Bro’s thread

Please do.

Found where I shared it in another thread, so copy and pasted, haha.

Years ago, when I was in the UK, my friend and I were having a conversation on the train. There was a cute girl sitting across the aisle from us.

Said friend is tall, just like I am. At some point in the conversation, I made the comment, "Ya, one of the down sides of being as big as I am is finding pants that fit."

For the uninitiated American, pants=underpants and trousers=pants in general discussion in the UK, at least to my understanding. And that's how it was understood here.

Said cute girl looks up from her book, and I realize what I said. I laughed and said, "Trousers. I meant trousers." Lead to a good laugh and was a good ice breaker to talking to her for the next couple hours, haha.

If only she knew... 😁😆
 
I'd like to take this opportunity to elaborate once more:

I FUCKING HATE CANCER!
I'll quote one of my favorite YouTube creators, Roanoke Gaming, when he talks about cancer in his movie breakdowns...

Cancer is a biological piece of shit.

Sorry for your loss man.
 
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Alright boys. Stop picturing @barefootgirl69 face down in the pillow having naughty thoughts. She’s our mascot and Little Sister. Y’all are better than that!

(Apparently I’m not though)

I mean, I just learned she's shorter than 5 ft today, and now I'm imagining her shoving her face into a pillow. I won't share my thoughts here, but thoughts will be had. It's part of being a guy. We just don't need to act on them 😏😅
 
I mean, I just learned she's shorter than 5 ft today, and now I'm imagining her shoving her face into a pillow. I won't share my thoughts here, but thoughts will be had. It's part of being a guy. We just don't need to act on them 😏😅
That reminds me of a joke. Almost everything does.

Defendant: Your Honor, if I called you a cock sucker would you throw me in jail?
Judge: Yes. Yes I would.
Defendant: What if I just think that you’re a cock sucker?
Judge: Well, I can’t tell you what to think.
Defendant: Your Honor, I think you’re a cock sucker.

Have fun thoughts, but behave like Gentlemen.
 
Two fucken Monday Night games!?!?

On Sundays, I can watch 5 games at a time, but mondays are for drinking beer and watching one damn game!
 
Sorry I’ve missed the thread a few days men!
I need a chest bump to get back in the swing of things.
 
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