Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[Bry1313]

You really saw that
on Facebook? Just how old, in
Bogey's name, are you?

You missed the debate
Facebook conspiracy shared
By a candidate

 

[Apisto42]

I’m the number one
Sucking Putin’s dick and balls
Vote bigly for me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You missed the debate
Facebook conspiracy shared
By a candidate

We are making fun
Because you still use Facebook
Woosh, over your head

 

[SimonSex]

I’m the number one
Sucking Putin’s dick and balls
Vote bigly for me

He wears the knee pads
When visiting The Kremlin
Vlad “The Impaler”

 

[summer_reine]

And here I thought this
Thread might be free of all the
US bickering

 

[SimonSex]

And here I thought this
Thread might be free of all the
US bickering

Let’s change the channel
There must be something good on
What is your pleasure?

 

[summer_reine]

Trying to decide
If I should poke the bear or
Say something sweet-ish

 

[Sageboundtight]

Falling under the rush
Wanting to be swept away
Feet betray rooted

 

[SimonSex]

I see what you did.
A Scandinavian tongue
might be just the thing

 

[Bry1313]

We are making fun
Because you still use Facebook
Woosh, over your head

You mock a straw man
Generic old fart online
And in a debate

 

[37_ttej]

I see what you did.
A Scandinavian tongue
might be just the thing

Hej du sexede mand!
Be careful what you wish for,
It just might come true.

 

[Sageboundtight]

You going to run
If this crazy shit comes true
Buy a gun or two

MERICA

 

[SimonSex]

Hej du sexede mand!
Be careful what you wish for,
It just might come true.

I just know Volvos
and meatballs from IKEA.
Seems like a good start.

 

[Apisto42]

And here I thought this
Thread might be free of all the
US bickering

I usually stay
Away from our politics
But Orange makes me mad

I had a volvo
Super reliable yes
Till it burned all up

 

[Bry1313]

My old Toyota
Caught debris in the engine
Flames were everywhere

 

[SimonSex]

On the other hand:
Click and Clack used to say, “Where
there’s smoke, there’s a Saab.”

 

[Wand3rlust]

They will eat the cats
Then they will eat the dogs too
Saw it on Facebook

I never quite got
all the fuss about some
guys eating pussy

 

[EbersMoll]

Pets must all quiver
When their owners log on to
The flea’s book website.

 

[Sageboundtight]

On the other hand:
Click and Clack used to say, “Where
there’s smoke, there’s a Saab.”

I love you put that in there. They are priceless.

Lord T will keep us
Safe from hot pies with microchip
Pets come home for dinner

 

[Bry1313]

A meeting at noon
Followed by a 1pm
Lunch is forsaken

 

[Sageboundtight]

Wet dreams my come soon
Make sure to buy detergent
So wash them away

 

[EbersMoll]

Wet dreams my come soon
Make sure to buy detergent
So wash them away

First awakenings
As a teenage boy, dreaming
Of Mrs Alcock

 

[37_ttej]

First awakenings
As a teenage boy, dreaming
Of Mrs Alcock

You are much older
Than I thought you'd be, Ebers.
Still, good for you pal!

 

[summer_reine]

That is a great dress
Could hide an entire man
No wonder the smile

You are much older
Than I thought you'd be, Ebers.
Still, good for you pal!

 

[EbersMoll]

You are much older
Than I thought you'd be, Ebers.
Still, good for you pal!

Crinoline and bone
With a sepia-grained cast
Now that’s real porn!