Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[lavendersilk]

& of course.

You are so talented.

 

[SWR101]

Nice try.

It was worth a shot…

 

[Lmizzler]

& of course.

The no hander is truly a thing of beauty. Nicely done! You got the hips moving just right and pulled it off perfectly.
I haven’t been able to perfect that one near as well as you have.

 

[Qky75]

The no hander is truly a thing of beauty. Nicely done! You got the hips moving just right and pulled it off perfectly.
I haven’t been able to perfect that one near as well as you have.

Already feeling bad enough about myself ,

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

& of course.
Up, down, and all around.

Have you ever tried using your dick for hypnosis?

 

[Wriggle]

Have you ever tried using your dick for hypnosis?

You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, and when you hear my cock slap my thigh, you will fall deeper into a trance. 3.2.1....

 

[SWR101]

You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, and when you hear my cock slap my thigh, you will fall deeper into a trance. 3.2.1....

*snore*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have you ever tried using your dick for hypnosis?

Dicknosis?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, and when you hear my cock slap my thigh, you will fall deeper into a trance. 3.2.1....

You should remake your helicopter with this as the audio

 

[Lmizzler]

Already feeling bad enough about myself ,

No way...just give it a shot. No one is going to judge you. It's good hearted fun.

 

[Wriggle]

You should remake your helicopter with this as the audio

With these dulcet tones I'll have you eating healthy within days.

 

[Qky75]

No way...just give it a shot. No one is going to judge you. It's good hearted fun.

Naw man you ever seen the footling picture at Subway and then order one in person? ....lol Ill just applaud wriggle dirk diggler

 

[hotoldrguy]

& of course.
Up, down, and all around.

awesome helicockter!

 

[thefishfryer]

Franz Mesmer would have used it to cure something.

 

[Wriggle]

Naw man you ever seen the footling picture at Subway and then order one in person? ....lol Ill just applaud wriggle dirk diggler

It's an illusion - the wang thinks it's going to get lucky, so engorges a little and the twirling blurs the video making it look bigger than average.

 

[Wriggle]

Franz Mesmer would have used it to cure something.

I included him in my last book.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

With these dulcet tones I'll have you eating healthy within days.

A dick that's going to fix my diet and get me to exercise? Sign me up!

 

[MindYaBitness]

A dick that's going to fix my diet and get me to exercise? Sign me up!

Yes, but will it fold my laundry too?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes, but will it fold my laundry too?

yes except for the fitted sheets

 

[Wriggle]

Yes, but will it fold my laundry too?

If it's smaller than a tea towel.

 

[MindYaBitness]

yes except for the fitted sheets

I'll send him my fitted sheet tutorial, it has been quite enlightening to those fortunate enough to view it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes, but will it fold my laundry too?

Isn't the point that it hypnotizes you into thinking you love folding laundry?

I'm beginning to think that dicknosis is how I got tricked into carrying and raising babies

 

[hotcpu]

I'll send him my fitted sheet tutorial, it has been quite enlightening to those fortunate enough to view it

Never too old to learn new tricks ... since you are in a sharing mood

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'll send him my fitted sheet tutorial, it has been quite enlightening to those fortunate enough to view it

you can PM it to me and I will see that he gets it

 

[Lmizzler]

Naw man you ever seen the footling picture at Subway and then order one in person? ....lol Ill just applaud wriggle dirk diggler

Thats the beauty of a mans dick....It stretches when spun around like that. Give it a try, you'll be surprised what phsyics does for the little fella.
It can turn any little earthworm into a donkey dong.