Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[37_ttej]

It’s decaf if the
Caffeine’s less than five percent.
I have laaaaaarge coffees.

 

[JKL123]

I'm from Nantucket
Take my dick and suck on it
No okay fuck it

 

[37_ttej]

Well played, sir, well played.
Some cross-thread referencing
Very neatly done.

 

[SimonSex]

Martha’s Vineyard man,
On the other hand, has cash.
What’s in your wallet?

 

[lil_jenni]

Fingers exploring,
Joyful release oh so close—
Screaming babies call!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"your hand brushes mine
And a thousand sensations
seduce me cause I...."

Listening to a song
Realizing they sang haiku
Revive sleepy thread

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I thought that would get
A very different react
Am I losing touch

 

[Bry1313]

You just said sleepy
That is a boost from saying dead
It’s elevated

 

[Wand3rlust]

sorry, what?

 

[Bry1313]

What is going on
Alts writing to each other
Are we one or what

 

[MindYaBitness]

Maple plus bacon
Sexy donuts keep zaftig
Skinny chicks beware

 

[lavendersilk]

I wonder if ""
Is pronounced "Zed, Zed, Zed" when
Wand3r sleeps? Who knows?

 

[positiveflirt]

After yesterday
Kamala Harris can read
Me stories each night

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is going on
Alts writing to each other
Are we one or what

If you are not sure
Then, really, how am I sposed
To know the answer

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wonder if ""
Is pronounced "Zed, Zed, Zed" when
Wand3r sleeps? Who knows?

is not a word,
It's a sound. The same in the
US and UK

However, I sleep
Silently and of course I
Look adorable.

 

[summer_reine]

Demure is not my
Sleep style. I hog the bed and
Snore. I'm single... Weird.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Demure is not my
Sleep style. I hog the bed and
Snore. I'm single... Weird.

When you are single,
You sleep however you wish
To say that you sleep.

 

[Bry1313]

If you are not sure
Then, really, how am I sposed
To know the answer

I can never tell
Which one is the original
And which are the alts

 

[Wriggle]

is not a word,
It's a sound. The same in the
US and UK

However, I sleep
Silently and of course I
Look adorable.

Silently farting?
You lie about snoring, too.
Still adorable.

 

[lavendersilk]

Childless is one.
Cat Lady is two. Swiftie
For life. How 'bout you?

 

[Bry1313]

They will eat the cats
Then they will eat the dogs too
Saw it on Facebook

 

[Wand3rlust]

You really saw that
on Facebook? Just how old, in
Bogey's name, are you?

 

[Apisto42]

Back balls legs aching
Fever chills sweating sickness
This sucks donkey balls

 

[Apisto42]

Lips curves tight softness
Her scent filled the warm fall air
Memories return

 

[37_ttej]

Too tired to rhyme.
Maybe it is coffee time.
Then back to the grime.

… er, grind.