Bro’s thread

[muddler35]

@barefootgirl69 We are lucky to have you. Best. Mascot. Ever!

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Bumping up the bros from page 4.

I’m done with a 3-day depressing professional exam. Beers on me

 

[Bbl87]

Bumping up the bros from page 4.

I’m done with a 3-day depressing professional exam. Beers on me

3 days? Woof.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Man. I don't want to feel like I'm piling on, but this made me laugh:

 

[barefootgirl69]

Man. I don't want to feel like I'm piling on, but this made me laugh:

Too soon, dude. Too soon.

(And I hope he's okay)

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Too soon, dude. Too soon.

(And I hope he's okay)

I stopped by the liquor store and got something for you. They said all the cool chicks drink this nowadays:

 

[muddler35]

I just had a total broment (patent pending). I walked out of the store and there was a dad and his son (3yo maybe). The kid had a helium balloon that they’d just got from the store. It slipped out of his hands and ended up in the overhang.
It would have been about a 3 foot jump to grab the string.
His dad and I looked up at it, and then at each other.
Me: Maybe 5 years ago.
Him: Probably 10 for me. (To his son) C’mon kid.

We parted ways with feelings of mutual good will.

Poor kid though.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I just had a total broment (patent pending). I walked out of the store and there was a dad and his son (3yo maybe). The kid had a helium balloon that they’d just got from the store. It slipped out of his hands and ended up in the overhang.
It would have been about a 3 foot jump to grab the string.
His dad and I looked up at it, and then at each other.
Me: Maybe 5 years ago.
Him: Probably 10 for me. (To his son) C’mon kid.

We parted ways with feelings of mutual good will.

Poor kid though.

I thought you were going to say that you both worked together to pick his son up, and the son got the balloon...

I totally got it though, especially if he is only three.

I'm glad you have your broment.

 

[muddler35]

I thought you were going to say that you both worked together to pick his son up, and the son got the balloon...

I totally got it though, especially if he is only three.

I'm glad you have your broment.

Well, goddammit! That would have made sense. Where the fuck were you?

Now I feel bad. And really stupid.

 

[muddler35]

I thought you were going to say that you both worked together to pick his son up, and the son got the balloon...

I totally got it though, especially if he is only three.

I'm glad you have your broment.

I have read this post many times. I have given it it’s due consideration and I’ve reached a conclusion.

The older among us know this story.

An eighteen wheeler got wedged under an overpass. Traffic came to a halt. Emergency workers, engineers, bridge construction workers were all on scene. Nobody could figure out what to do. A little girl that was stuck in traffic with her parents said, “Why don’t they just let the air out of the tires?” They did, the truck was dislodged, traffic cleared and life went on.

My point is that you, sir, are like that wiseass little girl. In short, you are a jerk.



ETA @FlyingThruLife is the farthest thing there is from being a jerk. Great guy. I’m just cracking wise.

 

[SixShooter14]

I have read this post many times. I have given it it’s due consideration and I’ve reached a conclusion.

The older among us know this story.

An eighteen wheeler got wedged under an overpass. Traffic came to a halt. Emergency workers, engineers, bridge construction workers were all on scene. Nobody could figure out what to do. A little girl that was stuck in traffic with her parents said, “Why don’t they just let the air out of the tires?” They did, the truck was dislodged, traffic cleared and life went on.

My point is that you, sir, are like that wiseass little girl. In short, you are a jerk.



ETA @FlyingThruLife is the farthest thing there is from being a jerk. Great guy. I’m just cracking wise.

So....what you're saying is....



You should have let the air out of the balloon so it would lower?

 

[muddler35]

So....what you're saying is....



You should have let the air out of the balloon so it would lower?

Et tu Six?

 

[barefootgirl69]

*just sitting back enjoying the "wiseass little girl" comment*

ETA: Personally, I would have asked someone in the store for a ladder, but that's something that's normal in my world. "Excuse me, mister. Can you reach that for me?"

AETA: I think the broment was pretty damn funny, though.

 

[muddler35]

*just sitting back enjoying the "wiseass little girl" comment*

ETA: Personally, I would have asked someone in the store for a ladder, but that's something that's normal in my world. "Excuse me, mister. Can you reach that for me?"

AETA: I think the broment was pretty damn funny, though.

We came, we saw, we gave the fuck up. We’re men dammit.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Hey @barefootgirl69

Do you have black tank top?

We need to try something…

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey @barefootgirl69

Do you have black tank top?

We need to try something…

Nope.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Nope.

Sad

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sad

Probably. Not for me, though. This isn't the thread for it, though.

 

[LexxRuthless]

@muddler35 This made me cry a little:
Poor Daniel Jones.

 

[muddler35]

*pulls you to the corner*

Shhhhhhh...we are supposed to watch and learn!

How’d that work out for you Lil Sis?

 

[barefootgirl69]

How’d that work out for you Lil Sis?

I'm really no good at staying in corners!

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm really no good at staying in corners!

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Digging this up again from 4th page

Happy weekend gents

 

[Nightbird]

Welcome hose head.

Ok so whats this thread about eh?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

It's also just about fun camaraderie, and apparently lots and lots of football talk