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unpredictablebijou said:
All this and he can cook.

*applause, eyebrow waggling*

And no, Shanka-ji. You have a scandalous rep, of course, but you're not quite the Troublemaker I'm known to be.

Be a good chef, now, and enjoy your evening.
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*sigh* I rushed the pot roast and it was not tender *sigh*

*Shank hanging head in shame*



:eek:
 
Shankara20 said:
struggle
struggle
struggle
struggle
struggle
struggle
struggle
struggle
*sounds of Shank resisting urge to post pics of his peepee with a burning candle stuck in its head*
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You'll shock the day customers, darling.

But send me a link.

heh.

UnderYourSpell said:
can't be worse that that bloody hairy arse
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Some of us think that hairy arse is just adorable. But I love how you complain about it.

methinks she doth protest too much.
 
Is it one of those trick candles that relights? I can see panic settling on as it burns down. :D

Tzara, I can't see that devise getting many dates for the penis owner.
 
Shankara20 said:
link "happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happ....." several years ago ;)
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That just makes me want to sing, Shank. Um, quickly--afore that flame burns too far down.

Also inspires me to quote Edna St. Vincent Millay:
My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light.​
Though however wild Ms. Millay might have been, I doubt she was thinking of that image.

Nice tattoo, by the way.
 
Tristesse2 said:
Tzara, I can't see that devise getting many dates for the penis owner.
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Well, it's not me, but I find it interesting how different members troll for friends.

I am so not doing that one, but perhaps Kansas (I think that's where our Shankie lives) is more "out there" than Seattle.

At least more out there than my neighborhood, where "hot" means you drink recovered rainwater.
 
Tzara said:
perhaps Kansas (I think that's where our Shankie lives) is more "out there" than Seattle.
.
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Way.




Way more out there.

Wish i could stay, but the grrrltribe is gathering for a supreme dream of a sexy storm, and I'm playing the lightning rod in this scene.

Happy birthday to EVERYONE.
 
*pokes head in*

Lovely place, Bijou dear, but I can only stay for a moment.

Shankara20 said:
*sigh* I rushed the pot roast and it was not tender *sigh*

*Shank hanging head in shame*



:eek:
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I think I outdid you last week. I was making a rice and chicken mix in the crock pot, and put it on High rather than Low.

Scraping the burnt chicken off was not exactly fun. :rolleyes:

Still, I think I made up for it last night. Parmesan chicken (not the usual version, but rather chicken breasts breaded in a mixture of parmesan and romano cheese) with boiled red potatoes and green beans. With some toasted garlic bread, natch. ;)

It's pizza (homemade, thankyouverymuch) and brownies tonight. I'm apparently in an Italian frame of mind.

Speaking of dinner, I must dash out again if I'm to get my workout in before cooking time. *waves*
 
UnderYourSpell said:
wear a t shirt lol tho I expect there are certain 'things' that would take my mind off it .......
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but but but - if the t-shirt covers my god-awful hairy bum other more interesting parts, parts that I tend to keep trimmed nice and neat, will be covered as well...
 
Arkhilokhus said:
*pokes head in*

Lovely place, Bijou dear, but I can only stay for a moment.


I think I outdid you last week. I was making a rice and chicken mix in the crock pot, and put it on High rather than Low.

Scraping the burnt chicken off was not exactly fun. :rolleyes:

Still, I think I made up for it last night. Parmesan chicken (not the usual version, but rather chicken breasts breaded in a mixture of parmesan and romano cheese) with boiled red potatoes and green beans. With some toasted garlic bread, natch. ;)

It's pizza (homemade, thankyouverymuch) and brownies tonight. I'm apparently in an Italian frame of mind.

Speaking of dinner, I must dash out again if I'm to get my workout in before cooking time. *waves*
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Hello *\o waves back looking bemused* have you got permission to be out?

Shankara20 said:
but but but - if the t-shirt covers my god-awful hairy bum other more interesting parts, parts that I tend to keep trimmed nice and neat, will be covered as well...
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oops sorry didn't I make myself clear? it's to cover your god-awful hairy back not the nether regions
 
UnderYourSpell said:
oops sorry didn't I make myself clear? it's to cover your god-awful hairy back not the nether regions
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oh-thank-goddess

now just to make sure I've got it correct
cover my god-awful hairy back at all times
uncover my god-awful hairy bum if the other nether regions are in use

correct?

:cool:
 
Shankara20 said:
oh-thank-goddess

now just to make sure I've got it correct
cover my god-awful hairy back at all times
uncover my god-awful hairy bum if the other nether regions are in use

correct?

:cool:
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correct ........ I think unless .... erm do you get dommy?
 
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