Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

trying to figure out the rhythm of the rope here - would love to jump in and say "hi there, nice to meet you" - feeling less like I'm joining in verbal hopscotch & more like I'm into voyeurism.



I'll take you up on the hot cocoa, though!

Hello miss t and welcome you've come to the right place if you want to try out a little voyeurism lol

 

[miss_trust]

welcome -
there are times the flow of conversation here is just wonderful, delightful actually

flowing like poetry and find wine...

then I shop up and jumble everything up into a mess

voyeurism is a fine activity as long as there are a few exhibitionists around.

enjoy the cocoa

jumbled messes are at least fun to untangle or just sit back and watch I'm hoping (& thinking) there are plenty of people here who enjoy being watched and that suits me fine - while I prefer engaging and joining, I am always leery of jumping into new groups too quickly (I have a history of hitting my head on rocks). Oh, as much as I adore chocolate, me thinks the cocoa is divine!

Hello miss t and welcome you've come to the right place if you want to try out a little voyeurism lol

Well, I'm pretty darned happy I can crawl into a quiet corner & observe from a safe distance. Although, some of the posters here make me think safe distances don't really exist... but that's actually ok with me anyway sometimes safety is overrated

 

[Shankara20]

Is it safe two let you loose around parsnips?!!

I have to very distinct lives -
one in the past as a chef and one now as a pervert.
I have a passion for food.
I have a passion for sex.

I can enjoy food as food and only fool.
I can enjoy sex as sex and only sex.

yes, your parsnips are safe (as far as being ravished that is)






well come to think of it - in moments of fatigue I have gotten confused and eaten my sex and screwed my food..... , so if you have any melon you had better keep an eye out for yours truly...

 

[Shankara20]

j I'm hoping (& thinking) there are plenty of people here who enjoy being watched

me! me! pick me!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I have to very distinct lives -
one in the past as a chef and one now as a pervert.
I have a passion for food.
I have a passion for sex.

I can enjoy food as food and only fool.
I can enjoy sex as sex and only sex.

yes, your parsnips are safe (as far as being ravished that is)






well come to think of it - in moments of fatigue I have gotten confused and eaten my sex and screwed my food..... , so if you have any melon you had better keep an eye out for yours truly...

*Keeps a close eye on my 'melons'*

 

[miss_trust]

indeed, good sir, indeed!

me! me! pick me!

Oh, you're not going to be missed - you've been picked, most assuredly... like the veggies of previous posts that were relieved of their vine-y constraints - I'd play Duck Duck Goose with you but am aware of the possibility you may very well do some goosing!

 

[Shankara20]

*Keeps a close eye on my 'melons'*

and lovely they are, your melons, I say! Indeed!

 

[Shankara20]

Oh, you're not going to be missed - you've been picked, most assuredly... like the veggies of previous posts that were relieved of their vine-y constraints - I'd play Duck Duck Goose with you but am aware of the possibility you may very well do some goosing!

quack! quack! honk!,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

 

[miss_trust]

quack! quack! honk!,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

Duck Duck Honk! oh my - what, precisely, is being honked here? Wait, maybe mystery is better than knowing. Oh, well... maybe not...

 

[Shankara20]

Duck Duck Honk! oh my - what, precisely, is being honked here? Wait, maybe mystery is better than knowing. Oh, well... maybe not...

well, at some times a goose sounds like "honk!"

at other times a goose sounds "MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm"

 

[miss_trust]

well, at some times a goose sounds like "honk!"

at other times a goose sounds "MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm"

so precisely what, where and by whom is of no consequence... I like the MMMMmmmmm better than the honk: I might get flashbacks of NYU and the cabbies gone wild - never a good "honk!"

 

[sassynyc]

I got that way 15 years ago after my first love affair with an English cucumber





and I am not talking about a salad with or without cream

i tried to click the 'salad' and it just said FORBIDDEN what the hell was in that salad?

trying to figure out the rhythm of the rope here - would love to jump in and say "hi there, nice to meet you" - feeling less like I'm joining in verbal hopscotch & more like I'm into voyeurism.



I'll take you up on the hot cocoa, though!

welcome miss trust

I'll keep you away from my greenhouse then altho my cucumbers tend to be on the prickly side .. ouchhhh



Is it safe to let you loose around parsnips?!!

are you trying to deter him or encourage him?

hi Shank

 

[Shankara20]

i tried to click the 'salad' and it just said FORBIDDEN what the hell was in that salad?

welcome miss trust

are you trying to deter him or encourage him?

hi Shank

*sigh*

can you see this salad?

Posting the pics directly sorta takes the mystery out of things, doesn't it?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

i've got a cup of hot cocoa, and there is more to share, anyone want some?

I'm all about some cocoa today. Man, this Kansas sky is just phenomenal! All blustery and every possible shade and weather going on within sight of us.

trying to figure out the rhythm of the rope here - would love to jump in and say "hi there, nice to meet you" - feeling less like I'm joining in verbal hopscotch & more like I'm into voyeurism.



I'll take you up on the hot cocoa, though!

Hello dear, and welcome!

If you find yourself inspired to leap in, you might check the first post in the Bistro thread and hit the link for one of the surveys. You can "Quote" and then put your own answers in. Theoretically, they're kinda fun. Or at least that was the goal.

welcome -
there are times the flow of conversation here is just wonderful, delightful actually

flowing like poetry and find wine...

then I shop up and jumble everything up into a mess

voyeurism is a fine activity as long as there are a few exhibitionists around.

enjoy the cocoa

You, baby, always make this place more amusing and fabulous.
So glad to see you today. I like having my peeps around me at the moment.

I'll keep you away from my greenhouse then altho my cucumbers tend to be on the prickly side .. ouchhhh



Is it safe to let you loose around parsnips?!!

By no means should you let Shankara or I loose around parsnips.

I have to very distinct lives -
one in the past as a chef and one now as a pervert.
I have a passion for food.
I have a passion for sex.

I can enjoy food as food and only fool.
I can enjoy sex as sex and only sex.

yes, your parsnips are safe (as far as being ravished that is)






well come to think of it - in moments of fatigue I have gotten confused and eaten my sex and screwed my food..... , so if you have any melon you had better keep an eye out for yours truly...

Just remember. You're not allowed to play with your food until you've eaten all your toys. *reckless eyebrows*

*Keeps a close eye on my 'melons'*

As do we all, dear. As do we all.

Hi everybody! How's yer buzz?



bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

i tried to click the 'salad' and it just said FORBIDDEN what the hell was in that salad?

welcome miss trust

are you trying to deter him or encourage him?

hi Shank

FORBIDDEN SALAD!

LOL!

I can only imagine. That should probably go onto the Bistro menu.

bj

 

[miss_trust]

i tried to click the 'salad' and it just said FORBIDDEN what the hell was in that salad?

welcome miss trust

Thanks for the welcome - much obliged friendly bunch, this.

 

[Shankara20]

Just remember. You're not allowed to play with your food until you've eaten all your toys. *reckless eyebrows*

bj

and you do remember what I did to the watermelon just before I did this - right!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

and you do remember what I did to the watermelon just before I did this - right!

Remember?


I saved it to my jpeg file. Right next to the naked Harry Potter pic.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

Remember?


I saved it to my jpeg file. Right next to the naked Harry Potter pic.

bj

hee hee *blush*


It does take Gallagher's act in a slightly X-rated bent directions - but in both his and my act the front two rows of the audience needs some sort of protection from flying fluids

 

[Shankara20]

oh god - see what happens when I can't get motivated to do the work on my desk! I post stuff like that last one!

I must head out in a moment or two to make a presentation for work - I'll be back later I expect.

 

[miss_trust]

Hello dear, and welcome!

If you find yourself inspired to leap in, you might check the first post in the Bistro thread and hit the link for one of the surveys. You can "Quote" and then put your own answers in. Theoretically, they're kinda fun. Or at least that was the goal.

bj

well, since they are there and I am here and in the mood to think through someone else's questions, I'll have a go! I shall return (after bobbing for apples in the form of surveys and answers).

 

[unpredictablebijou]

oh god - see what happens when I can't get motivated to do the work on my desk! I post stuff like that last one!

I must head out in a moment or two to make a presentation for work - I'll be back later I expect.

That was hilarious and wonderful!

You should be un-motivated, or perhaps just alternatively motivated, more often, darling.

bj

 

[miss_trust]

* Favorite soup for cold weather? potato, chilled mango w/coconut & essence of lime or butternut squash anything mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

* Celebrity Lapdance: Who would you choose? Jack Black --> he'd laugh as much as I & that'd make it worthwhile

* Best poet for cheering you up when you've lost your mojo? (Can be a poet on this board or one of those Regular Famous Ones) Edgar Allan Poe, Edward Lear (esp The Jumblies) and Lord Tennyson

* What's that one thing you've been trying to write a poem about for ages but can't quite make it work yet? life

* You walk into a bar and the first song you hear on the jukebox proves that you're definitely in the right place. What song is it? Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (Flaming Lips) or maybe almost any Dire Straits song... oh... sugar... maybe something by the Indigo Girls... crap - I love techno... maybe something like that? oh god... wait - maybe jazz! argh... i have no clue... If the music's playing and it's not all regurgitated crap sung to rehashed notes & chords, I'll probably be pretty darned happy.

* What's the finest compliment you ever got? Your flaws are what make you perfect.

 

[sassynyc]

*sigh*

can you see this salad?

Posting the pics directly sorta takes the mystery out of things, doesn't it?

i agree....i'm all for the mystery. but guess what? i can't see this pic either.....just a X apparently (though i always see your other pics) the pixel gods have deemed you too filthy for my computer. If it's possible, I like you even more than when we first met.

FORBIDDEN SALAD!

LOL!

I can only imagine. That should probably go onto the Bistro menu.

bj

Daily Feature on the Pre-Fix Lunch Menu
Shank's Tossed Salad
House Special

We'll only use your special select blend of suggestive produce
If you haven't seen them, go back a page....your own personal produce stand

I like it. We should have menus priinted up right a way.
I do have slight concerns about the ingredients of the house dressing.....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

* You walk into a bar and the first song you hear on the jukebox proves that you're definitely in the right place. What song is it? Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (Flaming Lips) or maybe almost any Dire Straits song... oh... sugar... maybe something by the Indigo Girls... crap - I love techno... maybe something like that? oh god... wait - maybe jazz! argh... i have no clue... If the music's playing and it's not all regurgitated crap sung to rehashed notes & chords, I'll probably be pretty darned happy.

Excellent answers! You and I have similar musical tastes, I see.

YOu might dig on, and even find you want to contribute to, this thread. Or this one.

Daily Feature on the Pre-Fix Lunch Menu
Shank's Tossed Salad
House Special

We'll only use your special select blend of suggestive produce
If you haven't seen them, go back a page....your own personal produce stand

I like it. We should have menus priinted up right a way.
I do have slight concerns about the ingredients of the house dressing.....

*coffeespew* and a lawl.

Myself, I have enormous concerns about the house dressing.
But I bet I'll love it.


bj