Chaos... to be continued

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Did you guys actually think i would call myself goobs in chat?!?! 🤣 and get tons of tail!?!?!?!?
Nooo... Uh. No?

Ok fine. Yes. Yes I thought you were getting all the tail. Tail for days. More tail than an amped up nest of Labrador Retrievers.

I imagined guys writing "for a good time call Goobs" on locker room walls.

I imagined heartbroken pornhounds crying in agony as the tattoo removal place attempted to replace their "I ❤️ goobs" with a block lettered "NO REGERTS"

There. *sniff*. Are you happy now?




(Mutters to myself " then who the fuck was the Goobs that I eBanged all those times?")
 
Nooo... Uh. No?

Ok fine. Yes. Yes I thought you were getting all the tail. Tail for days. More tail than an amped up nest of Labrador Retrievers.

I imagined guys writing "for a good time call Goobs" on locker room walls.

I imagined heartbroken pornhounds crying in agony as the tattoo removal place attempted to replace their "I ❤️ goobs" with a block lettered "NO REGERTS"

There. *sniff*. Are you happy now?




(Mutters to myself " then who the fuck was the Goobs that I eBanged all those times?")
Meet Goobs:
 
Nooo... Uh. No?

Ok fine. Yes. Yes I thought you were getting all the tail. Tail for days. More tail than an amped up nest of Labrador Retrievers.

I imagined guys writing "for a good time call Goobs" on locker room walls.

I imagined heartbroken pornhounds crying in agony as the tattoo removal place attempted to replace their "I ❤️ goobs" with a block lettered "NO REGERTS"

There. *sniff*. Are you happy now?




(Mutters to myself " then who the fuck was the Goobs that I eBanged all those times?")
LMFAO 🤣 . That whole post was pure gold puma.
 
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