Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her name, Chili Box
Chili will tingle not fulfill
Eggplant is prefered

This made me snort
I didnt even count
Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[MindYaBitness]

This made me snort
I didnt even count
Ha ha ha ha ha

You can't snort gummies
My gummies are for chewing
Ja ja ja ja ja

 

[MindYaBitness]

Satellites speak to
Me in code. Come here, close
They say, Beep Boop

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My fart poem
I can't remember details
Was so good

 

[MindYaBitness]

My fart poem
I can't remember details
Was so good

Methane attaches
To fecal particles makes
Silent but deadly

 

[37_ttej]

I am high AF
Dreaming of specific veggies
The mizzerables wait

I’m very impressed
That high as fuck you can still
Count five seven five!

(or close enough anyways )

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m very impressed
That high as fuck you can still
Count five seven five!

(or close enough anyways )

Hyperfixation
A profound ADHD
Gummies don't temper

 

[37_ttej]

Hyperfixation
A profound ADHD
Gummies don't temper

Yep, I understand.
Attention-to-detail
Remains hard wired.

No quantity of
Psychadelic stimulants
Will change those neurons.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Neuro-spicy is
As the neuro-spicy does
Chili Box likes spice

 

[37_ttej]

Holy shit, MYB,
You really are off your face.
I hope you’re OK.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm a smarty pants
Indeed, 24/7
Gummy or sober

 

[37_ttej]

A slight food coma
From an awesome roast dinner.
Now ready to Lit!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mondays need to stop
My brain is not awake yet
Sadness is in mornings

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I learned in grade school
Everyone's feelings matter
And not just my own

 

[Bry1313]

The perfect dinner
One scoop potatoes, four peas
All ice cream you want

 

[MindYaBitness]

I learned in grade school
Everyone's feelings matter
And not just my own

Grade school teachers lie
To thy own self be true, yes?
Unless it is me

Always be true to
Me monster, I'm best monster
And I share nice boobs

 

[Wand3rlust]

What the actual fuck
are you all talking about?
Weird ass Americans.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You're so romantic
Always plan the perfect date
Don't forget cocoa

 

[Bry1313]

Meet at laundromat
Open wine, sit on dryer
Let the good times roll

 

[Bry1313]

What the actual fuck
are you all talking about?
Weird ass Americans.

The sexiest meal
You can even choose any
Ice cream that you want

 

[Wand3rlust]

The sexiest meal
never ever ever and
ever includes peas.

 

[Bry1313]

What a darn minute
I thought that the English loved
Bright green mushy peas

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ice cream we all scream
Its the best cream there is here
Besides maybe boner lava cream

Unless that is not
Your preferred cream to consume
Then it is ice cream

 

[crazychemgirl]

I learned in grade school
Everyone's feelings matter
And not just my own

Some people don’t care
That they are being horribly
Mean to others in here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The sexiest meal
You can even choose any
Ice cream that you want

You just earned yourself
A foursome with Ben & Jerry
And also Thrifty