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Can guys be satisfied with just a handjob?

plesmone said:
You can get pretty personal and intimate jerking your guy off if you want. Sit him down and give him something to look at as give him a hand job - sort of a lap dance with hands. Anyway you look at it, it should be better than when you were 15 wacking some guy off until your hand hurts :rolleyes:
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I would always help her out.

:p
 
_Anna_ said:
Actually... no. Thank god we exist then. :rolleyes: The world would end without us.
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Although - if we take that same theory to it's inevitable conclusion - then the world might end because of you all as well.

After all - we only accrue wealth at the expense of our natural resources as a means of impressing the ladies. Not to mention starting wars and the whole alpha-male conquest of territory thing.
 
Mr. Show said:
If doing it ourselves was good enough - why the hell would we bother with flowers or candy... or nice cars... or money, or clothes, or clean dishes, or two sets of sheets, or hair cuts, or shaving, or being witty, or thinking thoughts, or listening to other people's thoughts, or buying dinner, or eating anything other than mac n cheese, or changing our shoes, or watching Grey's Anatomy, or pretending to respect Angelina Jolie's humanitarian work, or saying that kittens are cute, or remembering birthdays, or anniversaries, or Valentine's Day, or any major holiday, or why would we shower, or buy deodorant, or cut our finger nails, or try to not pee on the seat, or read books, or even attempt dancing, or notice your shoes, or your dress, or all the thousands of things guys do just for the merest hope of a chance of a glimmer of a possibility of having some kind of sex?

Why? Because it is always always always better when someone else plays with your waggly bits.
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Why can all men be like you? :p
 
_Anna_ said:
Hey, guys can perform self-fellatio, just search for that thread on this site. :rolleyes: So you can arguably say that they can do it better than us. Maybe we should stop the blowjobs too, while we're at it?
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Very arguably, unless they're performing it on another partner.

I doubt they'd be able to, you know, go all the way.
 
Mr. Show said:
Although - if we take that same theory to it's inevitable conclusion - then the world might end because of you all as well.

After all - we only accrue wealth at the expense of our natural resources as a means of impressing the ladies. Not to mention starting wars and the whole alpha-male conquest of territory thing.
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Oh really? So you're saying that everything males do can be boiled down to wanting to impress us? I doubt it.... Women aren't impressed by greed.
 
TurdFergeson said:
Old Woody Allen line:

The best sex is with someone I love..me!

:p
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And another - "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love"
 
_Anna_ said:
Oh really? So you're saying that everything males do can be boiled down to wanting to impress us? I doubt it.... Women aren't impressed by greed.
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hahaha, no, they're just impressed by the things greed accumulates along the way.
 
_Anna_ said:
Oh really? So you're saying that everything males do can be boiled down to wanting to impress us? I doubt it.... Women aren't impressed by greed.
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greed implies that the guy keeps the money - I'm impressed by guys that give me money :)
 
_Anna_ said:
Oh really? So you're saying that everything males do can be boiled down to wanting to impress us? I doubt it.... Women aren't impressed by greed.
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Greed - no... but on a primal biological level, possession and strength and protection and the ability to provide... yes to an extent.

Plus, you forget that men are basic and simple - while you might know that you're not impressed by greed, men tend not to. We're just sort flailing about trying anything we can. Like whistling from construction sites, and honking car horns, and snapping bra straps in junior high.
 
plesmone said:
like go take a pee
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nice...as long as we can watch?

:p

j/k...

My motto is "ladies first"..my method works the best..get her off, then you are so horny it doesnt take long.

lol
 
Mr. Show said:
Greed - no... but on a primal biological level, possession and strength and protection and the ability to provide... yes to an extent.

Plus, you forget that men are basic and simple - while you might know that you're not impressed by greed, men tend not to. We're just sort flailing about trying anything we can. Like whistling from construction sites, and honking car horns, and snapping bra straps in junior high.
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I don't know about that "basic and simple" part. seems that men are easy to control before they get you and always hard to handle afterward :confused:
 
plesmone said:
I don't know about that "basic and simple" part. seems that men are easy to control before they get you and always hard to handle afterward :confused:
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Why do you want to "control" men?

Any caged animal will rebel against it's master.
 
TurdFergeson said:
nice...as long as we can watch?

:p

j/k...

My motto is "ladies first"..my method works the best..get her off, then you are so horny it doesnt take long.

lol
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never had someone watch - might be something to try. I stood behind a guy and helped him go, but didn't see anything - too busy trying to aim the damn thing
 
plesmone said:
never had someone watch - might be something to try. I stood behind a guy and helped him go, but didn't see anything - too busy trying to aim the damn thing
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lmao...you seem to have cock issues.

:p
 
plesmone said:
It wasn't my cock - the issues were the same as a fireman with a hose
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You kept having to use it to put out fires with?
 
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