Bizarre Dreams

[Munachi]

one of the scariest dreams actually was the following:

i was in a house with some people, one of which was the guy i was living with at the time. we knew someone was looking for us, and we were looking for him, knowing he'd so something horrible if he found us first... nothing really happened but it was this tense and scary atmosphere.

then i woke up, and found bf lying in bed next to me. i felt so relieved.

then he turned his face towards me, and suddenly started having this really evil grin that then turned into a scary clown-like mask.

then i woke up screaming.



what i think is, that i probably woke up, saw him, and fell asleep right away again continuing to dream what i just saw. but i couldn't get that out of my head for ages.

 

[Insensate Mist]

Australia
To dream about or that you are in Australia, suggests that you feel that you are being pulled toward opposite directions. The dream may also indicate self-exploration into your natural and uninhibited self. Often referred to as the land down under, the dream may be a metaphor to represent your unconscious and your underlying thoughts.

... or I might just live there, nimrod.

Does this dream hold true for someone who lives in Australia?

 

[BXGemini20]

The weirdest dream I was with some college friends. We end going inside this house. We all decide to be nosy and look around. I ended up being paired up with this girl I have a crush on. The two of us look around and suddenly we hear screams of our friends. Next thing we know it is the two of us left. She gets mad scare and hold my hand. Next thing I remember is trying to get the hell out of the house.

 

[Munachi]

Weird dream last night...

Can't post the first half of it, it's a bit against the lit rules.

In the second half, I found I was in my bed and appearantly someone was fingering me both in my ass and in my pussy, but I was half asleep and couldn't figure out who it was, wasn't even sure if it was a guy or a girl. I thought maybe I got drunk last night and took someone home but couldn't even remember drinking. Then I almost saw the person in question but someone else, who appearantly was in the bed too did put his hand in front of my face so I couldn't see. Then I realized it were two guys I knew (though nobody from real life) and I knew they were both gay, and a couple. I did wonder a bit what I was doing in bed with them. Then one got up and went away, the other started fucking me and saying that actually this wasn't so bad even though I have a hole in the wrong place.

Hm, I guess this might be caused by a gay guy I know recently talking about that maybe he should try sex with a woman once, just so he knows...

 

[pleasteasme]

For a very long time, I had a reocurring dream that someone was trying to kill me. He was chasing me, I was running as fast as I could and he was walking and gaining on me! It was a horrible dream during a very stressful time of my life. I would rather not sleep than have that nightmare ever again.


More recently, I have been having dreams of a much different and more pleasant nature

 

[EJFan]

More recently, I have been having dreams of a much different and more pleasant nature

and this would explain the ill-placed hole in your jeans that you discovered a few months back?

 

[Eilan]

I had another one of those tooth dreams. One of my molars got loose and fell out. I woke up and stuck my fingers in my mouth to make sure it was still there.

 

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[Eilan]

Was it?

Yup.

 

[EJFan]

Yup.

does this mean a trip to the dentist is in our future?

 

[Eilan]

does this mean a trip to the dentist is in our future?

I'm due to have my teeth cleaned, but I'm being a huge chickenshit about it. I've been so scared of the dentist lately (for NO good reason--my dentist and his staff are wonderful) that it's all I can do to suck it up and take my kids for their checkups.

 

[Quoll]

I'm due to have my teeth cleaned, but I'm being a huge chickenshit about it. I've been so scared of the dentist lately (for NO good reason--mt dentist and his staff are wonderful) that it's all I can do to suck it up and take my kids for their checkups.

You have to wait until the dentist leans over you, then you reach out and gently, but firmly hold his testicles and very politely say to him, "Now we are not going to hurt each other, are we!"

 

[EJFan]

I'm due to have my teeth cleaned, but I'm being a huge chickenshit about it. I've been so scared of the dentist lately (for NO good reason--my dentist and his staff are wonderful) that it's all I can do to suck it up and take my kids for their checkups.

how would you know about your dentist's staff? hmmmm?

all i care about is if the hygenist's hot.

 

[Eilan]

how would you know about your dentist's staff? hmmmm?

all i care about is if the hygenist's hot.

Well, my dentist's staff is big, so it must be wonderful. All hail the wonderful, almighty staff.!


Smartassed perv.

 

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[EJFan]

Unless you're thinking of that Seinfeld episode where the dentist and his staff are tucking in their shirts and buttoning their pants/skirts while Jerry's waking in the chair.

i think he converted to judaism for the jokes!

 

[Eilan]

Eilan:

I noticed you have modified your location to indicate Snarkopolis, Ohio. has there been any confusion with a Snarkopolis from another state?

No, but I like to reduce the possibility of confusion whenever I can.

 

[bobsgirl]

No, but I like to reduce the possibility of confusion whenever I can.

As a fellow Ohioan, thanks for clearing that up. I wouldn't want it to be confused with Snarky Heights which is a suburb of Cleveland.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Thanks a lot, fuckers! Last night I had a dream that one of my molars came apart in like 3 pieces! I've never had a dream like this until I started reading this thread. SO thanks alot! As if my dreams weren't wierd enough.

 

[Insensate Mist]

I dreamt once that I was making out with my best friend's brother. In the dream, I morphed into his body and wound up somehow fucking myself.

 

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[Eilan]

As a fellow Ohioan, thanks for clearing that up. I wouldn't want it to be confused with Snarky Heights which is a suburb of Cleveland.

I think I lived there for a couple of years.

Thanks a lot, fuckers! Last night I had a dream that one of my molars came apart in like 3 pieces! I've never had a dream like this until I started reading this thread.

Not a problem. Misery loves company, fucker!

 

[pleasteasme]

and this would explain the ill-placed hole in your jeans that you discovered a few months back?

I do my best not to sleep in jeans

You have quite a good memory EJ!

Now, here's a question: What color was the bridesmaid dress I had to wear?