Challenge: Poet auteur

[annaswirls]

Well, the Chelsea was at least filled with cheap whores. You will mount this challenge well, me thinks. lol

Did you just call me a cheap whore?
:blush: so sweet!

 

[CharleyH]

Did you just call me a cheap whore?
:blush: so sweet!

lol GET WRITING!

A reminder to all participants who have not yet sent their poem to me via PM ... Today is DEADLINE DAY. This basically means no snuggles and no sex until you send me a poem!

And, just in case you think I am joking, let me remind you that I'm the Jack Bauer of this challenge and I have access to drones everywhere! Trust me.

 

[CharleyH]

There was an old hotel named Chelsea
full of artiste-y ghosts and a healthy
dose of drugs, rock n roll, da wealthy
who glammed, gossiped, and swanned
in delicto flagrante, but shall I poem it
all up? Well, we'll see.

Oh, Ang, how I'd love to hear you rap this!

 

[CharleyH]

I do too. I move at least once every 5-6 years. Last time, I set myself a limit at 15 boxes, 14 of which cleared customs.

LOL - dare I ask what was in the 15th box?

 

[Angeline]

LOL - dare I ask what was in the 15th box?

It was full of sex, drugs, rock and roll, and Cuban cigars.

 

[CharleyH]

It was full of sex, drugs, rock and roll, and Cuban cigars.

CUBAN CIGARS?!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

CUBAN CIGARS?!

......disguised as dildos? No wonder the customs guards snaffled 'em.

 

[butters]

......disguised as dildos? No wonder the customs guards snaffled 'em.

dildo-smoking guards wouldn't look at all out of place?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

dildo-smoking guards wouldn't look at all out of place?

It's amazing what americans will do for a cuban...............

 

[butters]

It's amazing what americans will do for a cuban...............

colour me amazed ;P

 

[CharleyH]

......disguised as dildos? No wonder the customs guards snaffled 'em.

ROFLOL!

 

[CharleyH]

Only 11 and a half hours, now. PRESSURE IS ON!

 

[Remec]

Only 11 and a half hours, now. PRESSURE IS ON!

I have succumbed to the pressure. *sigh*

I may very well try and come up with something once I can get some more research on the hotel, its history, and its guests, but I'm just not feeling it right now and will have to bow out of this one. Sorry

 

[CharleyH]

I have succumbed to the pressure. *sigh*

I may very well try and come up with something once I can get some more research on the hotel, its history, and its guests, but I'm just not feeling it right now and will have to bow out of this one. Sorry

You will write. I demand it!

 

[Remec]

You will write. I demand it!

As you command...*smile*

(amazing how quickly a muse arrives with the right provocation )

 

[CharleyH]

As you command...*smile*

(amazing how quickly a muse arrives with the right provocation )

I'm a tyrant!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL - dare I ask what was in the 15th box?

I could have sworn this said ' dare I say I was in the 15th box'

 

[CharleyH]

I could have sworn this said ' dare I say I was in the 15th box'

How do you think I got to Europe.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

awwwwwwww kitty in a box ...

 

[annaswirls]

I am sorry, it just did not happen

 

[EroticOrogeny]

I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone has !

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

What's the count now, Charley and will you name the participants?

 

[CharleyH]

All the poems have been posted! Check out the new thread at Auteur Challenge: Do you know your poets? and try to guess who wrote what!

 

[butters]

All the poems have been posted! Check out the new thread at Auteur Challenge: Do you know your poets? and try to guess who wrote what!

aha!

goes to take a peek

 

[PandoraGlitters]

It was full of sex, drugs, rock and roll, and Cuban cigars.

Hah! Actually it was full of books. Some lesbian erotica and a rare book on the benefits of cocaine probably caught the attention of the bored customs agents.