Can guys be satisfied with just a handjob?

[iceburg1]

obviously i settle for the bottom end of the market !!

 

[_Anna_]

If doing it ourselves was good enough - why the hell would we bother with flowers or candy... or nice cars... or money, or clothes, or clean dishes, or two sets of sheets, or hair cuts, or shaving, or being witty, or thinking thoughts, or listening to other people's thoughts, or buying dinner, or eating anything other than mac n cheese, or changing our shoes, or watching Grey's Anatomy, or pretending to respect Angelina Jolie's humanitarian work, or saying that kittens are cute, or remembering birthdays, or anniversaries, or Valentine's Day, or any major holiday, or why would we shower, or buy deodorant, or cut our finger nails, or try to not pee on the seat, or read books, or even attempt dancing, or notice your shoes, or your dress, or all the thousands of things guys do just for the merest hope of a chance of a glimmer of a possibility of having some kind of sex?

Why? Because it is always always always better when someone else plays with your waggly bits.

Beautifully put... wait - you wouldn't even shower? Ehhhhhwww.

 

[Darktan]

I should grow a penis and find out.

Here's how we feel.

 

[dolf]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

 

[_Anna_]

But then you wouldn't need a man, we'd be redundant!

Well, you guys could grow vaginas, and then we'd all be happy little hermaphrodites.

 

[iceburg1]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

shooting is fun

 

[TurdFergeson]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

Sometimes, when you consider everything that goes along with those "close , personal connections", a hand job does seem easier.

 

[SuperCanuck]

Why are you wondering this, and why has it been pestering you?
Masturbating is great, and you're giving him something he can already thirty times better himself, at a better angle, and he knows how to prolong it just enough to be satisfying at a specific pressure.

Put out, damn it!

 

[Raidho]

Well, you guys could grow vaginas, and then we'd all be happy little hermaphrodites.

HUGE inbreeding problem, too, if the eggs and stuff's viable.

 

[Darktan]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

Who the hell would want that?

 

[Mr. Show]

Beautifully put... wait - you wouldn't even shower? Ehhhhhwww.

Have you ever seen a hermit? Or some strange mountain man who hasn't talked to anyone in 20 years?

That's what all men would be like if there were no women to impress.

All except for gay men. They would still be fabulous.

 

[_Anna_]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

For him, it's probably lust, and horniness.

 

[dolf]

Sometimes, when you consider everything that goes along with those "close , personal connections", a hand job does seem easier.

yup, if it's sometimes, or it's casual, or it's shallow.

but sometimes feelings need expressing.

 

[_Anna_]

Have you ever seen a hermit? Or some strange mountain man who hasn't talked to anyone in 20 years?

That's what all men would be like if there were no women to impress.

All except for gay men. They would still be fabulous.

Actually... no. Thank god we exist then. The world would end without us.

 

[dolf]

For him, it's probably lust, and horniness.

it's easy to dismiss male emotions as just horniness.

 

[Jaydoes]

two things....

first of all...I'd like a date with posterofagirl...


second of all....I think its more about the attitude of the girl...if the girl is doing it because she doesn't want to do anything else and has as much enthusiasm as if she were heading to the dentist office....don't bother....

but...if you genuinely like to play with a guys penis and it really turns you on to have that thing coming to life in your hand and the feel of his cum flooding your hand....it can be very hot!

 

[_Anna_]

Here's how we feel.

Sounds like a female orgasm.

 

[Darktan]

Actually... no. Thank god we exist then. The world would end without us.

Actually crazy hermit mountain men are the most likely to survive the end of the world. Cut off their heads and they can still live for seven days. Or maybe that was cockroaches, I forget.

The point is the end is near.

 

[TurdFergeson]

yup, if it's sometimes, or it's casual, or it's shallow.

but sometimes feelings need expressing.

True..and what better way to express them than with a nice rub down with oil?

 

[Darktan]

Sounds like a female orgasm.

It tingles then it's over and you'd prefer a good back rub?

People risk AIDS and, more shockingly, children for this?

Our species should have stopped reproducing long ago.

 

[_Anna_]

Why are you wondering this, and why has it been pestering you?
Masturbating is great, and you're giving him something he can already thirty times better himself, at a better angle, and he knows how to prolong it just enough to be satisfying at a specific pressure.

Put out, damn it!

Hey, guys can perform self-fellatio, just search for that thread on this site. So you can arguably say that they can do it better than us. Maybe we should stop the blowjobs too, while we're at it?

 

[dolf]

True..and what better way to express them than with a nice rub down with oil?

fucking

 

[plesmone]

is it about shooting his load?

or is it about wanting that close, personal, intimate, physical connection with a woman he loves and wants to make love to?

makes a difference.

You can get pretty personal and intimate jerking your guy off if you want. Sit him down and give him something to look at as give him a hand job - sort of a lap dance with hands. Anyway you look at it, it should be better than when you were 15 wacking some guy off until your hand hurts

 

[_Anna_]

it's easy to dismiss male emotions as just horniness.

No, really... I hardly even know him.

 

[TurdFergeson]

fucking

mmm pure emotion.