TurdFergeson
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plesmone said:It wasn't my cock - the issues were the same as a fireman with a hose
haha it does take practice.

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plesmone said:It wasn't my cock - the issues were the same as a fireman with a hose

TurdFergeson said:or lack of?
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TurdFergeson said:haha it does take practice.
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plesmone said:sometimes
strong and aggressive and then soft and vulnerable - sort of makes like interesting
plesmone said:how long did it take you to not hit the seat?

Mr. Show said:Because we're all the same?
TurdFergeson said:what do you mean? I still do.
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plesmone said:LOL
if you think that is a challenge, when the nurse gives you that little cup to pee in how do you think we do it?

_Anna_ said:Let's say just say that a guy is horny, and really wants to get off... if a female gives him a handjob, would he be satisfied, or want something more? This question has been kinda pestering me of late... but don't ask me why I'm wondering![]()
TurdFergeson said:hahaha i never thought of that.
but is it wrong to be a little turned on by the thought of you peeing in a cup?
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Succulence31 said:On second thought, I'm glad all men aren't the same.
y2jwill said:I would doubt that a handjob would do it for me. It hasn't in the past....
With the temptation of a girls body right there, and my extremely strong sex drive, a girl jerking me would just make me want to ravage her even more than i did before.
Perhaps if she talked particularly dirty to me and kissed my stomach at the same time......
plesmone said:whats to be turned on by? I just spread my legs and let it go....
TurdFergeson said:the whole spreading of the legs part?
lol
y2jwill said:I would doubt that a handjob would do it for me. It hasn't in the past....
With the temptation of a girls body right there, and my extremely strong sex drive, a girl jerking me would just make me want to ravage her even more than i did before.
Perhaps if she talked particularly dirty to me and kissed my stomach at the same time......
plesmone said:what? these skinny little legs???
Mr. Show said:Yeah - if we were I'm pretty sure we'd all be the same rude obnoxious asshole instead of the same handsome erudite gentleman.
y2jwill said:I would doubt that a handjob would do it for me. It hasn't in the past....
With the temptation of a girls body right there, and my extremely strong sex drive, a girl jerking me would just make me want to ravage her even more than i did before.
Perhaps if she talked particularly dirty to me and kissed my stomach at the same time......
_Anna_ said:Let's say just say that a guy is horny, and really wants to get off... if a female gives him a handjob, would he be satisfied, or want something more? This question has been kinda pestering me of late... but don't ask me why I'm wondering![]()
plesmone said:sounds like tying you down might make the experience a little more interesting for you
y2jwill said:I would doubt that a handjob would do it for me. It hasn't in the past....
With the temptation of a girls body right there, and my extremely strong sex drive, a girl jerking me would just make me want to ravage her even more than i did before.
Perhaps if she talked particularly dirty to me and kissed my stomach at the same time......
It's possible to have some very intimate sexual moments with masturbation alone.Succulence31 said:Every man is different in his wants, and confident men just seem to tell us (me, women in general), right here right now, what they want. It is what will do it for them.
Now if all you guys could just get all women to hear the first want the first time, everyone would be happier for it.
You seem somewhat confident...Spread the word.
ourladyofthehighways said:Ooooh, yummy. I love doing that with my husband. Even though we have a very solid sex life, his sex drive can be a bit over the top. He has to stroke every morning, just to clear his head. It's like taking a shower or brushing his teeth-- part of the morning ritual.
I don't always have time to help out, but sometimes when I see that he's about to come, I like to kneel at his feet. I kiss his stomach and whisper dirty things to him, and sometimes trace my tongue over the head and suck at it while he strokes and fires in my mouth. If I haven't showered yet, I like to let him fuck my tits and give me a pearl necklace.
Five years, and I still love doing that.It's possible to have some very intimate sexual moments with masturbation alone.
y2jwill said:But if you got the first want the first time right off the bat, where would the fun be?
y2jwill said:I do find that the kissing of my thighs and stomach make me squirm infinitely more than i have ever experienced before. It's almost better than head![]()