SixShooter14
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I have not... and am fairly confident it would not
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MedicalMuse
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Afterward?
hotwords229_A
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Right, that’s what I was thinking!
aussiegeekygal
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I'm just over here trying to eat my eggs on toast and you have to go and say that, lol
hotwords229_A
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I will censor myself as I know you have an aversion to said topic in an effort to not ruin your delightful meal.
SixShooter14
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Hmmph.....You don't want another orgasm just after having one???One of us must be doing it wrong... Want to meet up and compare methods?
MedicalMuse
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Oh I always want another one
I’m not the one that has an aversion to meetingOne of us must be doing it wrong... Want to meet up and compare methods?
Endless_Night
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Lmizzler
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Reading this caused me physical pain
hotwords229_A
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Because you got so hard at the idea?
Lmizzler
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No, because IBecause you got so hard at the idea?
Not for lack of trying…
hotwords229_A
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I feel your pain. I, too, have suffered the inability to suck myself off.
dawn_of_night
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Are y'all lacking volunteers in that department....I feel your pain. I, too, have suffered the inability to suck myself off.
I mean, ffs....
AFAF...
LadyLascivious1
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Wanking more often is much cheaper and more fun than therapy or prescription drugs
Shame for enjoying yourself?! I didn’t expect that from youBefore all the shame rolls in.
hotwords229_A
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Shame for not feeling shame? Is that a thing?Shame for enjoying yourself?! I didn’t expect that from you
hotwords229_A
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Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.
That’s all.
Wand3rlust
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It would, but I'd still suggest you get to ground level first.... don't want to risk the leg tremble escalating.....Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.
That’s all.
dawn_of_night
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Right....
It's not the getting up that hurts, it's the final down that counts...
triptoceylon
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If it hasn't already been mentioned before in this thread, I thought I'd add the lyrics to "The Penis Song" by Eric Idle, featured in the move The Meaning of Life and sung by the Noel Coward type singer:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about
Endless_Night
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If only my body understood this principle.Wanking more often is much cheaper and more fun than therapy or prescription drugs
*wonders if she could file therapy under predictive maintenance.
Whoa.Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.
That’s all.
Lmizzler
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Sorry I’m being lazy and not copying and pasting the questions…
Never been to a sex therapist but would probably appreciate the time with them. The chance to open up and talk out some stuff that rolls around in my head would be great in a space that’s supposed to be free of judgement and meant for growth or understanding.
Never been to a sex therapist but would probably appreciate the time with them. The chance to open up and talk out some stuff that rolls around in my head would be great in a space that’s supposed to be free of judgement and meant for growth or understanding.
MedicalMuse
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I want to watch this whole scenario play out.Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.
That’s all.
Apisto42
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You should never work on a roof alone. For a variety of reasons, but spontaneous bj is the best one.Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.
That’s all.
Apisto42
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Due to time constraints and not anything more to add, I’m just going to second this motion.
hotwords229_A
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Why be dry?
Do you moisturize?
What kind of soap do you use?
What kind of hair products do you use?
Describe your skin care process?
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward?
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Does your partner?
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink?
Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it?
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor?
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?
Do you moisturize?
What kind of soap do you use?
What kind of hair products do you use?
Describe your skin care process?
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward?
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Does your partner?
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink?
Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it?
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor?
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?
