Blue balls

conoflex

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While engaged in some very exotic chat sometime ago ,I could not or did not have the opportunity to relieve myself ,my balls hurt bad ,without cumming is there a,quick fix to ease this,
 
I've had a slightly related one where I've been very aroused and die to timezone differences or conflicting schedules I haven't managed to finish and always feel a bit, is hazy the right word?
 
My college friend Steve told me that he eats a banana and drinks cold water when this happens to him. No idea if that will actually help or not.
 
My wife didnt believe me when we got married. If i didnt get it daily i was a mess. Balls hurt etc. Release was my only cure... Now at this point sexless marriage , i hurt , not fun, not as bad as 30 years ago, but if i get a good release wow .I can focus, work and feel a lot better. Good luck
 
WTF? There is no such thing as 'Blue Balls' unless you're some kind of a wimp.

<sarcasm>?But if you do have blue balls get to the emergency room pronto. It could ruin your entire sex life if you don't get the shot right away. What shot? you ask. There are actually two shots. Or is that three. Yes, three. One in each ball to stop them from exploding and then one in the penis so it will stop itching. And if your cock isn't itching, then you really need to got to the ER.</sarcasm> :rolleyes:
 
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My wife didnt believe me when we got married. If i didnt get it daily i was a mess. Balls hurt etc. Release was my only cure... Now at this point sexless marriage , i hurt , not fun, not as bad as 30 years ago, but if i get a good release wow .I can focus, work and feel a lot better. Good luck

It sounds like you used your testicular discomfort to manipulate your wife. Why couldn’t you just masturbate?
 
Mrs Sthrn just loves to give me blue balls... She likes knowing my balls are full and ache. We found that out by accident actually... Plus she loves to slap my balls.... and strangely enough, I have found out that I love having her slap them
She will tease me sometimes for days... even weeks every now and then, just to know my balls are aching for her....We call it "extended foreplay"...
 
Blue balls is just a line boy (yes boys) use to get into someone's panties.
 
My wife didnt believe me when we got married. If i didnt get it daily i was a mess. Balls hurt etc. Release was my only cure... Now at this point sexless marriage , i hurt , not fun, not as bad as 30 years ago, but if i get a good release wow .I can focus, work and feel a lot better. Good luck

PM me when you want a release.
 
Blue balls is just a line boy (yes boys) use to get into someone's panties.


Where’d you get this information. Because I assure you that it is real. Everybody might not get them but I can for 100% tell you it’s real.
 
For a long, long time I didn't believe in "the myth of blue balls." And I have really no excuse since I studied sex in collegiate courses the same way most people study math or literature or history. (Yes, really. My B.S. was aimed at being a Sex Therapist.) But, I was stroking off eight times per day (when I couldn't find a willing partner).

See, the way it works is that the engineering department set this machinery up so that the three fluid components that make up semen at the point of ejaculation are continually manufactured and stored in three collection points. And when those points get full, they get dumped in the form of "nocturnal emission" or "wet dreams" when we are young and hormone addled.

Now, phlebitis is a very real, indisputable condition when the blood pools in an erection for too long and the cells begin to die. However, this takes around four hours. Which I'm given to understand is pretty rare to not go flaccid for four hours without some biochemical stimulation. Somewhere down around 3 or 4 % if I'm remembering right.

But, blue balls? Or more accurately "aching testicles?" Put your big boy britches on and wait it out and it'll get taken care of while you sleep.

Or so I thought.

Boy, was I ever wrong.

About... oh... fourteen months ago? Fifteen? Any road, with several decades past puberty under my belt (all puns intended), I had never in my life looked to anyone else to help me out if I hit that old achy feeling.

And, yeah, for several years there, I had to cum a minimum of eight times in twenty-four hour period to keep it from aching. But, after several decades of living (and loving), I was pretty well alright with three. And then one.

Well, some things went on that are quite frankly nobodies business but mine and hers. And I went a week without cumming before the kids showed up for a visit and I didn't have the opportunity for a couple more days. I didn't think just a whole lot about it beyond the fact that I just couldn't seem to get comfortable between my pants and my thighs pinching.

Until after they left and I realized that my scrotum was the size of my fist. And about the color of a tomato. And, yeah, about the consistency of mushy plums.

Stroked off.

Came.

There was a lot.

And it was bloody. Hematospermia is the technical term.

My old country doc and I worked out a compromise that he didn't get to squeeze them in that pecan cracker grip of his (or stick his size 16 finger up my ass) and I'd piss in a cup (to make sure I hadn't picked up an STD) and then give it about seven days to see if it cleared up.

Most uncomfortable week of my life! And I've had a few. Shingles was no picnic and a pretty close call, but I'm gonna go with having testicles the size of tomatoes on this one.

And every time I would stroke out (on the premise that empty would be better), there was still blood. Until about the fifth day.

Best we could figure (since I still wasn't keen on him checking things out with those linebacker hands) is that the seminal vesicles were damaged by retention and the loss of elasticity of youth.

I blame myself for not seeing that one coming since I'd heard for decades that "an empty prostate is a happy prostate."

And I was pretty careful after that to keep the tubes cleared... until about a year later, just a few months ago. This time, it was only three days. But, that was enough to swell up and cum blood again.

Didn't bother Doc again since I figured he probably wasn't going to let me get away without crushing them in those ham-like hands and probably trying to stick something up my ass. And after about four or five days, it cleared up again.

My advice is, don't bother talking to your gal (assuming you have one) about it, since as you can see they will talk shit about what they don't understand (but will be the first in line to piss on you if you don't 100% commiserate PMS or ovarian cysts or endometriosis). If you're aching and it doesn't get dumped while you sleep, and particularly if there is swelling and discoloration of the scrotum, or difficulty urinating or defecating, stroke that shit out before it becomes a bigger issue like it did for me.
 
Mrs Sthrn just loves to give me blue balls... She likes knowing my balls are full and ache. We found that out by accident actually... Plus she loves to slap my balls.... and strangely enough, I have found out that I love having her slap them
She will tease me sometimes for days... even weeks every now and then, just to know my balls are aching for her....We call it "extended foreplay"...

Your wife and I would get along quite well!
 
Blue balls is just a line boy (yes boys) use to get into someone's panties.

Yeah, and PMS is all in your head.

Sweetpea, don't even shoot your mouth off about something you know nothing about. Not all men get blue balls, but some do. And it fucking hurts.

Fortunately, the cure is pretty easy to come by.
 
.....And it was bloody. Hematospermia is the technical term......

Had it a few times. I've found that it takes five to ten good ejaculations to get rid of it all. Preferably, performed alone.
 
Yeah, and PMS is all in your head.

Sweetpea, don't even shoot your mouth off about something you know nothing about. Not all men get blue balls, but some do. And it fucking hurts.

Fortunately, the cure is pretty easy to come by.

And there's the rub: yes, it's a real condition, but for anybody who has functioning hands it's not one that requires female assistance. Guys who pretend it does are using it as an excuse to pressure women into sex.
 
And there's the rub: yes, it's a real condition, but for anybody who has functioning hands it's not one that requires female assistance. Guys who pretend it does are using it as an excuse to pressure women into sex.

This.
No woman ever is obligated to help you with this condition. That's what porn, lotion and Rosie and her sisters are for ...
 
Wow...

Blue balls is just a line boy (yes boys) use to get into someone's panties.

Blue balls is a real thing, although it's often used as an excuse to manipulate your partner...

The pain comes from buildup in the epididymis (not the testis), and it's easy enough to feel (gently) if they're full or not... Ask any urologist, for example...

I love the comment that PMS is just in your head.
 
Google didn't cough up any pictures of the real deal. I've never experienced it.
 
I did that to myself

I absolutely did that to myself last night, I was horny, knew I was in no position to get off but still wanted a certain ladies attention and ended up being frustrated that my internet cut out on top of not being able to masturbate, sometimes I wonder about myself 🤔
 
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