wearing only an American flag-themed paper tablecloth whilst blowing a noisemaker:: Yay Ohio!!