Challenge: The Perfect Ten (v2.0)

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[Tzara]

No more laughing.
I'm painting on Ms. Serious Face.

Impressed?

*k, what the hell is a kuru?

About your face
I'm always serious.

About kuru, go here.

 

[Tzara]

Oh man,
eating diseased human brain?

I think I'll yark.

Yark, eh?

Must be
some kind of
a Canadian

wourd.



Hey. Will you guys take me in? I got a stupid president and I've picked out a condo on English Bay that isn't too expensive and has a great view. What's that? No, I've never heard of Stephen Harper. Who's he?

 

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[Tzara]

Can't be Canadian
unless ya yark
in yer toque, Pierre.

Ma toque couvre
mon <<yark>>
dans la rue.

C'est dommage.

 

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[Tzara]

Dammit, outburst of laughter
again.

What was that
for casse-croûte?

Ah,
casse-croûtes!

Ne rendez pas
me trop affamé

mon bon-



bon.

 

[Remec]

poor paramour;

people pleasing
peroxide pyrotechnics
possibly protect pride?

painful price.

(i find it hard to believe that you would get nothing)

I'm the very Charlie Brown
of romance...
nothing but rocks.

 

[Remec]

*cough*sputter*wheeze*
hand me a tissue, will you please?

Out, have my hand...
Friendship is
A palm of phlegm.

 

[Remec]

Can't be Canadian
unless ya yark
in yer toque, Pierre.

Just be sure to
yark *before* the
back bacon, eh?

 

[HotKittySpank]

I'm the very Charlie Brown
of romance...
nothing but rocks.

rocks can reveal crystals
once cracked correctly

go Charlie go...

 

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[Vampiric_Mirage]

smothered screams
lost in pillows,
tasting you
as Pop-Rocks explode...

 

[Tzara]

I cautiously
.....lay bare my heart—
her stiletto heel.

.....Don't!

 

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[Remec]

Only in the States
you dare call backbacon
separately.
Sacriledge.

D'ya know how
I searched
to find it at all?

 

[Remec]

rocks can reveal crystals
once cracked correctly

go Charlie go...

Geodes glimmer in
the light, but pale
beside true
beauty.

 

[HotKittySpank]

Geodes glimmer in
the light, but pale
beside true
beauty.

beauty lies in the eye of the beholder my dear...

 

[Remec]

beauty lies in the eye of the beholder my dear...

beholding eyes
like those is
nothing if not
beautiful,
dahlin'

 

[HotKittySpank]

beholding eyes
like those is
nothing if not
beautiful,
dahlin'

my goodness kind sir! - lashes batting,
you've got me blushing