Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

It’s not a dick in a box is it?

 

[cheekygirl75]

pft I'm not that bad!!

Ohh,,,is this an old show?? lol

Yes, it's an old show. Started in the 80s, but I think it mostly stands the test of time.

Burritos AND cannolis!? Say less..I’m in.

And I actually start physical therapy on my birthday in the morning Happy bday me! My friends are going to celebrate with me this Saturday. We’re meeting at the bar babyyy

Get your butt to Massachusetts & we'll do dual birthday burritos & cannolis!

Oh okay. You were confusing the hell outta me. I have it down on my calander

Lol, yes, the birthday attention thirst is strong with me. But I love you for having it on your calendar!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Would you babysit while I'm out for humping and pumping?

You know what, yeah I would

 

[pandaburr]

Yes, it's an old show. Started in the 80s, but I think it mostly stands the test of time.

Get your butt to Massachusetts & we'll do duel birthday burritos & cannolis!

Lol, yes, the birthday attention thirst is strong with me. But I love you for having it on your calendar!

Wow….only 18 hours away huh? we might have to do virtual bday shots together

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wow….only 18 hours away huh? we might have to do virtual bday shots together

Lol, midnight between the 28th & 29th, it's a date!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sexy company?

Yes

 

[MsNatalie99]

Lol, midnight between the 28th & 29th, it's a date!

Okay that's an hour and a half from now, but by then I'll probably either be in somebody or someone will be in me, so I just wish you a happy birthday right now

 

[cheekygirl75]

Okay that's an hour and a half from now, but by then I'll probably either be in somebody or someone will be in me, so I just wish you a happy birthday right now

It will be tomorrow night, but I'll take it now, thank you!!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yes, it's an old show. Started in the 80s, but I think it mostly stands the test of time.

Get your butt to Massachusetts & we'll do duel birthday burritos & cannolis!

Lol, yes, the birthday attention thirst is strong with me. But I love you for having it on your calendar!

Now I'm imagining you two with burritos in hand slapping each other across the cheek. "Take that you scoundrel!"

 

[Diosax]

Now I'm imagining you two with burritos in hand slapping each other across the cheek. "Take that you scoundrel!"

you really are dirty minded aren't you?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Now I'm imagining you two with burritos in hand slapping each other across the cheek. "Take that you scoundrel!"

Damn it!!! I've had two glasses of wine, that's my excuse... don't let SCP see that!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

you really are dirty minded aren't you?

Ummm I was talking about real edible burritos. What were you thinking?

 

[pandaburr]

Now I'm imagining you two with burritos in hand slapping each other across the cheek. "Take that you scoundrel!"

SMH. These are the kind of things that Bambi’s fantasies are made of.

 

[peekingone]

you really are dirty minded aren't you?

Cheeky, Food fight for your birthday. That is different

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Damn it!!! I've had two glasses of wine, that's my excuse... don't let SCP see that!

Pfffft, he has massacred English so badly, nobody will blink an eye.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

SMH. These are the kind of things that Bambi’s fantasies are made of.

I wouldn't say fantasy. Unless I'm involved. What can I say? I love food!

 

[pandaburr]

I wouldn't say fantasy. Unless I'm involved. What can I say? I love food!

Lmao well, ya know. Same. I can’t even hate

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Lmao well, ya know. Same. I can’t even hate

I could legit write a story about eating a burrito that would make men hard... only to be disappointed at the end when I swallow... the last bite of the burrito. The juices running down my neck onto my heaving bosoms.

 

[pandaburr]

I could legit write a story about eating a burrito that would make men hard... only to be disappointed at the end when I swallow... the last bite of the burrito. The juices running down my neck onto my heaving bosoms.

whoa…burrito porn coming in hot.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

whoa…burrito porn coming in hot.

Sounds a lot better than "I dripped some burrito on my shirt."

 

[MsNatalie99]

I could legit write a story about eating a burrito that would make men hard... only to be disappointed at the end when I swallow... the last bite of the burrito. The juices running down my neck onto my heaving bosoms.

 

[water_moutina]

You know what, yeah I would

Would it matter if he's a bit older than the usual babysitting needing age? He's old enough to be my husband.

Sometimes you gotta change hubs to pornhubs

 

[MsNatalie99]

Would it matter if he's a bit older than the usual babysitting needing age? He's old enough to be my husband.

Sometimes you gotta change hubs to pornhubs

I mean worst case scenario I can always just put him out on the lead, let him run around the yard a bit.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Would it matter if he's a bit older than the usual babysitting needing age? He's old enough to be my husband.

Sometimes you gotta change hubs to pornhubs

Can't you just give him a frozen dinner, a six pack of beer, & sit him down in front of PornHub for the night?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yay! SOMEONE finally noticed Yes, it's tomorrow, I was just reminding everyone. And it's already tomorrow in the UK!

I might be a tiny bit of a diva about my birthday

Honestly, I'm cleaning out my car & getting the oil changed But other than that... maybe going to the actually authentic Latin American place for burritos and then to the Italian pastry place next door for cannolis

I’m telling you, the birthday WEEK is the way to go. Which means today counts! What would you like for your Birthday Eve Eve?

I suggest requesting different, specific dirty or hilarious content from Chaos each day