Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

My jaw dropped. Absolutely gorgeous!

I guess it pays to be on Literotica in the afternoons...
 
White shirt. 🤍
Omg, I totally put this in the wrong thread for about ten seconds. 😳
Nice knot work.
I'm dying to know where it appeared like an apparition.
Litster 1: Did you see that?
Litster 2: Yeah. Just for a second. It was mostly white with something black around the neck. I'm pretty sure it was a Lit ghost.
Litster 1: Why?
Litster 2: Boooooooooobs.
I see someone's in the Christmas spirit already!

The small jingle bell right in the middle is a nice touch.

Where does the line start to share what gift we want? And who sits in who's lap?
<Bust shot in more than one way>
Simple and elegant.
Waiting in white
Not sure what you're waiting for (he said coyly) but I have no doubt you'll get it in the end. 😉

Cheers
 
And because in a rare achievement the men's posts outnumbered the ladies in the same short time...
Here to help keep the picture to word ratio correct. 🤍
I mean we do all of this for science after all.
This plays great with the next. It's on the way to work.
<Now it's Miller time!>
And this is when the day is over.
Older photo...
Oh wait, this is when the day is over (we men can't wait to drop trou).
See what I mean?
B&W combo…
Run! It's the anti-white! Wait, how there's no Earth shattering *KABOOM* where the black and white meet?

Well done gents!

Cheers
 
Nice knot work.
I'm dying to know where it appeared like an apparition.
Litster 1: Did you see that?
Litster 2: Yeah. Just for a second. It was mostly white with something black around the neck. I'm pretty sure it was a Lit ghost.
Litster 1: Why?
Litster 2: Boooooooooobs.
Are you saying my boobs remind you of ghosts? Yeah, no nude beaches where I live. It's a bummer.

You are hilarious by the way. I just remembered I mentioned having posted it in the wrong thread. 🙃
 
Gotta hit the shower ...
Showerday.jpg
 
Are you saying my boobs remind you of ghosts? Yeah, no nude beaches where I live. It's a bummer.

You are hilarious by the way. I just remembered I mentioned having posted it in the wrong thread. 🙃
Heavens to Betsy NO! As much as I enjoy a good horror film I would never mean to imply you boobs remind me of things that get their own TV specials and that LOTS of people pay good money in the hopes of seeing.

Wait... That honestly doesn't sound that bad. So... Maybe?

We have few official nude options here. Last one I visited was a 10 hour drive away and too many neighbors have a second story that let's them see over the fence.

Thanks! I try to bring a little humor everywhere I go (physically or virtually). Most folks hope to see an Oh face. I am for a Ha face (or a Ho face in December).

Cheers
 
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