Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FIFY

Fine, we'll move cock to #4. I liked it at #3 what with its ability to fill the three holes

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mating takes place with the cuttlefish linking their eight arms and two tentacles for head-to-head contact, with the males slipping their sperm packages into the female's mouth and fertilising her eggs.

Man, if humans were like that I'd have impregnated SO many people

Damn, I want to be a cuttlefish!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whose?

Butts over boobs? This is pretty controversial.

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mating takes place with the cuttlefish linking their eight arms and two tentacles for head-to-head contact, with the males slipping their sperm packages into the female's mouth and fertilising her eggs.

Man, if humans were like that I'd have impregnated SO many people

Lol, I meant that male cuttlefish who are unsuccessful at finding a mate like to pretend that they're female cuttlefish, to get close to the females, and then they sneak attack mate with the females. Rude. Better to be a peacock who lies in his weird peacock way that his DMs are full & all the pea-hens love his pea-cock.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey, your PMs are fun & engaging, how can they not be since they're filled with bird/animal mating factoids?

I don't do that with everyone

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

I feel like I'm learning so much about your proclivities.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sitting!!! That's the secret. Also, I removed all my clothes so those won't get dirty or splashed with margs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn, I want to be a cuttlefish!

If you really want to be jealous, check out the mustulidae that have a 4 headed penis

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

Omg!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lol, I meant that male cuttlefish who are unsuccessful at finding a mate like to pretend that they're female cuttlefish, to get close to the females, and then they sneak attack mate with the females. Rude. Better to be a peacock who lies in his weird peacock way that his DMs are full & all the pea-hens love his pea-cock.

I like default’s cuttlefish version better. I’m going with that one.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

You KNOW we do

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

If you really want to be jealous, check out the mustulidae that have a 4 headed penis

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't do that with everyone

That's a terrible shame. Talking nerdy is quite sexy to a large portion of the female population!

 

[Endless_Night]

You KNOW we do

*feels like things are getting ready to happen*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

Well, I dont know about happy, but they get the job done

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's a terrible shame. Talking nerdy is quite sexy to a large portion of the female population!

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

I have to like a guys humor & personality before I can enjoy his, um, plumage

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

Theirs to lose ...
Fucking talk math to me, turn me on babe.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Theirs to lose ...
Fucking talk math to me, turn me on babe.

the reflexive property is a=a

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

Masturbation must be more like whack-a-mole

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

Not to mention all that cum!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!