MsNatalie99
Whateva gets you off
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Just make sure it's not a "bait and switch" and becomes death by serial killer who promised puppies!
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Just make sure it's not a "bait and switch" and becomes death by serial killer who promised puppies!
Good god almighty... we try to keep this thread drama free and you throw that out?!?!?! smh
Don't come here mansplaining! Men leave their toxic masculinity at the doorSensitive
And breatheeee
Hahah i love youI don't know you well enough to be able to tell that it was. Please keep your tongue out of your cheek and we'll put the shanks away... slowly.
Or think before you type
Yours bc you haven't been here when i didAnd who's fault is that!? I've asked, but nnnnoooo
I was gonna let it slide this timeOh we know... after the dumpster fire in another thread about the use of the word female... we ALL know.
I get that impression! Well, glad I missed it, then.It was not fun
If you like Jerry Springer, then yes. lolEntertainment, then?
What kind of incentive is that? Hell, I'd set their vehicle on fire for offending me like that. "ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT AND NEED TO EAT A SALAD?"Even if they offer you a salad to hop in?
No you're fine. It's a dumb convo to have, made dumber everytime it has to be said.I may be a little overprotective of you. Momma bear rage was initiated... going back to my cave with berries now.
Nnnnooo... yours because you posted when I wasn't on and then refuse to post againYours bc you haven't been here when i did
Just so everyone sees.Hahah i love you
Sometimes
Nnnnoooo! MM loves salad.... that was just for her calm down drama llamaIf you like Jerry Springer, then yes. lol
What kind of incentive is that? Hell, I'd set their vehicle on fire for offending me like that. "ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT AND NEED TO EAT A SALAD?"
I don't understand the use of the words "love" and "salad" in the same sentence. Normally cookies or chocolate or fruit or sex follows the word love.Nnnnoooo! MM loves salad.... that was just for her calm down drama llama
Whatโs on the salad?Even if they offer you a salad to hop in?
Same!I may be a little overprotective of you. Momma bear rage was initiated... going back to my cave with berries now.
Or pineapple on pizza. That sort of thingI don't understand the use of the words "love" and "salad" in the same sentence. Normally cookies or chocolate or fruit or sex follows the word love.
If you like Jerry Springer, then yes. lol
What kind of incentive is that? Hell, I'd set their vehicle on fire for offending me like that. "ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT AND NEED TO EAT A SALAD?"
Nnnnooo... yours because you posted when I wasn't on and then refuse to post again
Nnnnoooo! MM loves salad.... that was just for her calm down drama llama
I don't understand the use of the words "love" and "salad" in the same sentence. Normally cookies or chocolate or fruit or sex follows the word love.
I see. And you still let us jump his shit?
Thats part of the lure to get in....Whatโs on the salad?
Whatโs on the salad?
Itโs a daily struggleโฆ for reals. As much as I HATE getting up so early I know future me will hate me if I donโt cuz Iโll be rushing around later trying to get everything done.Opening one eye...gazing at you with admiration and horror...going back to sleep....
Seriously, though, I wish I could get back on an early morning schedule. I really like it better. The will is weak, though...
Things may have gotten a little out of control while i looked for gifsI see. And you still let us jump his shit?
Perfectly ripe sliced avocadoWhatโs on the salad?
And especially the gut likes it. Even loves it! I feel good too, so...I like saladโฆ
Ahh. Kinda makes me feel like a total piece of shit.
Same!
Or pineapple on pizza. That sort of thing
Now 100% convinced you're evil.
Unfortunately I'm way too good at telling future me to fuck off.Itโs a daily struggleโฆ for reals. As much as I HATE getting up so early I know future me will hate me if I donโt cuz Iโll be rushing around later trying to get everything done.
Of course!I like saladโฆ
You paid attention!
Leafy greens
I'm sorry. I guess loving leafy greens is more understandable than pineapple on pizza.I like saladโฆ
You paid attention!
Leafy greens