Gets down on one knee and pulls out a plastic vending machine ring....."Mindy, would you do me the honour......"I can't find my mug Pic right now, so I'm choosing Chaos. Good morning fellow freaks & weirdos!
Great shot and posing and lighting.
You get the house to yourself w ough to take a nudie pic in your kitchen??? That is just no fair.
You're thinking that and I'm like, "Asoka duel wields.... does he have something..."You get the house to yourself w ough to take a nudie pic in your kitchen??? That is just no fair.
And I'm sure there is a joke about Asoka and a lightsaber but I can't find it.
Coffee first, then pants…
Yep... pretty much...
for me too! I even made it a white mocha and added whip cream. Yes, its going to be a long work day! Your curves are always lovely but your smile is so warm and welcoming.I can't find my mug Pic right now, so I'm choosing Chaos. Good morning fellow freaks & weirdos!
I love the shadow, the composition and the subject. Well done!
I so wish it was 5pm here! Gorgeous as per usual!It’s 5:00 somewhere!!
Lovely image. You elevate your photos from selfies to art. Thanks for sharing!
Dude, coffee in all of it's forms is enticing... careful not to spill! (I did that once.. so tender..)
Aw, hell. I saw @morelikeasong liked that first pic, so I thought I'd repost the naughtier one that I poofed.
I like notifications....if they're about me. ....which few are.....ok so I hate most notificationsI debated doing all of these as individual comments so Miz didn’t get a big head but figured no one wants to see a bunch of notifications and have it just be me running my mouth.
Your curves are always lovely but your smile is so warm and welcoming.
I love the shadow, the composition and the subject. Well done!
I so wish it was 5pm here! Gorgeous as per usual!
Lovely image. You elevate your photos from selfies to art. Thanks for sharing!
You have a mug shot? That's surprising, considering how naive and innocent you seem.
I was not expecting to see a cock in a cup today. Almost spilled my coffee!Aw, hell. I saw @morelikeasong liked that first pic, so I thought I'd repost the naughtier one that I poofed.
It does get bigger, in case you were wondering.
I apologize for shocking you, but I'm glad you didn't spill it. Coffee is much too precious.
And apparently there's a football game, too.
I sense a lawsuit coming… “your honor, the cup didn’t say ‘too hot to stick your dick in!’”It does get bigger, in case you were wondering.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who amongst us hasn’t looked upon a steamy hot cup of delicious Java and wondered?”
I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.
Point of fact, she won that lawsuit because she deserved to win that lawsuit, McDonalds kept that coffee at an unreasonably high temperature and she had to be hospitalized for over a week as a result of the burns it caused.I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.
But in my pic, the coffee had cooled to room temperature, and I didn't actually stick my dick in it.
It wasn't so much that she won the lawsuit, in my mind, although I think folks should take at least a modicum of personal responsibility for idiotic behavior. It was that she was awarded literally millions of dollars for it. But maybe she saved thousands of other vulnerable crotches as a result.
it also wasn’t an absurdly large settlement. The lady had 3rd degree burns and had to have multiple skin grafts. Her initial ask for settlement was literally “cover my hospital bills.” When McD’s scoffed, she took them to court won and the jury got a bit punative on her behalf.I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.
But in my pic, the coffee had cooled to room temperature, and I didn't actually stick my dick in it.
She offered to settle for a pittance. Liability law in the U.S. is dumb as fuck but McDonald’s deserved to pay every cent it did.
